had duck last night and lathered on the hoisin

 

Gib me monee too!

 

i want mushu

 

 

Ate so many dumplings last night. So fu-king full.

 

Sofa King

 

It's a Sofa King good deal!

 

Poor Tobey.

 

Omg

 

 

 

Disneyland...
say it again...say it again

 

Just finished -ing...

 

tried to get dumbplinks last night but the local shop was SUPER busy and didn't even get a chance to seat us till we said, fuck it and went to Panda Express instead.. We love going there but last night, they were slammed..

 

Damn. I haven't been to Panda Express since college at the mall food court.

Some serious fuckin gourmet shit there.

 

I'm not even Asian and I'm embarrassed by that. Geez.

 

Thoxic Thrustday!

 

Yum...bourbon chicken.

 

I'm not a bourbon chicken.



I'm flied lice.

 

Bourbon with chicken or just by itself?

 

Is it over yet?

 

TVIFFF!

 

Morning?

Y'all staying warm?

 

Fuckin' cold. Had to move a bunch of plants into the carhole and have some in the kitchen so that the poor bastards don't freeze and die.

Thankfully, the suckass Tejas power grid didn't poop the bed this time.

 

Damn. Just saw the news.

Looks like it is sucking balls in H-Town right now. Stay warm, bud.

 

 

You treegoats don't know the meaning of "cold".

 

Oh, I do. That's why I don't live in places that get cold anymore.

 

It's so cold here, I could donate cold to all you treegoats and it's still cold here.

 

By design. Canadia is 'Murica's toque. It gets cold so we stay warm.

 

Problem is that part of that toque has giant gaping (ass)holes in it. Called Taco the Bitchass mark trick snitch. And that let's the cold reach us(a).

 

yea I don’t know what sane person would ever want to live in such a cold place.
Then again this explains all we need to know about Yummy.

 

que frio

 

Mierda, muy frio.

 

 

 

whatup fools

 

Nothing much.

 

Tapes or CD's?

These testicles.

 

Need your opinion: I'm in the early stages of swapping my Model 3 for something more versatile.

I put on about 8K miles a year (the Model Y is our primary work horse when it comes to driving)

Let's say I theoretically went with the BMW X3 (need a backup dog car)

Option 1: Used (2018 BMW X3 xDrive30i Sports Activity Vehicle)
https://www.bmwofaustin.com/inventor...r9c55jlc80921/
MILEAGE: 42,065
PRICE: $36,271

Option 2: New (2022 BMW X3 sDrive30i)
https://www.bmwofsouthaustin.com/new...vdp-recentCars
PRICE: $47,990

Option 3: Wild Card (2019 BMW X3 M40i SAV)
https://www.bmwofaustin.com/inventor...s3c59k0z06777/
MILEAGE: 28,000
PRICE: 49,496

There's no smart money in this market, but part of me thinks the new model may actually be the best money at this time. The allure of the I6 is pretty strong, but I'm pretty nervous about owning a 4 year old BMW.

Thoughts? Anything else y'all recommend?