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Old 07-09-2019, 05:07 PM
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Good ol' Donnie... Putting the extra "L" in "ku".

I remember when I was in elementary school learning American history and I thought the kkk used the "kl" alliteration as well.

But then I actually *learned* and stopped saying it that way so as not to sound like an imbecile.

Poor Tobey.
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‘Kukla’ means doll in Russian. Growing up learning English, I thought they were Kuklas playing dress up.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Good ol' Donnie... Putting the extra "L" in "ku".

I remember when I was in elementary school learning American history and I thought the kkk used the "kl" alliteration as well.

But then I actually *learned* and stopped saying it that way so as not to sound like an imbecile.

Poor Tobey.
I thought it was a group of 80s breakdancers / street gang
Apparently they've been around since the turn of the twentieth century
I didn't even know breakdancing was around back then -Kurt
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went to the "Freedom over Texas" fourth of july event, here in H-town...had a bgirl group perform. they were like "what's this move called?"

of course, i'm the only one in the audience screaming "That's the top rock!"
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That's the windmill!!!


Now POSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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BeeBop and Rocksteady!

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Bro.. the crab justn walk.. that's my shit ninja.
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fucking up rock, knee drop, kick out, 2 step, 3 step, 5 step, shuffle, windmill, shitty flare, headspin, freeze
you got served son! breakyoself!
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Yo.. lot of masterful bboys.. but crazy legs
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Jeebus Mystery Meat... You're starting to go full Taco.

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IDK what I'm doing... Just trying to be a......

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I larb larb.
Larb... I gotta go do that later!

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Fuck... That 50cent could have bought me a pack of gum I so badly needed.

I'll come to TX to visit and you can take me out then

Maybe even invite @kurtatx to watch
I'll "watch" you...

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Fuck... That 50cent could have bought me a pack of gum I so badly needed.

I'll come to TX to visit and you can take me out then

Maybe even invite @kurtatx to watch
I invited Kurt to hang out with Tim and I
Kurt said he was busy

Had to buy a TV or some shit, lamest shit I've ever heard
Lamer than J taking the PS4 away and only letting the kiddos play PS3

More cocaine and vodka for me
T didn't partake, but he did suck the meat off my bone
Kurt really missed out
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:28 AM
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That reminds me... I need to dust off my old NES for the next time Jr acts up. I'll take away the Switch and make him play 2D Mario sidescroller. That'll teach him.
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That reminds me... I need to dust off my old NES for the next time Jr acts up. I'll take away the Switch and make him play 2D Mario sidescroller. That'll teach him.


OG Game Boy would probably do the trick too.
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:50 AM
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We didn't have a lot of money coming up so no Gameboy for me. I was always envious of the kids that had them. I really wanted a Sega Game Gear with the TV tuner. There was one baller Richy Rich at my high school that had one. I just had "working after school" to entertain me.
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:51 AM
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But I think my wife (top 10% earner in the country) might actually have a Gameboy stashed away... I need to check with her. That would be a perfect punishment. Full HD to pea-green 8-bit

Oh the huge manatee!!!
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bad grades? momma took away the power cords to all the game systems.
watching the Simpsons after school? that's it...NO TV, go play outside
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Man. Maybe if I'd have ladiboi'd that guy back in HS, I'd have had a Game Gear to play with and could maybe be a kept man now. Staying at home and just playing XBox900. Sheit.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
We didn't have a lot of money coming up so no Gameboy for me. I was always envious of the kids that had them. I really wanted a Sega Game Gear with the TV tuner. There was one baller Richy Rich at my high school that had one. I just had "working after school" to entertain me.
Facts
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bad grades? momma took away the power cords to all the game systems.
watching the Simpsons after school? that's it...NO TV, go play outside
If I got bad grades, I wasn't even allowed to play outside. All I was allowed to do was read. Couldn't even play with my hot wheels
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^that's why you smart today. you haz an education
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If I acted up, I got some act right
If I got bad grades, disavowed
Put shame on whole family
Also got some act right

Shiettt..
I got act right for nothing
Take notes J
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If I acted up, I got beat...

wrong with society today. Fuckbois don’t get beat.

My momma tore me up with her belt, bare bottom ass.
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I still have flash backs of me in the bathroom jumping up and down holding my ass cheeks.

fuckkkkk
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Wait, did I read Ladiboi invited people to his wedding but left me and maj out??
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Kids these days won’t know about getting your dick sucked in the bed of a pickup truck.

MM just won’t know what it feels like to get his dick sucked.... poor guy
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I talked to B. He’s doing well. He’s living the life.
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Wait, did I read Ladiboi invited people to his wedding but left me and maj out??
Not just you. All the brothas got left out. A real Taco move.
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I still have flash backs of me in the bathroom jumping up and down holding my ass cheeks.
That's Sunday night at Kurt's house

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Wait, did I read Ladiboi invited people to his wedding but left me and maj out??
Brah

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Kids these days won’t know about getting your dick sucked in the bed of a pickup truck.

MM just won’t know what it feels like to get his dick sucked.... poor guy
I told him Hobo dick the vibe
Toothless Jim gives blowies for ten cents
Kurt

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I talked to B. He’s doing well. He’s living the life.
Fuck that guy
Doesn't send me nudes of his chicas anymore
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Wait, did I read Ladiboi invited people to his wedding but left me and maj out??
Taco got that +1 and brought his blax chix
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Taco got that +1 and brought his blax chix
Okay, now while this place is toxic, at least we keep it real. Please tone down the fictional posts. Thank you.
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Ladiboi may be a bitch. But he's not a bitch-Bitch.
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scariest sounds as a kid; the leather belt cracking against itself.
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No shit... WagonJr went to visit my folks for the week. As he's getting situated in their car to go off on their adventure, my pops asks me "So can he do it himself, or does he still need help with the belt?", talking about strapping in the car...

Mrs Wagon deadass replies to pops, "yeah, just make sure you take the buckle off first, that's how cul0 does it."

Me -> "uhh, he was talking about the seatbelt"
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scariest sounds as a kid; the leather belt cracking against itself.
My happy place, holder of said belt

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we all knew what time it was; beat your kids 'o'clock


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No shit... WagonJr went to visit my folks for the week. As he's getting situated in their car to go off on their adventure, my pops asks me "So can he do it himself, or does he still need help with the belt?", talking about strapping in the car...

Mrs Wagon deadass replies to pops, "yeah, just make sure you take the buckle off first, that's how cul0 does it."

Me -> "uhh, he was talking about the seatbelt"

cul0 fam be livin' the good life
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