Dark roast coffee and condensed milk...that's it. If you choose the drip format, go for it. Otherwise, extra strong brewed coffee...a la condensed milk...that does the trick.

 

One of the things I miss about working at the office is this pho place we used to go to. I'd swing by from time to time just to get a coffee. They make a damn fine cup that just absolutely slams your eyelids open.

 

Yeah and it is a nice pairing with the salty-goodness of a pho-king good bowl of pho with extra balls.

 

Just watch out for that pho king sambal! One minute you're trying to spice up that bland ass soup, next thing you know you are crying in a pho king restaurant and your visibility is significantly impaired

 

what kind of gwai lo restaurants are you going to?

 

Man I miss viet coffee but San Jose is too far.

@Costco

 

I haven't been in years (seems like)

probably more like 1 year lol

 

This last year counts as 4.

 

If you're a Bears fan, it counts like 400000.

 

Bears fan?

Sounds like a masochist exercise in futility.

 

All grawl no claw.

 

Sun is up. Chilly though, had to put on a jacket this morning.

 

 

I watched The Grinch with the family last month and it's really got me thinking. Like, the whole premise is about the Grinch stealing Christmas from the Whos... Which means they celebrate Christmas. So in that universe, is there some sort of Whovian Jesus that was born and got crucified for their sins? Is there a Whovian holy-trinity? Are there other continents of darker skinned Whos that more accurately depict how Who-Jesus would have actually looked? And would it stand to reason that there are Who-Jews and Who-Muslims? Was there a Whovian holy war? Who-Hitler?

Fuck, it got really heavy for a kids movie man. Just really fucked me up.
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I think they just called who Who-tler

Do you think Who-Jesus was also green but they decided to white-wash him too?

 

Got a new Organic French Roast coffee bean from @Costco . Had some left over Assam milk tea from the weekend so decided to just brew up some covfefe and add it to the milk tea to have my own black and tan I'm going to start drinking this french roast with coconut condensed milk a la @Yumcha 's suggestion instead of the Highlands coffee blend so i minimize my dairy-induced and let my wife drink the rest of it.

 

Don't forget some hoisin for added coloring and effect.

 

I cooked up a steak last night for the fam... Used hoisin in my marinade.

 

only if it's organic not finding it is the ONLY reason i haven't yet

 

ahh, a man of culture ..in addition to the familial beatings, i knew i liked you

 

My marinade covers all the bases: vodka, soy sauce, worcestershire, steak sauce, and hoisin. It's good on steak, or you can just drink it before beating the family.

Nguyen-Nguyen.

 

Damn, an all purpose solution... that's some efficient saucing..

 

Phuc ya.

 

Work internet is down. Thumb twiddling for an unknown amount of time.

 

guess everyone's internet went out so we're just all busy beating our families and dogs

 

in before someone else makes the joke

 

You mean hot dogs......

 

Chin nuts.

 

Poor Tobey.

 

reported for waicism

 

Do it. Pussy.

 

I see you were in the cu420wagon again

 

You know how it is on those long breaks from work. Enough time to piss out the toxins and start passing the whiz quiz.

 

 

don’t you @ me, I’ll do it I swear! The mommy button will be depressed !

 

What’s work?

 

In times like these you're the type of guy I'd like to spitball my thoughts off of...no Alex Jones talk anymore even...
my co-worker told me to tell you to watch "Soul", if you haven't already.

 

Morning, gents.

How is your Toxic Tuesday so far?

 

Not saucy enough but I expect that to change as the other time zones wake from their slumber to another beautiful sun up