You're just bad at eating ass.

 

yeah i need to get learnt... who gone teach me

 

i wouldn't pay for a handjob.
nobody is good at that.

 

It's just the intamacy of it. Being so vulnerable so close with someone. Worth the penny just to bite balls after.

 

Friday? I guess?

 

 

 

Almost time to play with robots?

 

Poor tobey

 

three day weekend woohoo

 

So, whatchoo buyin', Hoisin...??

Spill it. What can be possibly more important than passing up a Chogokin Golion?

 

I did last night with Little Cha. Took out the Combatticons and let him play around with Mr. Bruticus.

 

One more weekend

 

Awe. Sounds like it was fun.

 

Probably a Tesra.

 

nahhh heck
not anymore.. i've grown out of wanting a Tesla.. They just don't do it for me anymore.

 

I wanted a model 3 but the price keeps going up. Also fvck Elon Musk. That said please keep selling em, need muh stonks to go up.

 

Sofa King Proud of You, J man.

 

Gotta love on your sofa

 

That's a good boi, Hoisin.

Your parents would be proud of you...




And the wacist in me needs to ask <cover your ears, gwai-ros>...As a , why the fawk would you consider a NA car anyways? That's a Tesla. And c'mon man...us do NOT buy Norf American cars. It's the truth.

 

Wassup

 

Chevy is tits though, right @Yumcha ?

 

Caught that Superb Owl halftime show (on the internet after the fact) last night. Not bad. But sheiit... made me do some math. The Chronic came out in 1992. And that was 30 fucking years ago somehow.

 

He even changed the lyric to say I've been in the game for 30 years...

 

Just to make sure we're clear... I didn't forget about Dre, I just forgot how long it's been since The Chronic.

 

Yeah, that's what made me do the math. Dafuq has 30 years gone?

 

GM cars are tits. Si.

Waiting for you to cross into the Corvette world and/or return to the world of the Vagon...

 

he wasn't worried you forget about him after the initial 9 year interval between chronics.

Yeah, 30 years? I'm not even that old yet, am I?
Life is a movie...last half better be good!

Yum! Funny you mention that...after all my bullshittin that'll be my next thing...back to a sporty V8 manual...we'll see...prices are nuts
and I have no space for another car and no desire to sell any of my current stable.

 

I was speaking on strictly wacist-terms...cuz, it's kinda the troof...most I know don't come within 30 feet of a domestic brand. That said, I consider myself a fan of Ford and GM products. Dodge/Chrysler...eh. And as much as I wanted to like Tesra...likely nevar. It's a principle thing and I can't get past that interior.

 

and yes how the hell has it been 30 years

 

We getting old, man. Soon, you and I will have squintier eyes, have pants hiked up to where our nipples are, and be hunched over. Like all seniors.

 

...and playing majong all day.

 

Well to balance things out I do own 2 Asian vehicles at all times.

 

I don’t mind sitting in a park all day playing mahjong or that other game they play. Sure beats working.

 

I just started picking up mahjong

 

Drinking tea and eating dimsum.

 

Did that yesterday. Aaaand found out that MrsWagon is frighteningly allergic to durian after ordering the durian puff.

Whoops.

 

 

I'm highly allergic to bullshit. figured that out after dating a girl with 3 kids.

 

I don’t even know how to play this.