Franchise1124

I pulled the trigger

thoiboi

thoiboi

I would get it too but the stupid Genie opener i have in the new crib isn't compatible with MyQ because it was manufactured after 2016

Franchise1124

But that 1995 Craftsman is compatible

Doesn't Genie have a similar smart offering?

thoiboi

They do but MyQ has Key by Amazon compatibility so i really want it for that feature... dropping packages in my garage instead of on the doorstep?!? that's clutch AF..

Franchise1124

Hmm....I haven't really looked into Key at all yet. Idk how I feel about people in my garage though

thoiboi

You gotta pair it with a Amazon Cloud Cam so it will have some sort of visibility.

civicdrivr

iTrader: (9)

I have concerns about letting Amazon into my garage.

Do you have a camera you can install in there?

Edit - I see thois response above about the camera.

thoiboi

I plan on installing a Nest cam in my garage and eventually if i do go Key by Amazon, I'd still have to buy one of theirs..

thoiboi

Cmon man Only Tyler's are known for not scrolling

cu2wagon

Move to a better neighborhood if Amazon can't leave a package on your porch.

cu2wagon

Plus, if they leave it on the porch and it "gets stolen" they'll usually replace it, right?

But if it's in the garage with the door closed, then how does it get stolen and replaced?

C'mon dingus. Think about it.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Dumb rockstar

Majofo

I'm starting a new company, 3GR logistics LLC
We put the packages in your back door

We'll send our specialist, J
He'll deliver the bicycle to your garage commercial airplane hangar

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Yea. Doesn’t amazon also do delivery to your car. I heard Tesla owners have that option.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Oh is genies called the Aladdin??

cu2wagon

That's culturally insensitive.

thoiboi

So you're the reason I pay 120 bucks a year for Prime

cu2wagon

I learned it from audi-ing RS143.

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

kurtatx

Yup, they usually don't put up much of a fight if something gets stolen from your doorstep.

cu2wagon

And that's how you get 110 gallons of lube for the price of 55!

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

The Data Management company hired me and I start Monday the 22nd

Majofo

Eat ass son!

cu2wagon

Hired on the 22nd.
High on the 23rd.

Majofo

Brah, he high now, he gon show up high
Guaranteed

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

gonna wait out the probation period, JUSTNCASE

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

since im not a heavy user anymore, perhaps it'll be quicker to leave my system

cu2wagon

Make a good first impression. Bring in a pocketful of poke for your new boss when you show up that first morning.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Lunch on me, boss.
(it's free for me, but my new boss doesnt know that)

and funny enough, the data management company is right across the street from my old geophysics company, which is pretty much next to the Poke spot

Majofo

*yerrowtair corrar*

Majofo

Definitely pack heat

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

had the gat on the interview...the guest pass had emergency exit locations and the reverse side said no weapons

thoiboi

I bring a pocketful of poke every day


solid advice.

cu2wagon

Yeah. I bet you get poke deliveries to your back door all day long.

Amazon

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

rap god

thoiboi

You wish that i poked your back door when we meated up..

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

been staring at this shit for like 5 mins, finally got it.


mama made fish curry with the collars

Acura TL Builder

I love my Accord! The tough guys come out of the woodwork thinking they can roll on ya.

Lets take the most recent example. I’m taking my long drive through traffic home. Sitting on in traffic slowly ebb and flowing, I have my phone up in the air as I clutch/shift/steer with the left.

Suddenly, I hear a gruff yell, “Get off you fucking phone!”, I take a second and glance at the car to my right, his windows closed, was it someone passing by?

“Get the fuck off the phone!”, I hear again. I hear the rev is a chopper bike behind me and a sunglasses biker with a leather biker jacket and bandana is behind me attempting to illegally squeeze in between my car and the neighbor to my right, I assume for a “chat”.

I did not give him way, but instead beckoned him to come to my waiting open window on the right.

He rolls up and I notice the meth pits of his leathery boozeface. He said, “Get the fuck off your phone”.

Without a flinch, I fix my gayze on him, and calmly say, “I’ll be on my phone all I want”.

He didn’t expect that, so he follows with “Its illegal!”.

I calmly remove my glasses, and reveal my calm emotionless face. Continuing my fixed gaze on where his eyes would be if his sunglasses were off. Not a second goes by when he takes off and goes in front of me, riding normally.

Acura TL Builder

I gotsta have my ramblings fix!


If you wanna play a tough guy, be sure the young guy in the old prestine Accord is a cuck before you make your move.