rockstar143

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i hear dewalt tools have listening devices installed.

rockstar143

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prolapsed asshole = alex jones
i realize in 3GR Taco or Who might think it was in refverence to them.

thoiboi

I wonder how altarboi is doing

rockstar143

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new shoes, prolly

kurtatx

Greg Abbott gonna open up Texas

OCH, @Majofo?

rockstar143

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he's only allowing meat orders and pickups at the back door, I hear @kurtatx

thoiboi

Shiet, between Florida, Georgia, Texas and Las Vegas being control groups, we're going to get through this sooner than we think!!

Acura TL Builder

My butthole is sitting pretty. Though I know how to fix one if your in need.

Acura TL Builder

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Acura TL Builder

Basic instrument set, some 3-0 Vicryl suture, tack it to a stable internal structure, should keep the bunghole in place. Unless you take too many constipators and keep blowing it out!

Majofo

Usual stall..

Majofo

Still can't get a decent rimjob
Sucks to suck

cu2wagon

I'm tryna figure if I should get some cute Etsy face masks, or just stick with the folded bandana.
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Majofo

Slumlord tales covfefe 2020
I show slumproperty 0.1 to prospective gentleman
4 automatik respeks youngins in a caddy
They check out place, all is good
Exchange pleasantries

They take off and some crazy fuck almost hits them leaving
Honk horns, oh shit.. it's bout to get MLK Blvd / Cesar Chavez Ave ZeroDark40
I got the burner tucked but only miniMe, run to car to get da choppa

Meanwhile, brosefs take off slow and roadrager tailgates them and tries to overtake
Reminder.. this is a neighborhood street with cars parked on each side.. 15 mph.. etc

So I get in the hooptie.. burner on the passenger seat
Snag the draco from the back, press check, yep it's ready
I usually don't entertain such shenanigans, but we talkin' about my bread here
By the time I pull up, shit was already going down..
Road rager overtook and boxed them in.

Skinniest dude in the back already hopped out, kicked off the slides
Squared up with homie, the rest of the homies did that window square up
You know teh one.. shiett..



Stupid roadrage fuck squared up a bit, but as I did my window square up
Vato ran back to car.. wasn't sure if he was going to get the heater or nah
Draco on my lap now, door open, ready to hop out
But he Taco'd off..

Youngins just hit me and applied online
Shiet..

What impressed me about these youngins is they hit my burner phone up first
Didn't do that millennial text, email, bs
They got people skills and can fight

Name: Dre
Sex: Hell yeah ninja
Occupation: Urban Pharmacist
Sold

/tales from the hood domestic sprawl

Majofo

Shiett.. someone might misteak you for someone learned
Might as well wear a Harvard RiceU sweater while you're at it..

cu2wagon

There's a house around the corner from me, older folks.

Two cars in the driveway, an old Accord and an even older Accord, one with a Harvard sticker on the rear window.

Yeah, that kid is following the path. A+. Good student. Number 1 Harvard.

Made me think about getting a Harvard sticker for my hooptie. Just for shits.

cu2wagon

You might say I'm a little learned though. StreetSmahtU... I've been keeping a white bandana in my back pocket in case I need a mask to keep the olds calm. Don't want to be wearing a red or a blue flag in the wrong HEB. Keep it neutral with white.

Don't want to wear the black one because I know how "folks" get when they see bandana and black together (MM). White seems to calm them down.

Majofo

10/10 they bought that accord because it had Harvard sticker on it..
Probably paid more than MM for it too.. #auspiciousthangs

kurtatx

At least they didn't buy an Audi and take the badges off

Majofo

That would only make sense if H replaced teh rings with a Lexbo emblem
Shame, such banana!

Majofo

I still have my white mask too..

thoiboi

never gets old

cu2wagon

I forgot about that.

Uhhh... kind of awkward but that's not the type of white mask I actually meant, MM.

cu2wagon

But shit... Let's get that party started

kurtatx

H looks...darker in that picture

Yumcha

Been spending more time in the sun.

Flipster23

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What In the fucks world...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I see you, Jofo...
don't think that shit was lost on me.
and WTF kinda neighborhood you tryna rent in?
Catching that section 8 check?

Is this your old place you rented out?

Majofo

He's Taiwanese
From da souf

Majofo

I'm pretty sure I saw an RPG poking out the window
Now that you mention it
No cheeseburgers tho

rockstar143

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Message!

rockstar143

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wanna play a game guessing how MM finds everywhere we post?

Acura TL Builder

Love that shit. Reminded me of a good oldie.

cu2wagon

cu2wagon

Dude, he can count all the toothpicks on the floor by just glancing at the mess. I'm sure he just cycles through every forum and subforum looking for a familiar username that's posted.

"Yeah. One minute to Wapner Acurazine." -MM

Majofo

Majofo

rockstar143

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He loves Kmart and parking lot blowies though, which through me off.

Majofo

your self-projection is showing

rockstar143

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in 1080P, baby!