Is the hail okay?

 

$13,000 for that piece of shit? So it's a total loss then?

 

Part out.

 

Actually... Isn't the battery pack just, like, 100,000x 18650 cells?

I'll buy some of those off you Kurt. Buck a piece. LMK.

 

I'll buy 500 of them. I only want a maybe 50, but then I also want to put a bunch in a sock and beat the shit out you.

 

And I'll take my money back after that.

 

(but keep that part a secret so Kurt doesn't expect it)

 

ahh yes the good ol GTA hooker method.

 

bro can you even math?

100K cells for a buck a piece would mean that car is worth 100K in batteries alone.. Kurt probably paid like 60K for that so I wouldn't offer more than $0.25 a pop for batteries, don't overpay!


in for a few too, let me know where to send paypalz

 

all good.

Yeah, the wind shield and the roof are cracked and the hood is hailed to hell. Those pieces all get replaced which sucks but no one is hurt and the car overall is fine.

 

Hail who?

 

Good Day Gents! Today we celebrate the departure of our dear @Majofo . It has been exactly one year since his beautiful quittin’ words.

 

Only Kurt would say something like "at least nobody got hurt" after a hail storm damage to his car.
Still think he should focus on finding those lost tires.

 

Day. Bitches.

 

You're right. I guess I should just buy two of the same car in case one gets fucked with

 

you know what.. i bet Kurt didn't actually get 'hail damage', but rather there was some weird skinsuit dude that threw cinderblocks at all the red Teslas in A-town... That seems much more plausible but Kurt is embarrassed to admit it or something..

 

I thought for sure with a Tesla that the hail doesn't actually hit the car but the car jumps up and hits the hail. You know, show it who's boss.
All jokes aside, this does suck, Kurt. 2 of them would have certainly solved your problem. Or caused $26k in damage instead.

 

 

So can I get some fuckin' batteries or what?

JFC. C'mon man.

 

get your own blood diamonds lithium!

 

Sun up.

 

dAy-SPEC

Definition:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urb...-spec&amp=true

 

Stan D Up Paddleboard, @cu2wagon

 

Stan D Up for the paddleboard,
Kneel for the crops.

Like a true 'murican patriot.

 

wow that escalated quickly

 

escalated as quickly as kurt's dimpled go kart accelerates

 

 

Last day of work for me this week. Off tomorrow and Monday is a stat.

 

you have a long one, H.
a real long one. (weekend).

 

That sounds wong.

 

I'd tread lightly with racial jokes, paco.

 

hahnrei?

 

Niet
or maybe Nein.
I can't even remember.

 

this is amurica, speak american assholes

 

Chang ching chung chung changga cheng choo.

 

speak american assholes?

I think that's called "tossing the salad"

 

Ive been half-Chinese by law for over 10 years. Its the vietnamese jokes I cant make.

Would not make a prejudice joke, being made fun of by americans for being Russian growing up has given me much insight in this matter.

I love and celebrate races like a linguist loves language.

 

In American we absolutely speak american. A ukrainian person has a difficult time understanding Russians or Polish, Chech, in tha same way Americans have a difficult time understanding the British and Scots. similar language? Yes. Difference in the way its spoken? Also yes.

The difficulty in having destinguished dilects these days(and thier dwindling) is the rise of technology. There is a set style of speaking that is universal across all languages, so forms of speaking and deep linguistical intricacies between geographcal locations are being destroyed.

 

But your right, ill be nice.

 

Day. Upun Atom.