thoiboi

just move back down here, they’ve been calling me every day about my car’s extended warranty

Yumcha

But, I don't want to get the Trumpvid.


Or get beat or shot cuz I'm .





Less of that here. The cold freezes people's ability to hate as much...they too busy hating the weather.

kurtatx

Nah son, we're all shooting up. Something about a vaccination and crack

Yumcha

5G, yo.

kurtatx

If I wave my arms around in the air the blue jays in my back yard fly into the neighbor's windows

Yumcha

If I wave my arms around, Tobey starts to bark.







Poor Tacobey.

Aman

Is there much room for optimism in this thread?

<-- Getting a great start to the week.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

you must really love it.
they count on you trading in probably

kurtatx

Get fucked, Aman

(kidding)

Acura TL Builder

Kurt is encouraging you to get your Willy wet Aman.

Did you hear anything about the job?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

pretty good blurb for your grindr profile.

cu2wagon

Day.

Get fucked, indeed.

kurtatx

Yeah, maybe a space between "a" and "man"

Yumcha

FFS, good morning, everyone.

Aman

Safe to say there isn't much room for optimism.

Had an interview last week which went all right, I think. Let's see how things develop this week. There are a couple of leads, so I'm hopeful something pans out.

thoiboi

morning everyone


We always start with optimism here @Aman .. but then quickly realize that we're just a bunch of assholes on the internet, so very quickly go back to shitting in each others' moufs.

Mizouse

cu2wagon

"Optimism is an opioid for the weak minded."
- Friedrich V. Nietzsche

"Cynicism and aggressive belligerence is a sign of intelligence."
- Abraham J. Lincoln

Yumcha

Hope you get the gig!

thoiboi

god damn.. i swear that Lincoln guy is the most profound Twitterer/influencer of our lifetimes.. I hope someone archives his Tweets so that people in future generations get to enjoy his quotes as much as we do..

thoiboi

I read this as "hope you get Gigi" and wondered who the fuck is Gigi and do we have pics of him/her?

Yumcha

I like the all-time quote uttered by our greatest leader ever: "Covfefe."

thoiboi

I don't remember Nixon ever saying that

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

ALMOST overslept cause you late
not if I can help it.

Acura TL Builder

How you doing Twinkle, twinkle little star?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Sun up, fellas.
Don't get late to wurk cause of FJ burbans habit.

Yumcha

cu2wagon

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes. But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, soI went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.BI had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Yumcha

Poor cu2bey.

kurtatx

7 PM meeting today.

thoiboi

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I wanted to stop reading.
But I couldn't. I needed to know if he was reunited with it.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

when I piss my SO off she often tells me she'll cut my schnitzel off.
I'm like, oh I bet you want to do that so you can keep it home and suck it all day while I'm at work.
Spoiler alert: That's not the reason.

Mizouse

cu2wagon

Bingo. +8 internet points for Mizouse.

cu2wagon

JFC. I had to look it up but that came out in 1992.

cu2wagon

Which was only like 10 years ago in my mind. But in actual timespace... it's almost 30.

What. The. Fuck.

Who touched the quantum gain knob?

thoiboi

i blame altarboi... we haven't seen him in ages now.. he probably got stuck in the quantum realm

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I used to beg my Mom to stay up late to watch Quantum Leap.
I think that was also about 10 years ago.

cu2wagon

Quantum Leap was a goodass show. I think my folks still have a bunch of episodes on VHS at their house.