Mr Marco

At this point I see an estate battle coming between myself, my sister and mother and the new bride...as well as the church ('cause I'm sure they'll want a piece of the action too).
Might as well write off any plans for that inheritance.

bluecarbonfiber

i consider myself alot like jesus.. i do carpentry work just like him only difference is i didnt steal from the elderly

Mr Marco

lol! Thanks, I needed that.

Feels like a Monday today.

panma_jack

man 85 , wed-sat-sun are we in the south or wht ??? lol

bluecarbonfiber

right? and they said polar shift doesnt happend haha

Mr Marco

There is a really freeky documentary on National Geo about this guy who goes to Greenland, Iceland, Alaska and Montana and places 25 cameras set to time-laps the movement of the ice. It retracts over the two years. However, the freeky part of the documentary is all the evidence you see of the massive (and we're talking huge) melt that is taking place. They found proof that the sheets are going super-nova. (And you don't have to be a scientist to see it) Really scary shit.

http://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.co...evision-debut/

I wasn't a skeptic, but now that I've seen this, I'm pretty sure our kids are fucked.

bluecarbonfiber

i think Agent smith had it right in the matrix... we are a disease..

Mr Marco

There is a guy who did a paper on the subject in 1993.

http://www.drhern.com/pdfs/humancancerplanet.pdf

Great, now I really need a drink.

bluecarbonfiber

way to depress the forum haha..

Mr Marco

Yep, not exactly talk about cars and rained on cars.

Ironically I'm having a super day today. After months of things not going my way, everything has turned around today.
1. No traffic on the way to work.
2. Buddy bought me lunch.
3. While I was eating it my least favorite guy at the place got his laptop and phone ripped off while he was in the bathroom (couldn't have happened to a nicer guy).
4. While speeding on the way back from lunch I spotted a motorcycle cop just as he had his head turned the other way, avoiding a sure fire ticket for 40 in a 30mph zone.
5. Got to chat it up with my favorite co-worker who I never see.
6. My lady is out of town tonight so I can watch all the SportsCenter and Porn I want.
7. Got a bottle of Vodka waiting for me at the house.

Just waiting to see what 8, 9 & 10 are going to be (still need to get the mail, hoping for a check).

Mr Marco

Can't believe it's only 3

bluecarbonfiber

after listening to a few Dj baby anne songs on youtube today i stumbled on DJ billy E and have a re-newed love for bass music.. finally something were i dont here the word BASS 3 seconds into the song like it was in the 90s haha

clee109

Skrillex FTW Brandon, forget the 90s

Mr Marco

Soooo hungover, and my dick is sore. Funny, I bought a bunch of old Dance/House CD's off eBay the other day and the very first one I played had the word "BASS" about 7 seconds into the song.
Ahh the memories.

clee109

Perhaps you should invest in the fleshlight or some personal lube to prevent chafing

Mr Marco

No more lengthy sessions for now. Need some healing time now.

BTW, anyone now a good degaussing program?

bluecarbonfiber

solid white screen??

Mr Marco

Gonna need to clean the "lotion" of the mouse pad.

It's not like she doesn't know. I've been busted for looking at he "Girls she can't compete with."

Of course, I try to pretend I don't see the black dildo in her nightstand. I can't compete with that either.

At least it is not a plug in model.

bluecarbonfiber

Tmi!

Mr Marco

C'mon, like you've never seen a 7" black dildo.

bluecarbonfiber

no i never been to a passion party or a adult store just saying dont need to know what your old lady has or is using haha

Mr Marco

thank god for Spring.

I haven't seen the likes of these cut-off jean short-shorts since August.

So much booty hanging out. I keep having to remind myself not to touch it.

panma_jack

lots of leggs and shrt skirts & jeans

bluecarbonfiber

yup.. skanks out in full force..

clee109

Brandon, get your security cameras rolling 'tis the season!

Went to an adult store once at 18, saw a black fist shaped dildo and never went back. No strip clubs either, one lady on a stage and being surrounded by a sea of boners makes me uncomfortable

bluecarbonfiber

cameras are always rolling this is graduation week so they will soon be leaving.. then back for the 4th then gone till aug..

totally agree with the strip club never been..

Mr Marco

Next birthday's I'll buy the drinks at the club of your choice, if either one of you change your minds. Then, when you are good and drunk, I'll take you to the REAL clubs. The kinds of places you've probably heard about but never been.

Keep Portland Naked

mucter

+1

mucter

Strip clubs promote prostitution, STD's, and human trafficking. Wonder why Portland is known as a leader in all three of those nasty things?

mucter

I like living in Hillsboro well enough, but damn I fucking hate working in this nasty ass city of Portland. Such a desiccate cesspool of filth.

bluecarbonfiber

its going to get worse too..

clee109

I felt depressed earlier today, but after reading these uplifting stories of humanity I feel much better now.

mucter

Well we all know why you couldn't hack working in PDX.

clee109

You'd figure I'd fit right in right?

panma_jack

now how do you figure that after all the uplifting good reports from koin local 6 lol ,im glad all the news comes out of portlandia keeps me smiling across the river in vancouver in my quiet neighberhood they can keep all tht meham ovr there

bluecarbonfiber

the city blows.. and its worse with its blow hards ruling it..

mucter

yeah, no. You're more of an opinionated hater than I am, and that's saying a lot.

bluecarbonfiber

Hey min.. i came across some red carbon kevlar i can use for a wrap for that part.. not sure if you are wanting some color under the hood.. its alittle more spendy then carbon but thought i would give you the option..

Mr Marco

What a bunch of bullshit. Have a little civic pride in your city.

A.. the Southeastern US has the highest STD rates.

B. the top ten states with protitution issues (by rank):
1. Nevada
2. California
3. Tennessee
4. Texas
5. Florida
6. Maryland
7. Alaska
8. Hawaii
9. Illinos
10. Minnesota (yes Minnesota is in the top 10)

C. I couldn't find any stats on what states/cities lead the pack in trafficking, but I'll bet you are way the fuck off with calling Portland a leader.

Stop making blanket bullshit statements about my lovely city. If you aren't happy here, MOVE.

clee109

haters got to hate