Franchise1124

Sleeping on the job

Majofo

Frantz.. leader... alpha... boss... el jefe
Take notes Kurt

Majofo

Frantz.. J is right, butttt... you're doing good
Teamwork early on.. then one of you takes the hit.
Night time feedings and sleep while other sleeps.

It may seem daunting, but mama feels the same way.
Just because she can nurse baby doesn't mean you can't feed at night. Can pump or formula.

Swaddle that baby, feed, burp.. sleep.
If you can give mama 3 days of 6+ hrs of sleep, it'll make a big difference.

Also, put baby on back, and don't sleep with baby on bed.
Get sleeper by side of bed. That works well.

Majofo

Kurt's a ho
Bottom bitch
Not the lead ho
The last ho
The fluffer
truK stop ho

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

clearly my supportive nature is quite helpful to ensure a successful marriage.

Franchise1124

Appreciate the advice and support, fellas. It takes a car forum village to raise a child!

We have a good system down so far. We have a bassinette next to our bed where he sleeps on his back all swaddled up - it has a shelf that we keep stocked with all the goods to survive the night too.

thoiboi

Franchise1124

Sometimes you just have to squeeze a break in any chance you get

I thought y'all had similar work schedules?

Majofo

learn to do maff boithoi

Majofo

ladiboi doesn't sleep on a job.. he's an eager beaver.
Kurt's a lame lay

Majofo

Kurt

cu2wagon

cu2wagon

but appropriate. Because, like Kurnt, and because he's a filthy whore... He/It keeps coming back.

Majofo

It was in my Azine memories reminder

Yumcha

Sup. WFH day.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'm not sure what your thoughts on the kid sleeping in bed with you, but...
I would not recommend he sleep in the same bedroom as you guys. He senses you there, he will grow accustomed quickly...
he will not want to sleep away from you.
love making

Z is pretty independent and has slept 12 hours a night in her own room since she was 5 weeks old. Ex and I were firm on not having the baby near our bedroom.

Franchise1124

Having him in the room is temporary and the sleeping in our bed thing isn't in the cards. He has a onesie that says "Built Tough Like My Daddy" so we have to make sure we don't make a liar out of it.

Majofo

You're aware you're supposed to feed the kid every 2 hrs right J?

Majofo

Right?

Majofo

On the rare occasion it would be my daddy night duty..
My sleep apnea lulled the kid into level 99 sleep stage.. it either puts you in a coma or gives you ptsd night terrors.
So check yoself befo you wreck yoself J.. and I fucked whenever.. take notes. #realAlpha #watchandlearnkid

cu2wagon

DeerMeat is probably thinking about one of his cars or something.

cu2wagon

Kept the car in the garage and not the driveway since it was 5 weeks old.

Majofo

So.... Musk did some kickstarter or crowd funding shit for this flamethrower
Except it's just a propane torch that looks like a gun assault terror rifle.

The fucking thing cost $500
Five Hundred Fucking Dollars
I know that's a drop in the bucket for a 10%er like Kurt
But Five Hundred Fucking Dollars.. or Ten Million Loonies in Canuckistan

Meanwhile the barebones torch from Pittsburgh Detroit Chicago Tools of America at HF costs $20
Yeah.. I think I'll stick with the OG model

cu2wagon

Yeah, and do the math (not you Tacobello from Azine), he pre-sold 20,000 of them.

Somewhere around $9 million in instant cash boost.

cu2wagon

PT Barnum would be proud.

Majofo

You know he Ali Baba'd them from same mfg as American Tools of United American States

Franchise1124

The P100D Flamethrower with Ludicrous Mode would've been worth the premium

Franchise1124

In order to build those Model 3s, pre-sell flamethrowers.

Business Plan 101

cu2wagon

And prior to that, he made like a cool million selling "Boring Co." Hats.

Sheeple gonna sheep.

kurtatx

I'm surprised states haven't made the flamethrower illegal. No one has any business owning one of these in Texas.

cu2wagon

Next will be those bricks he'll sell. Literal bricks.

Probably $100 apiece. Fanboys will fight each other.

cu2wagon

FFS Kurt. Get the fuck out.

You don't have a grill that needs lighting?

Hmm. Probably not. Just eats the tofu cold. Probably.

cu2wagon

"Not A Flamethrower" Flamethrower, BTW.

cu2wagon

I'm just offended that no one buys into my shady shenanigans.

Franchise1124

Soory.

Majofo

Real recognize real cuhh..
Take me to jail.. lock me up.. throw away the key..
#freeaReal1

cu2wagon

Hey nerds. I need some opinions/facts.

Since I'm old and cranky and adverse to change, I'm still rocking a VZW 700 minute cell phone plan (2 lines) with grandfathered unlimited data.

VZW is now doing this "all unlimited" thing, calls/text/data and it just seemed too good to be true. I thought it was a honeypot to get old holdouts like me to jump off the grandfather (giggity) data plans so they can pull the rug out and start charging the hell out for data. But it's been over a year now and it still seems to be holding.

From what I've read, it sounds like they've hit all data plans, even the grandfathered, so they're throttled the same. Basically, I'm getting the same speeds and restriction as the newest plans, but on paper, paying more than what the new plans are advertised as.

Does anyone know about this shit?

Is it time to give up and join the millennial with a new plan? Should I just keep yelling at clouds?

thoiboi

thoiboi

cu2wagon

Started working more from home so I'm eating up the minutes. Getting close to going over which is what prompted me to start looking again. It's like $30 more expensive to stay on the current grandfathered plan, so that's also a factor in looking to change.

But the biggest unknown is if it's really too good to be true. It's sure seeming like it makes sense, but I don't know. Was just wondering if someone smarter than me knew why the new plans suck balls.

Aside from the obvious rimjob that all cell phone plans dole out; but that's moot.