The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (ʎluO sɹǝsoo7)
04-21-2021, 11:14 PM
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04-22-2021, 08:21 AM
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Growing up, my brothers and I used to go into each other’s bedroom early in to morning to wake each other up by ripping the bedsheets off and saying “GET YOUR AAAAAAAASS UP!”. We would rip the sheet off like a magician with a tablecloth. It almost made a “whoosh” sound.
Sometimes we heard the other walking in and and would hold the bedsheet so it wouldn’t come off. Then you knew the other was already awake. Then we’d all go play video games.
Now when my brother and I visit the other brother we go where he sleeps and rip off his bedsheet and yell, “Getchur Aaaaaass up!” While my brother Jeremy makes the “whoosh” sound.
Sometimes we heard the other walking in and and would hold the bedsheet so it wouldn’t come off. Then you knew the other was already awake. Then we’d all go play video games.
Now when my brother and I visit the other brother we go where he sleeps and rip off his bedsheet and yell, “Getchur Aaaaaass up!” While my brother Jeremy makes the “whoosh” sound.
04-22-2021, 08:22 AM
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Yep. Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey.
04-22-2021, 08:34 AM
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Gotta drop yer cock to put on socks.
04-22-2021, 08:40 AM
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Wet socks? Did you already have to wash your poop off em?
04-22-2021, 08:40 AM
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Rhetorical.
04-22-2021, 09:38 AM
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04-22-2021, 09:41 AM
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You use socks made of latex?
Culodouble wraps wears two socks to not make any more mistakes.
Do sheepskin socks double as moccasins?
Culo
Do sheepskin socks double as moccasins?
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04-22-2021, 10:09 AM
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Sup. Back to work. Wife took the day off to watch over Little Cha.
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04-22-2021, 10:18 AM
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^ How is he feeling today?
Video interview in a couple of hours. Wish me luck.
Video interview in a couple of hours. Wish me luck.
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04-22-2021, 10:36 AM
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But what if Yummy is at work because he too has a video interview in a couple of hours... Then it's just small talk that will help butter hoisin up the interviewer. Could be the detail that seals the deal.
Not like talking about how you pooped on your shoe and then used your sock to clean it up, and now your sock is wet because you rinsed it off in the gutter using your own urine.
That sort of details will only qualify you for a job an an OTR trucker, or at a power company.
Not like talking about how you pooped on your shoe and then used your sock to clean it up, and now your sock is wet because you rinsed it off in the gutter using your own urine.
That sort of details will only qualify you for a job an an OTR trucker, or at a power company.
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04-22-2021, 10:36 AM
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04-22-2021, 10:58 AM
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I got woken up this morning, around 5:00 or something, by WagonJr mumbling something incoherent at MrsWagon. She just told him to go back to bed, so he did.
I get up later to start the morning routine and am greeted by a large pile of vomit in front of the toilet in the hall bathroom. Evidently, that's what he was trying to say, that he'd puked... but I'm not sure he was awake because it certainly wasn't actual words he used in the witching hour.
So that was a nice treat... cleaning up cold vomit first thing in the morning. No fever, he just looked like hammered dogshit, and a couple rounds of emptying his guts.
Sent him back to bed to rest for the day.
Sometimes kids just get the cruds. Especially now that covid is over down here in Tejas, according to some.
I get up later to start the morning routine and am greeted by a large pile of vomit in front of the toilet in the hall bathroom. Evidently, that's what he was trying to say, that he'd puked... but I'm not sure he was awake because it certainly wasn't actual words he used in the witching hour.
So that was a nice treat... cleaning up cold vomit first thing in the morning. No fever, he just looked like hammered dogshit, and a couple rounds of emptying his guts.
Sent him back to bed to rest for the day.
Sometimes kids just get the cruds. Especially now that covid is over down here in Tejas, according to some.
04-22-2021, 10:59 AM
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Oh, and it's amazing how peas can survive in the stomach for 12 hours and still not be digested at all. It's weird.
04-22-2021, 11:03 AM
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peas and corn
the gifts that keep on giving.
maybe he watched stand by me during your slumber.
hope he feels better...
J's son gets the bubble guts a lot...mainly when he has sugar and runs around...
the gifts that keep on giving.
maybe he watched stand by me during your slumber.
hope he feels better...
J's son gets the bubble guts a lot...mainly when he has sugar and runs around...
04-22-2021, 11:09 AM
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Yep...puke sure is fun to clean. 
04-22-2021, 11:44 AM
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Sugar was my first thought. He had a lot of chocolate for desert last night, and kept sneaking more.
Weakass kids can't handle their vices. How will they ever learn to make it with harder addictions later in life.
Shame.
Weakass kids can't handle their vices. How will they ever learn to make it with harder addictions later in life.
Shame.
04-22-2021, 11:46 AM
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I have to say, the old dog washer attachment we have on the showerhead pipe still comes in handy. Like this morning, I just chucked the bathmat in the tub and blasted the puke off and down the drain. Had to wafflestomp a few peas, but overall it was pretty simple.
04-22-2021, 11:49 AM
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gross...
dog piss or kid puke would be hung up on the fence and sprayed down out there.
You just reminded me of the time he ate like 15 mcdonalds chicken nuggets and fries
and hurled in the grass. It was all greasy and gross.
God, I'm gonna go shower now. Just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
dog piss or kid puke would be hung up on the fence and sprayed down out there.
You just reminded me of the time he ate like 15 mcdonalds chicken nuggets and fries
and hurled in the grass. It was all greasy and gross.
God, I'm gonna go shower now. Just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
04-22-2021, 11:58 AM
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04-22-2021, 12:29 PM
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Null and proud of it
@justnspace What's been up with you lately?
04-22-2021, 01:45 PM
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gross...
dog piss or kid puke would be hung up on the fence and sprayed down out there.
You just reminded me of the time he ate like 15 mcdonalds chicken nuggets and fries
and hurled in the grass. It was all greasy and gross.
God, I'm gonna go shower now. Just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
dog piss or kid puke would be hung up on the fence and sprayed down out there.
You just reminded me of the time he ate like 15 mcdonalds chicken nuggets and fries
and hurled in the grass. It was all greasy and gross.
God, I'm gonna go shower now. Just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
04-22-2021, 08:14 PM
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Yep. Just fed the fam (stuffed butternut squash) and getting ready for the whoopin'. I like the soap idea. "Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat boy."
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04-22-2021, 09:06 PM
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