Apparently.

 

:rollupamarijuanacigaretteandsmokeit:

 

 

I saw jurassic park in theaters guise.

 

When? When it was new?

 

I was 7, MM.

 

maff is hard

 

Weren't the 90's awesome?

I was 7 for all of 2004.

 

remember when we used to be able to go to in-person movies... TBT

 

to be honest, in person movies hasnt been enjoyable for a long long time.

for me at least.

it was on the rare occasions, that you had a movie theater to yourself and the movie was actually good.

 

Dude, I got an email from Cinemark the other day. You can totally rent an auditorium for yourself and it's not prohibitively expensive. As cheap as $100 in some cases. As much as I hate people, it actually seems like quite the bargain to take the family to see whatever the fuck without having to deal with the rest of the societal scum.


https://www.cinemark.com/private-eve...BoCmkAQAvD_BwE

 

And since there's no one there to narc you out, yes you can totally jack your dick, I bet.

 

that's not that bad since it almost cost that much to deal with people eating and bumping their gums right next to you while trying to enjoy a sucky movie.
and you cant even jack it. without someone calling the cops.

 

Movies suck these days anyway. Too many action movies and too many off beat comedies. Where's the normal movies that don't involve star wars, spider man or the cast of SNL?

 

Justin all you gotta do is bring a super big jacket and throw it over your lap and jack it, just be creative with subtle hand motions so you're not obviously pounding away at it.

 

you know this from experience?

 

Why do you ask that?

 

Oh damn. Now we talking...
where’s the fun if there’s no one around though?

 

Poor Tobey Paul Reubens

Shit, I just remembered I'm a Cinemark member for $9 a month...I wonder if they were kind enough to suspend charges...
if not I'm gonna make them give me a theater to jerk off in for an hour for free. Seriously though...get your family together,
everyone chips in $20 and you get to watch a movie with only your loved ones. That's some 1%er ass shit right there.
Sign me up. Because of shared and alternating shared schedules with our respective kids...lil J and I would normally do
movie date night right quick at least twice a month. Before that I hadn't gone to the movies consistently in ears. Nachos
and frozen blue shit for dinner...not bad. Siskel and Ebert shit.

 

Rain finally seems to have stopped. It's been like 3 or 4 days of Tropical Storm Beta (cuck) raining off and on.

Mosquitoes are going to be vicious.

 

Zika!
Encephalitis!!!!

 

ive been watching the news coverage and even drone footage of the flooding; man, brand new trucks abandoned and flooded...there was one shot of two brand new F150s and a brand new Silvarado deep into the waters...cant but think insurance fraud. like why would you even attempt heading into the waters.
some just got caught in the rain and couldnt help it, but man....

then there was the apartment complex that a large tree came down on like six cars.

 

You might be surprised at the stupidity of people in general.

Might not.

When we go down to the beach, there are a handful of areas that you can drive out on to the sand and park. Most are pretty easily accessible but the one I like to go to has a bit of a deep sand trap between the paved road and the beach stretch. One of the biggest sources of entertainment is watching people get stuck. Over and over and over and over.

People will watch someone try to get in, get stuck, get pulled out, and then think that they'll try it themselves.

I have no problem believing that people go blasting into flooded streets thinking that because they have a Furd Eff Eleven-Fiddy, they're impervious to the laws of nature.

When you wrap half your personality into your big shiny truck, then it's an insult to your manhood to *not* make it through the flooded st--- oh lort help me jeebus the water's coming in through the floor...

 

here's the drone footage of the trucks I mentioned

 

looks like they purposely crossed the high waters! look at the Lexus' windshield

 

Here's the apartment complex with the tree that took down six cars

 

 

Well, I guess the silver lining is that in another few weeks, there'll be a new batch of "recently cleaned and detailed creampuff" cars sent to shitty corner car lots all over Loosiana for MM to buy.

 

Wish we had some rain, sort of.

 

My exact thoughts...

 

 

 

probably a group of people that realized they didn't need their $700 a month car payment while working from home...
oh shit babe, finally, natural disaster occurring, I'll be right back.

Kayak dude's paddle was way too short.

 

'good as new', recently detailed with brake fluid, clean title, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

 

i think you have an issue staring at dude's paddles every day..

 

*Price premium includes fee for developing friendship relationship.
**Sucker fee not included

 

mean girls

 

Some of you have never kayaked on flooded streets and it shows.

 

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