The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
08-17-2018, 03:39 PM
#5601
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Don't forget to tell her to make you sandwich first
#AlphaMoves
#AlphaMoves
08-17-2018, 03:55 PM
#5602
Team Owner
Taco before she arrives...
08-17-2018, 04:56 PM
#5603
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Open the door with your cock out, report back
08-17-2018, 08:43 PM
#5604
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You guys think Taco shaved his balls
Definitely
Definitely
08-17-2018, 08:51 PM
#5605
Team Owner
Please. I'm always well groomed, regardless 
08-17-2018, 09:16 PM
#5606
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Damn that was fast
Impressive
Impressive
08-17-2018, 09:16 PM
#5607
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Probably enough time to bring another one home
08-17-2018, 09:17 PM
#5608
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Open door with cock out must have worked
I got that one from Justn's alpha gbff
I got that one from Justn's alpha gbff
08-17-2018, 11:41 PM
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Bets on Taco getting roofied, ID and financial information stolen, and sodomized (just for fun)?
08-17-2018, 11:46 PM
#5610
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
With what though?
Poor Tobey.
Poor Tobey.
08-18-2018, 12:25 AM
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I'm sure we'll be able to play "identify the implements" when we watch the video on WSHH.
08-18-2018, 01:12 AM
#5612
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08-18-2018, 01:13 AM
#5613
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Thread Starter
Love you taco 
hope it goes well for ya 
hope it goes well for ya
08-18-2018, 03:14 AM
#5614
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Shit thots
Calm the fuck down
Calm the fuck down
08-18-2018, 11:17 AM
#5616
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08-18-2018, 01:07 PM
#5617
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He ded
Probably read thots heartless post, no seks with nubian queen, ended it
FFS ladiboi, that's some Kurt shit
Probably read thots heartless post, no seks with nubian queen, ended it
FFS ladiboi, that's some Kurt shit
08-18-2018, 02:47 PM
#5619
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Eat her poo and it can be you too
Sympathy journey
Yard Father of the Month
Sympathy journey
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08-18-2018, 02:49 PM
#5620
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Lots of fluids
Pedialyte
Even if she yacks it, more
Pedialyte
Even if she yacks it, more
08-18-2018, 04:43 PM
#5621
Senior Moderator
Yeah, what Maj said...lots of fluids and pedialyte. And hope it is over soon.
08-18-2018, 05:02 PM
#5622
On it, boys...
trust me, dating someone medical, nothing goes unchecked
she's all over it, do this, do that...okay babe, I got it.
I'm out here this morning pressure cleaning etc...she's like, I was worried, you didn't answer your phone...you're old. I thought maybe you stroked out.
trust me, dating someone medical, nothing goes unchecked
she's all over it, do this, do that...okay babe, I got it.
I'm out here this morning pressure cleaning etc...she's like, I was worried, you didn't answer your phone...you're old. I thought maybe you stroked out.
08-18-2018, 05:13 PM
#5623
Team Owner
you guys are fuggin hilarious last night was all good. She was my guest to a friend's wedding today, also. Just chillin at home right now... off to the reception soon
08-18-2018, 05:14 PM
#5624
Team Owner
And thots, it's all good about the ex jokes. That ship sailed a long fucking time ago, and I ain't ever going back.
Happiness is like a box of dicks. Just gotta suck them all.
Happiness is like a box of dicks. Just gotta suck them all.
08-18-2018, 05:16 PM
#5625
Team Owner
And yes, I seemingly do still have all my organs. And my ID cards haven't gone missing. I don't know wtf she's doing with my either. 
08-18-2018, 06:21 PM
#5627
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Wedding reception
08-18-2018, 09:13 PM
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Poor Tobey.
08-19-2018, 11:56 AM
#5630
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
It's 2018 J
FFS
FFS
08-19-2018, 01:19 PM
#5632
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Taco is going to a wedding with his new GF...? That may as well be greenlight to tonight cuz weddings make the womenz so hot and bothered.
tonight cuz weddings make the womenz so hot and bothered.
08-19-2018, 02:25 PM
#5633
Team Owner
How is me smashing the main topic of debate here? What about you fuckers? What have you been sticking your dicks into?? C'mon, start posting pics!!
Cul0, you don't have to post another picture of the gap between couch cushions again...
Cul0, you don't have to post another picture of the gap between couch cushions again...
08-19-2018, 02:29 PM
#5634
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I feel like a bag of shit today. Feels like I have gnarly hangover, but I didn't necessarily drink all that much.. I didn't have any water all night, though... and now I'm seemingly paying the price. Ugh.
08-19-2018, 02:29 PM
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I wish the couch was giving it up. Sexy little sectional hottie. 
08-19-2018, 02:30 PM
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Call LifeLock. Delete the gym and punch Facebook.
08-19-2018, 02:35 PM
#5637
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It half feels like it. I was fine last night, but this morning felt like I was dragged behind a pick up truck through an off-road course.
I still dont see any stitches on my body, anywhere, from organs missing.
...and she did spend the night and I drove her home this morning
I still dont see any stitches on my body, anywhere, from organs missing.
...and she did spend the night and I drove her home this morning
08-19-2018, 03:49 PM
#5638
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-19-2018, 03:51 PM
#5639
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-19-2018, 04:05 PM
#5640
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Why don't you write a book about love
And how coitus is a shallow expression of love reserved for baby making
Then lecture us on the language of love
and the futility of our shallow morales and pathetic conduct
After, glamorize on how you've become the perfect alpha gentleman
BTW FJ
You been holding back son
What's up with that sextional mang
Deets!