got to have a tattoo that has meaning then.. something for your kids?? the needle doesnt go that far in.. and when shading its usually 4 to 5 needles at 1 time it more feels like getting a hot sunburn then getting pricked

 

Ah sunburn, something I fear almost as much as needles.

Does it hurt for a while afterwards?

 

not really.. its tender but feels like a bruise.. just do vasaline for 2 days and the lotion after that and you are good.. the trick is to stay relaxed while getting it done.. once you tense up the body starts to reject the ink some people do multi session cause of it.. but the easy spots are the arms then thigh after that it gets alittle tuffer.. upper back shoulders are decent.. tramp stamp hurts alittle anything where its close to the bone will hurt alittle more.. you could do a scroll or something and have your kids name on it.. that would be cool.. put it on your arm.. brit will think you are more manly i am sure of it haha =)

 

forgot to add.. my grandma has 4 tattoos.. if she can do it you can do it.. heck 1 of them was done in nepal by a monk.. and they dont use tattoo guns.. just saying

 

Your grandma is obviously a bad ass and I am a mere pansy in comparison lol

 

it takes a man to say he is defeated by someones grandma

 

WOw I wanna meet your grandma!!!

 

too cool for you



looks like i wont need your assistance with the sheetrock chris.. was able to bust out a good chunk over the weekend.. just have a wall and a closet pretty much left

 

Stumped. I have no comeback for this.

 

Nice, just that much closer to some rental income

 

ha.. funny photo of Andy for avatar




in deed.. more looking forward to a place with a garage

 

Saw "Man on the Moon" on TV this weekend. Forgot about how funny that guy was. Aaaand you know me. Half of what I post is an inside joke to myself and that asshole boss of mine who keep reading AZ trying to find a reason to fire me.

(mark, I hope you choke on a piece of cheese in your Mom's basement next weekend...and die in your underware while watching gay porn.)

 

damn.. after washing a bus sized motorhome, body is sore as hell even after two days. fawk..


anyone here need 20s?

TSW Nurburgring 20x8.5 +40, 5x114, 23lbs per wheel

 

they are perty!!!

 

Wheels? got-um.
Spending my hard earned money on Paintless Dent Removal and strippers.

 

the wheels would look nice on your TL marco =)

 

Wrong bolt pattern.

I hate Monday's. They always seem soooo long. Walked by the clock upstairs and noticed it said 4:40pm.
What kind of asshole would do that?
Hmm, the king of psyched out?

 

 

^ thats hawt haha

 

Happy Tuesday! Nice drive today, and I am leaving early.

Tuesdays are special for me. Because I've typically recovered from the abuse I gave myself on Thursday, or the heart attack symptoms have subsided.

 

takes you that long to recover?? many you are old haha

 

Yep, used to be one day on the couch. Now I'm sober before the night is over and hurting for the entire weekend. It's almost not worth it. almost.

 

dont know how you put up with it.. my body hurts thinking about it.. recently i have been thinking of getting a good wooden tobacco pipe (old man style) for chilling out with. Living on the edge.. right?? haha use to have a wooden one back in the day and somehow it got lost.. though i do enjoy a nice cigar while camping i think a pipe would be better.. plus you get cool flavors

 

My lady would kill me! Sometimes when she leaves town I smoke a cig in the bathroom with the fan running. Pathetic.

 

why not go outside?? chicks dig dudes with pipes or fatty cigars

Edit: look at monica lewinsky LOL!

 

I need a garden shed or something. Too hard to do illicit drugs out in the open. I can't seem to keep the coke from blowing away either.

 

hey chris... http://finance.yahoo.com/news/fast-f...184900358.html

 

Stop teasing him. You've been shoving it down our throats so much I actually thought about going.
Hey, the wife really digs Vin, if I bring her, maybe I'll finally get some.

 

Thusly why Vin Diesel is not my Facebook friend

 

All gerbils have long hind feet and fairly large ears and eyes, but there is variation among other characteristics. Body form varies from stout and compact to slender and gracile. One of the largest is the great gerbil (Rhombomys opimus), which inhabits the deserts of Central Asia and is 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 inches) long, with a slightly shorter, densely haired tail. The smallest is probably Desmodilliscus braueri of northern Africa, weighing a mere 6 to 14 grams (0.2 to 0.5 ounce) and measuring 4 to 8 cm long, not including the shorter, scantily haired tail.

Most gerbils are nocturnal; a few species, however, are active only in early morning and evening or during the day. Gerbils walk and scamper on all four limbs and flee in running leaps when alarmed. Some construct short, simple burrows, but others construct elaborate underground galleries. The burrows of the great gerbil sometimes weaken embankments in western Asia, where it also damages crops. Although these rodents primarily eat seeds, roots, nuts, green plant parts, and insects, the Indian gerbil (Tatera indica) also eats eggs and young birds. Gerbils are active throughout the year, but in regions where winters are cold and snow is usual, they may remain in burrows, feeding on cached food for days or weeks at a time.

Gerbils inhabit open, sparsely vegetated, and often harsh environments such as sandy and rocky deserts and plains, dry steppes, thorny scrub and woodland savannas, and rocky mountain slopes. Their range includes Africa and extends from southern Turkey through the Middle East and the Arabian Peninsula eastward to Mongolia and northern China, peninsular India, and Sri Lanka.

Nearly all gerbils have six upper and six lower cheek teeth, but the fat-tailed gerbil (Pachyuromys duprasi) of the Sahara Desert, which eats only insects, has six upper but only four lower cheek teeth, a unique combination among the “true” rats and mice (family Muridae). Its very short and club-shaped tail may be an adaptation for fat storage. The bushy-tailed jird (Sekeetamys calurus) of northeastern Africa and adjacent Asia has an extremely bushy tail tipped with white. Depending on the species, gerbils’ tails may be much longer than the head and body, about the same length, or shorter. Their fur is soft and dense, sometimes silky, with gray, tan, brown, or reddish brown upperparts and white to grayish underparts. Some species are distinguished by dark markings on the head, others by white or buff patches behind the ears; soles of the hind feet may be hairless or moderately to densely furred.

 

Sorry wrong thread. Disregard.

 

she doesnt like the rock? haha plenty of oiled up muscles to satisfy her taste in the movie i am sure.. and lots of panty shots for you


pfft you have him on speed dial dont lie haha

 

No dark meat, thanks.

 

everytime it rains and traffic is crap i wonder if some people really belong on the road?? it might as well be snowing outside the way some of these people drive

 

Full of morons. I got lucky today. I left a little later than usual, found a break in the traffic and took the right lane in past all the backed up traffic in the fast lane.

 

those blow up dolls sure look funny haha

chris you get your CWP in the mail yet? sending mine tomorrow..

 

I've had my Oregon permit for a while, Utah on the other hand is taking forever!

 

for some reason thought you were still waiting..

got 1 small wall left to to sheetrock.. i see the home stretch!!cant wait to be done so i can focus on my own stuff..

 

Then what? Now that you've finally finished the "man cave" area of your home you want to move? Seems like this would be an incentive to stay. With the real estate market the way it is, now is the time to sit on your property until you can get the most you can out of it.

I want to move out more than anyone else, cause I've pissed off every neighbor within a two block radius. But Carrie doesn't want to move because she thinks I have a good job.
Sooo, now I need to find a way to get fired so we can leave the mainland and I can live my dream of smoking weed with the locals on Maui all day long while my old lady slaves away in some antiquated island hospital full of mixed race babies.

Then, and only then, would she agree to sell our remodeled home.

 

Almost forgot to mention my morning funny...

This weekend I saw a commercial for Mattress Land, with Sherry Hiner. They were demonstrating the effects of sleep deprivation with a driver pulling away from the warehouse with a off-white ceramic coffee travel-mug on the top the car, only to have it fall to the groung as soon as they left the driveway and entered the street. The mug shattered into a couple dozen sharp pieces onto the ground right in front of another driver. I thought to myself, "Who could be so stupid?"

As I rounded the curve to enter Hwy 26 this morning, what did I see...An shattered off-white coffee mug at the far edge of the curve to the freeway entrance.

Moral of the story:
There are real consequences to not getting a good nights sleep.