"would like to plead guilty!!!"


god i miss talking to my devs in person

 

The other night, when I was pressure washing the carwash tunnel, I got aggravated because the pressure waher hose gets caught on the nuts that the equipment is mounted to on the floor....

In a plea of aggravation, I yelled, "keep jerking it until it comes".... (accidental innuendo)

So I may change my quote to that...

 

 

 

Finished painting the accent wall on Saturday, cut in and painted the other three walls yesterday... Took the better part of the afternoon, maybe 5 hours or so... And took a step back and hate the main color so Mrs Wagon is picking up another gallon of paint on a different color so I gets to do it all again today.

 

Also picking up 5 ceiling fans so I'll go through and play handyman electrician after that.

 

niceee make sure you mismatch the colors in the spirit of inclusivity.. black and absolutely sit with white and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

They're all the same fan. So the rooms aren't mismatched. Homogeneous. I guess you could say their homo-fans.

 

And the fan blades are black.

 

Just finished -ing and -ing...

 

Remember your ladder safely Joe.

 

oh man, that sounds dangerous, don't be a hero, call the cops

 

if you see something, say something and all

 

back to work tomorrow

 

At least you got the day off.

 

Cops came and shot my fans.

 

canada is wasis!

 

When in Texas....

 

on MLK day no less... fuckkk


F

 

are you gonna be able to stay cool or were they your onlyfans?

 

 

Deermeat bringing the puns and wordplay like shaolin shadow boxing.

 

Wuhan Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck with!
Happy Sunup, my fiend!

 

That monkey hides his enthusiasm with eye rolls

 

That eyeroll and his general enthusiasm is a good representation of how I go through my day.

 

Sup.

 

you piece of shit, take my like

 

he's my spirit animal as well

 

FedEx sucks right now. Wish I never shipped via FedEx a month ago.

USPS and Canada Post have both equally been as bad.

 

what cartoon is that from?
the kids love claymation shit...
Z loves Wallace and Grommet

 

 

Monkey eyeroll!

 

Good day today. Yes, indeed.

 

 

Canada Post still has my brother's Christmas gift.

 

lmgtfy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pi...ith_Scientists!

 

Cool, thank you!
Figured you might know it off the top of your head, ya goon

 

bro i don't know everything jeez

 

young jeez
yes you do!

 

Finished -ing...