this is why i only stick to anal...

can't get pregnant if i keep taking it in the ass right

 

this is what happens when you're the guy with skills AND all the dewalt stuff.

 

Time to do the day things

 

I think you should try to do night things during the day.
Bring your wife in for your zoom calls.

Y'all back to office 100% yet?

 

Wouldn't mind that at all, really.

Yeah, I sort of accidentally went back to the office 100% now. At least through August while I'm doing this temporary ASSignment, I figured I'd be in the office since it gets visibility with management. Can't suck the D over zoom, gotta do it in person to cup the balls.

Once this is over though, I'll probably go to a 3/2 sort of schedule to cut down on some commuting.

 

Morning, gents.

 

 

 

where are the potatos?
Y'all have a happy Father's day and such!?

 

Pretty darn good overall.

How about for you?

 

Got a cool clutch wall art clock from the lady...
a pair of #1 Dad/#1 Kid matching hats from the ex...
and a bunch of hand drawn cards from the kiddos (used to start a campfire).

Took a little Daddy daughter overnight kayak adventure too so overall...living a dream!

 

Shame you're only #1 Dad. I've got a trophy to prove I'm the World's Best.

Which is quite the comeback story when you consider 4 short years ago I was getting shouted at that I was the worst father ever.

 

you ain't wrong.. i bought a new recip saw for the job too


Now if only I got my friend to buy it for me.. i suck at this business plan thing, should read more books or something

 

Surprised none of your soon to be step kids were smart asses enough to give like a "#2 dad" hat to you

 

Get a job where you can expense it for work but then they don't mind if you take it home too.
Dude, having a suburban and being a bigger guy, you can imagine how often I get asked to help people move.

 

I'd still take that as a compliment

every time they say anything about their Dad...like I want to be like my Dad etc...I'm like, man...I love when you guys call me that.
I gets the eyerolls every time.

 

Heh I'd take it as a compliment too.. Gonna tell my future kids to do this as well.. or tell me wife to seed it so they turn out to be even bigger smart asses than I am


Nothing bad can come of this... nothing.

 

Trust me, this will happen despite best efforts. Z already schools me...I should explain to you her rationale with the tooth fairy this morning.
I'm like damn this kid is so much smarter than me.

 

The wife got me these chin-up clamps that can attach to door frames...and some Chicago Bears swag.

Lunch was really pleasant...a rare weekend where the weather was just perfect. Not too blisteringly hot, not rainy, not windy...just comfortable as heck. Grilled some beef, chicken skewers, shrimp, veggies...had my Mom, Sistwerp (and her BF and dog) over and we just all relaxed in the backyard the entire late-morning to mid-afternoon. After food, wife served up some delish cake she had baked and we had biru and also espresso...was just a good day to be alive.

Was nice to see Little Cha have so much fun with Keko (the sister's dog).

 

Hell yes, yummy...
sounds...well...it sounds Yummy.

Glad you had fun, man...

Wife's gift makes me think you are working out your legs too much and now your arms look too skinny.
Time for a backhand to show her your power!
Oh and obvi use prime day to buy her a vacuum cleaner for next Mother's day to really drive the point home!

 

and

 

resist



resist...

 

Don't you dare!

 

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DAY!

 

Das hoomps.

 

 

Activity in 3GR is at an all time low.
Toxicity levels have reached self destruct PPM.
We will all perish.

If only there was a vaxxine to liven the place up again.

 

Morning gents!

 

You're talking about shots in the ass, aren't you?

 

Turdsday, I guess?

 

Sun dicks up!

 

Oh shoot. Hang on.

 

I'm tryin' over here. Tryin' I tells ya.

 

Put your back in it.

 

Gon do it. Gon do it. Gon do it do it do it.

 

Westside Connect Gang.
The world belongs to US!

 

Bow down.

 

Back from and

It's fuckin hot and humid

 

Screw Day.

 

chopped and screwed?