cu2wagon

Such a classic masterpiece.

thoiboi

I don't get it .

cu2wagon

Although, I still use the "and theeeennn..." line with MrsWagon whenever I need input. Like, get back in the car after dinner, buckle up, "and theeeeennnn?"

"Go home idiot"

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I've got 20 years under my belt here...
I should have gone into the police or fire...do my 20, then drop.

Speaking of which...I happened upon a 4 door Jag that had flipped 5 times yesterday...probably a 20 year old kid, probably texting...I held her hand and kept her alert until rescue showed...
I thought, man...if I were younger I probably wouldn't have minded doing that.

cu2wagon

I mean, you don't need to be younger to go flip a car a bunch of times. That's doable at any age, you just need poor judgement.

Follow yer dreams DeerMeat! Go roll the cuckmobile.

TacoBello

When it comes to work place happiness, it's never too late. You spend too much of everyday working... Might as well love what you're doing. Don't just look at the money. Money don't bring happiness. Unless you're poor as shit. Then yeah it'll bring some happiness. And potentially hot naked men also.

TacoBello

Though I thought you loved your gig, no?

Majofo

Sucking dick is his hobby

Majofo

She was out of it, you probably could have plugged her no problem
Snooze you loose, looser

Flipster23

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Damn working on those electrical poles for 20 years?

Majofo

shag in the jag
or jag in her shag
It works both ways really

Flipster23

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Also, I mean she was 20, you could do her and not get in trouble.

Flipster23

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Oh, but it was a girl. NVM.

cu2wagon

But they looking older these days. Better to dig around for a wallet just to check ID to make sure. And to steal the cash and credit cards.

thoiboi

dafuq is going on in here.

Flipster23

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Pull your penis out, she would have stayed alert, while running away with laughter.

Flipster23

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Sending nude pictures of old man testicles.

Want in?

Flipster23

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But, no, serious J. It's not too late to be an EMT.

Yumcha

Majofo

You tried to resuscitate her with your cock
Dislodge an object obstructing her airway if you will
That object being your cock

Majofo

He's more of an ATM type though

TacoBello

Enlarged Manhood Toucher?

Majofo

If I were J, and I'm not.
I'd get my license to be a certified master electrician, assuming he's not already
And charge people $150 / hr to work on their expensive remodel

Oh you want me to install 4 can lights and move that switch
That'll be $3000

TacoBello

You've got a point. Electrical work is fairly enjoyable, I find.

Majofo

You can't even fix your side window regulator issue..

justnspace

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thoiboi

pretty fucking accurate quote

thoiboi

rockstar143

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dude, buddy of mine thought his kitchen remodel electrician bill was finna be $3K...he added this and that cool features...lmao, he's like, reading the invoices to me...he's like discount this and that for $1700...bam, invoice for $5800...his plumber that did like 10 joints in under an hour charged him $550...
I'm like, I'm in the wrong business for sure.

I'm actually not a certified electrician...I've considered going Bargaining side and become a lineman...those guys make the bucks with overtime...but they are usually young and don't have families yet.
I'm RF/Cell signal certified and super marketable for anything smart grid though

Dude, this Jag took the beating like a fuckin champ...
and honestly, all she had was a slightly busted lip...that was it.
and the fuckin stretcher was Dewalt XPS. Johnny approved.

Flipster23

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I was saying yesterday, I should have went to school to be a contractor.

Majofo

Her lips would have been deeply bruised if I was on scene
Her ass too.. yours too J.. fuccin watcher creep

cu2wagon

Are her pants off?

Maybe J was getting the business.

cu2wagon

You coy MFer

thoiboi

Those Stryker stretchers are FUGGGIN expensive.. got a friend that does buying for hospitals and he told me list price..


But being black and yellow, i may get one to match my tools and just have it in the garage in case I ever need it...

thoiboi

Dad J probably kicked in, "oh this is someone's daughter" "oh better cover her up, her legs are showing"

rockstar143

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For when you piss the Mrs off, it would make a good cot in the garage! Adjust height to watch your mancave tv too, shiet...no cricks in your neck!

LMAO, you fucking assholes, she was wearing little shorts as it were! I mainly wanted to take a picture of how fucked the car was and how well it took the hit but
didn't want to be obvious by changing where I was standing. I helped the paramedics pick up all the debris...the spare tire was like 100 yards South on that road, near where I parked the Caddy.

thoiboi

part out?


Did you keep the spare for yourself?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

that bitch said MADE IN ITALY and was pretty as hell...
probably same lug pattern as my damn A3 too...
shiettt...

FUCK ME...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/JAGUAR-18-S...kAAOSwQTZbUQe1

Majofo

little white shorts you say
that's an invite breh
stay woke

rockstar143

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unfortunately,
she was woke.