Sheiiit man. I know what day it is again!

Tuesday, mother fuckers. Eat the day's ass.

 

I literally just came up for a breath to

 

 

Today I was eating lunch and saw one deer licking another deer's ass. I thought to myself, "yeah, that deer knows what's up."

 

dear meat,
I miss you in my mouth.
sincerely,
deermeat

 

busy working....


Might drop the A soon and become a straight up SM

I had to sleepover last week when I broke the door lock (got stuck out hard preventing the door from closing) my DM said I'm worthy.

TL DR

Might go full on site because I broke the lock and spent the night.

 

 

 

How's it going, Hoisin?

 

 

been busy at work.. not enough free time to shoot the shit around here looks like crappy sponsor is still around

 

That's annoying.

 

Well, makes the days go faster.

 

be pretty funny to find out that thoi is the ceo of max pee dingrods.

 

It'll be like in those daytime drama shows...DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

 

it would be exactly like that!

 

And then Taco be like, "And I'm the girlfriend...!" DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

 

And then, the narrator be like, "And he wrote a book!" DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

 

Majofo then says, "Poor Tobey..."

<dramatic sad music>

 

Majofo is actually in the back managing the casting couch, as you would imagine.

 

Okay okay...

So, this is when Maj pushes out to the set Mystery Meat and he declares to Taco, "I'm your son!!!" DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

 

Then Maj cues the hip-hop music.

 

LOL...but Taco would be out back ON the casting couch though

 

Well, that could be the scene where he's shot on the couch in spread-eagle.

 

we have similar fantasies

 

 

Hump day


I can neither confirm nor deny that I work with that POS sponsor


CCP won't let me say anything

 

Did someone say casting couch?

 

Let some of the spots dry off first.

 

okay.

 

I'll bring the blacklight

 

Fixed.

 

Has builder gone to prison for kiddie porn yet?

POS

 

 

when Kurt hates you, you know you fuckin up!

 

do tell more

 

@kurtatx
and WTF was that mumbo jumbo MM posted yesterday.
Almost unintelligible...which is hard to discern from his normal posts.
but yesterday's or the day before's was extra cinder blocky

 

Thursday Motherfuckers.

 

Nah. Not worth the indexes.

 

The best way to understand what the fuck MM is on about is to fill a bong with gasoline, put some ditch weed and a crushed up "buzz bomber" meth pill from the gas station in the bowl. Take a couple big rips and then read what he posts.