Kim Kardashian and Dumbyay West discussing divorce: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/06/enter...age/index.html


I'm shocked.

 

I HAD forgotten what they looked like.

Thanks for nothing, Yumcha.

 

 

you rang?

 

Mike? What day is it?

 

Remember smoking camels, Joe? Cool!

 

It's Wanker Wednesday!

 

it could be...
but you can't say that cause that won't narrow down the day for MM

 

 

I've said it before... and I'll say it again... After they finally break up, Kanye will write an absolutely epic album.

I'm excited!

 

I did smoke Camels. Because of Joe Cool. I wanted to be cool so obviously had to smoke camels.

Unfiltered because I wasn't a pussy.

 

Remember finding the subliminal image of the dude with his dick out in the camel's fur on the front of the pack?

It was there.

 

or the KKK stuff on the Marl Bros
My favorite were Parliaments but I was too cheap so I smoked Skydancer ultralights from the Seminole tribe. $11 a carton!

 

or the Gauloise...or the Lucky Strikes

 

Oh yeah, Lucky Strike was my cancer of choice. Camels if the place didn't have Luckies.

That was a long time ago.

 

A very long time ago...
still have the post nasal drip to prove that it happened though, amiright?

 

ohhhh maybe it was Pall Malls...
the ones with the rigid recessed filter...
I figured you were a Newport guy but
mainly cause you have a Wangler.

 

Frankly, I was a poor guy so I smoked whatever I could bum off someone. They all smoke the same when you break the filter off.

I do sort of miss the zippy refreshing feeling of a menthol though.

 

dude do you remember in college...you crack the plastic off a new pack and everyone would be like the seagulls in finding nemo
I would be there giving manners lessons to everyone..."do i have an extra? no, for a smoker there's no such thing as an extra...but if you'd like one you should start with please and follow with thank you".
i'm so pretentious...

 

wait i just realized little wagon is allergic to white things?!? Is he a racists??!?11ll?

 

Man my mom warned me about you guys and your bad influences.. talking about smoking and shit ...

Let me know when we talk about safer things like eating ass or something

 

​​​​​​​ Yep. He's learning intolerance to white things in this house.

Rule #1: Never trust the white man.

 

Hai.

But, I wish I was white. That way, I can do anything I want.

 

Just imagine if you were orange!

 

No. wait. Don't do that. That's too much.

 

One racial step at a time. First white. THEN...orange.

 

So uh whats for lunch today

 

orange you glad you’re not?

 

Well, if Majofo was here, he'd say it's Richards. And/or someone's bum cheeks.

 

Butt...he can grab any cat he wants. He can pay no tax. He can lie daily. He can get COVID and not die. He is buddies with Putin.

Shiet...that's some privilege!

 

none were available so i had to settle for instant Tonkatsu noodle between meetings.

 

Aw.

Poor Tobey.

 

I mean, poor thoibey.

 

Well, my grandfather, gentleman I used to look after a few years ago, passed away yesterday. The dementia and prostate cancer finally took it's toll on him and a few mini strokes put him in a declined state. Just a few doses of morphine did him in.

He remained pretty damn strong until about 3 weeks ago, so he got an extra two good years after I let the sitters take over for me. I'm happy that worked out as well as it did.

 

My condolences for his passing, MM.

 

Me too, MM...
Keep your head up. Love to your family.

 

Sorry to hear.

 

 

 

Thanks guys!