The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
04-24-2020, 05:48 PM
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Poor Tobey.
04-24-2020, 09:12 PM
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Do you know what the top 5 rated BBQ places in Houston are?
Me neither. Catch me at Rudy's,bitch Kurt.
Me neither. Catch me at Rudy's,
04-24-2020, 09:52 PM
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04-24-2020, 10:23 PM
Null and proud of it
04-24-2020, 10:34 PM
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Is that what you read?
04-24-2020, 10:35 PM
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*Can* you read? Or are you using text-to-voice?
04-24-2020, 10:35 PM
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Does your flip phone even do text-to-voice?
04-24-2020, 10:36 PM
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Did you ask a grown-up to read it to you?
04-24-2020, 11:55 PM
04-25-2020, 01:34 AM
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04-25-2020, 04:45 AM
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04-25-2020, 04:46 AM
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04-25-2020, 05:57 AM
Burner phone.
Like the Motorola RaZr that would spontaneously combust.
Like the Motorola RaZr that would spontaneously combust.
04-25-2020, 06:01 AM
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04-25-2020, 06:07 AM
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I like how you spelled Razr like Grindr... T4T!
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04-25-2020, 09:34 AM
Wasn’t it spelled Razr? The other razor was a foot scooter.
Back when I was 13 I spent half a summer working on a church families homemade lake to earn their non-starting scooter.
A red 1985 Honda Aero 50. The starter was toast.
Afterwards, I went to my grandparents house to go door to door doing yard work for an entire day and rZ’d $94 of the $150 needed for a starter. It felt funny asking random strangers to do yard work door to door, but I kept repeating to myself all of that day, “Money over funny”.
My Father saw my effort and gave me the remaining $56 to purchase the starter.
When I installed it and it fired right up, I hopped on and rode for an hour, all the while tears of joy streaming around my neck and tearing into the wind off the back of my neck.
My first Honda.
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04-25-2020, 09:36 AM
The lazy shit neighbor kids my age rode around on Razor scooters their parents bought them for Christmas as I rode around the neighborhood on the Comfy Honda.
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04-25-2020, 10:38 AM
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04-25-2020, 10:45 AM
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One could also postulate that if said 'threads' were analyzed by space aliens, researching behavioral aspects of earthling based carbon units, there would be enough material for a few cosmic psychologic PhD's on interweb f*ckery.
04-25-2020, 11:19 AM
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Microdosing is for pussies and millennials.
Macrodose or GTFO. If you're not walking into the office on the verge of OD'ing, is it even really worth being awake?
Macrodose or GTFO. If you're not walking into the office on the verge of OD'ing, is it even really worth being awake?
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04-25-2020, 11:21 AM
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But yes, this is basically the abyss that Nietzsche was talking about.
04-25-2020, 11:23 AM
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Which makes that bitchass Taco even more pathetic.
He stared into the abyss and saw a dried cumsock being shit on by Dirty Mike and The Boys and it scared him.
He stared into the abyss and saw a dried cumsock being shit on by Dirty Mike and The Boys and it scared him.
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04-25-2020, 11:24 AM
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All I see is that dancing cat from the glittery gif.
04-25-2020, 03:24 PM
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But hen asked Tobey to eat his ass, get in on some sweet jumps, and partake on hobo BJs
Bitchass
04-25-2020, 03:24 PM
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What a cumsock
04-25-2020, 03:57 PM
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04-25-2020, 04:01 PM
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Gawtdamn...
I never noticed that there was a third dog.
How have I never noticed the third dog? FFS. Probably because of that sick jump. But still. Sad.
I never noticed that there was a third dog.
How have I never noticed the third dog? FFS. Probably because of that sick jump. But still. Sad.
04-25-2020, 04:14 PM
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That's Enzo
Lucky Enzo!
Tobey is in front
Poor Tobey!
Lucky Enzo!
Tobey is in front
Poor Tobey!
04-25-2020, 04:45 PM
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And the dog in the middle must belong to the guy what lives in the basement.
04-25-2020, 05:52 PM
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Taco?
04-25-2020, 05:55 PM
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poor tobey
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04-25-2020, 06:39 PM
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Poor Nancy.
04-25-2020, 07:03 PM
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MM is a canadien bacon and pineapple pizza
No sauce, no cheese, extra pinapple, no bacon
MM don't even like it
No sauce, no cheese, extra pinapple, no bacon
MM don't even like it
04-25-2020, 07:05 PM
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Hand tossed. For sure.
04-25-2020, 07:29 PM
LMAO, pizza for taste and volumen
04-25-2020, 08:13 PM
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Dick bike again
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04-25-2020, 08:53 PM
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Is that why Majofo got rid of taco?
Is taco the seat?
Is taco the seat?
04-25-2020, 09:50 PM
