I want to insert some cheesy pun here but I can't think of a Gouda one..

 

It's because you're not very Sharp.

 

Get Cheddar here with your negativity, New Year, New Me brosef... English isn't a Brie to me like some people

 

You're really stretching with those.

 

Camembert me, bro

 

Just finished -ing and -ing...

 

 

I'm tired.

 

Anything new going on round here?

 

I'm Yumcha.

 

Nope. Just the usual Richard sucking, bum eating, and calling each other cats.



Poor Tobey.

 

​​​​​​​Found the dad.

 

maybe if you kept up with my bad jokes, you wouldn't be so tired

 

10-4

 

Hai. Of Little Cha.

 

Currently in an office wide webex meeting

 

You should get a bowl of soupy noodles and slurp really loudly.

 

Gruyere is delicious.

 

I like Stilton.

I read something once that some people report having strange dreams, not quite nightmares, but sort of like LSD tripping.

But no matter how much I eat, I can't seem to get those dreams to happen.

I just want to cheese trip, but I can't.

 

have you licked a frog like Homer?

 

"Suck my dick"
-Wednesday, ~circa right now

 

 

I don't even think it's really Wednesday. It's just Monday wearing Wednesday like a skin suit.

 

So it's really Wes and not Johnny.
What day is it, Mike?

 

Yep. That the gist of it.

 

 

Joe Camel...
back from when smoking squares wasn't for squares and vape pens didn't exist (subaru sales were struggling back then).

 

 

Yumcha...
are you going snow doughnuts in the Audi today?

 

i can't believe i just got indirectly compared by a square to another square

 

Funny you ask that, good sir. There's quite a bit of snow falling today (did you check the weather report for here? )...I do a bit of F&F drifting when I make the 3 turns into my neighborhood as I go to and from home to school for Little Cha if that counts...

 

Checking with the judges!
IT COUNTS!

Johnny, you know I love you but I know MM wants to wear you.

 

The slickness has been facilitated by the warmer weather over the last few weeks to go with the snowing...so, snow hits, melts into puddles but freezes overnight...more snow...repeat. Albeit, we're officially into deep-freeze now where it hit -20 on Monday.

 

but he likes Justin more and he's so much more attainable, just across the bayou.

 

Have some fun, H...check for hidden curbs in the snow but go nuts.
When I went to Maine, I literally couldn't drive past any fresh snow without putting the Q7 through it.

Johnny...Justn's skin suit would not fit the little Twink well...too loose

 

now put the lotion on the skin or get the hos again!

 

you fucker, i've been working out.. getting swole af.. @Majofo would be proud.

 

LMAO workin out that mouth talkin all that shit all the time

 

I hope you've been skipping leg day.

 

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