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Old 11-20-2018, 04:50 PM
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Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.

Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a Gentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 45, How to Stoke a Fire
Chapter 46, Invention of Sucking Dick (Tales of a LadiBoi)
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning Gentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
C​​​​​hapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
Chapter 56, How to Clean a Dirty Ass in Preparation for Anal Sex (Poor Tobey Extended - Peanut Butter Edition)
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:55 PM
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Child anal..


you need Jesus man..
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Oh I misread that...

Chapter 56, How to Keep a Child's Ass Clean in Preparation for Anal Sex (Chris Hansen Edition)
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This is why books have editors
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This is why books have editors
So, who is the editor?
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I nominate kurt.
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:23 PM
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Can't have dem immigrants be taking the gwai lo's jerbs now...
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:33 PM
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Fucking Kurt, better give me the answers I want!!

This is grtting a little out of control...









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Old 11-20-2018, 05:34 PM
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That was me.
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:37 PM
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Shit that's why you were working in he Philippines. Target outsourced their call center!!
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
So, who is the editor?
editors - ladiboi, justnspace, fuckjoe
chief executive ghost editor - Taco
copy editor - J
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:38 PM
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I nominate kurt.
He's busy writing for Target
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:58 PM
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editors - ladiboi, justnspace, fuckjoe
chief executive ghost editor - Taco
cockpee editor - J

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He's busy writing for Target
My boss told me to yell you your hemorrhoid cream is backordered, btw.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
My boss told me to yell you your hemorrhoid cream is backordered, btw.



you fucked up bro... broke HIPAA.. your wife is ashamed of you..



Kurt.. we hardly knew yee... FFS
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi



you fucked up bro... broke HIPAA.. your wife is ashamed of you..



Kurt.. we hardly knew yee... FFS
I'm not bound by HIPAA.

Actually, it's pretty amazing how few people are bound by HIPAA.
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So, you're a TRGETEER!!!




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Old 11-20-2018, 06:40 PM
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I mean, anyone that has any self respect is, no?
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I mean, anyone that has any self respect is, no?
I suppose technically if I worked for a pharmacy I might be subject to HIPAA, but I don't.
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My boss told me to yell you your hemorrhoid cream is backordered, btw.
Sounds like he's due for a 10% coupon and a $5 gift card or some shit. Ask Flippy.
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10% off and $5.00 rebate at purchase, courtesy of TARGET
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Sounds like he's due for a 10% coupon and a $5 gift card or some shit. Ask Flippy.
fuck Kurt, talk to eddie, he gave me the gift card. Must be Kurt’s manager.
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Merry Christmas. Just gave my waiter a $30 tip. Didn’t mean to. Wife dropped 15 on the table, then went to the car to get kids in, I paid the bill thru the little machine using Apple Pay. (Only because I get 5 dollars off for using Apple Pay) then I racked on 15 more to that bill.

Get to the car, hey you skipped on on the tip. My wife goes I left it on the table.

Wait , whuuuut shiiiiit she got a nice tip. Oh well. Happy holidays that’s will come out of someone’s Christmas gift.
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Cool story bro.
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Merry Christmas. Just gave my waiter a $30 tip. Didn’t mean to. Wife dropped 15 on the table, then went to the car to get kids in, I paid the bill thru the little machine using Apple Pay. (Only because I get 5 dollars off for using Apple Pay) then I racked on 15 more to that bill.

Get to the car, hey you skipped on on the tip. My wife goes I left it on the table.

Wait , whuuuut shiiiiit she got a nice tip. Oh well. Happy holidays that’s will come out of someone’s Christmas gift.
More like Jofo's holiday liquor fund
I see cash on the table, cash in my pocket
Serves you right for using Apple pay
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Merry Christmas. Just gave my waiter a $30 tip. Didn’t mean to. Wife dropped 15 on the table, then went to the car to get kids in, I paid the bill thru the little machine using Apple Pay. (Only because I get 5 dollars off for using Apple Pay) then I racked on 15 more to that bill.

Get to the car, hey you skipped on on the tip. My wife goes I left it on the table.

Wait , whuuuut shiiiiit she got a nice tip. Oh well. Happy holidays that’s will come out of someone’s Christmas gift.


Well, that was nice!


Even a $15 tip is nice, regardless of %..!


Here's a tipping tip, if you're a light eater, or don't want leftovers or food to go to waste, split a meal... But, tip for the service of two...

i.e. $15 meal
$5 brverages
Tip $5-10

Don't leave $2, you'll look like an ass, and server had to still deliver two plates, drinks and overall, deal with two people...
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Only tip I leave is of the waitress is hot... Mushroom tip.

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Only tip I leave is of the waitress is hot... Mushroom tip.

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Shiitake?
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I guess it does get a little shitty some times, yeah.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
More like Jofo's holiday liquor fund
I see cash on the table, cash in my pocket
Serves you right for using Apple pay
i know. Tried to save 5 spent 10 more. Kind of fuckery.

my good deed for the year
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Well, that was nice!


Even a $15 tip is nice, regardless of %..!


Here's a tipping tip, if you're a light eater, or don't want leftovers or food to go to waste, split a meal... But, tip for the service of two...

i.e. $15 meal
$5 brverages
Tip $5-10

Don't leave $2, you'll look like an ass, and server had to still deliver two plates, drinks and overall, deal with two people...
Here's a tip
Get a job hippie

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Hey Kurt
CDC said salad will kill you
Told you fuccbois
Eat bacon drink booze
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Here's a tip
Get a job hippie


N/A week due to NoThanksgiving...
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A lot of skinny bitches gon’ be dead.. tons of women at work eat salads. I guess I better go smack some asses just in case they don’t make it to Monday.
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It’s fucking almost Christmas.

The damn tree is up in my house. My little ones wanted it up for thanksgiving. They even decorated it last night. My 1 year old daughter loves the lights. And points for me to turn them on. It’s so damn cute.
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Belch just ate. Goose and taro root cooked in goose fat.
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FJ, picked up some 2018 releases
Prairie Xmas Bomb
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