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Old Jul 27, 2013 | 07:22 PM
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So I've got this Cross

So I have this cross in my yard. It's about 2 ft tall and the whole structure is about 6ft. I moved into this house a year ago and it was left behind by the previous owner. Super. So am I gonna be cursed or something if I throw it out. It's not that I don't believe it just a little much for me. Oh and it's compete with like red nail polish for the blood. Ha

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Old Jul 27, 2013 | 08:14 PM
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I would see if you can give it away to someone, maybe put out a craigslist ad? Someone would take it I'm sure, or put an ad up at a local church
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Old Jul 27, 2013 | 10:32 PM
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Just put it in a median and leave some flowers around it. Probably best near a light pole. It would fit right in around here.
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 08:01 AM
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 08:47 AM
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Burn it. G*d does not exist so there is nothing to worry about. I am waiting for god to hit me with lightning. Hurry up already. If he doesn't stop kids from being raped by his own priests then I doubt he cares about anything.
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 10:15 AM
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Burn it. G*d does not exist so there is nothing to worry about. I am waiting for god to hit me with lightning. Hurry up already. If he doesn't stop kids from being raped by his own priests then I doubt he cares about anything.
The shit that you type. Someone who wants to be a pedobear and touch on little children is strictly on them (free will). They know right from wrong just like you know half the stuff you type (you're OWN free will) is garbage. GTFO.

Beezle just give it away to a neighbor, friend, church, or donate it, etc. No big deal.
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 11:52 AM
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Brian, you really are a troll
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 12:19 PM
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 12:24 PM
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Get some fire and nails.
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Old Jul 28, 2013 | 06:14 PM
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I see what you did there, Warren.
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by brian6speed
Burn it. G*d does not exist so there is nothing to worry about. I am waiting for god to hit me with lightning. Hurry up already. If he doesn't stop kids from being raped by his own priests then I doubt he cares about anything.
So you're saying that you want it?





Craigslist it is.
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 08:37 AM
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This thread DID not fail to deliver. Awesome.
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 09:00 AM
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 09:23 AM
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 06:32 PM
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It's a crucifix, nothing more, nothing less.

Last I checked, Christ didn't demand his followers to have one in their homes.

If you don't like it, get rid of it. Christ won't mind.


Word on the street is that teh Buddha gets real pissed off if you throw out any statues of him.
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 06:56 PM
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IMO, the most nice-guy thing to do is bring it to your closest Catholic church and hand it over.

FWIW, Catholics use crucifixes, while Protestants rejected its use at some point.

Of course, you can throw it in the garbage if you want, too. If you want a pox on your house...
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 08:43 PM
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Old Jul 29, 2013 | 11:59 PM
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BeezleTL85
So I have this cross in my yard. It's about 2 ft tall and the whole structure is about 6ft.
Remove the Jesus on the cross part and put that away in the garage or give it away.

Turn the post and rest of the structure into a bird feeder.
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 08:38 AM
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Do whatever you want with it, just be prepared for the Poltergeist to return.
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 08:44 AM
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i like the bird feeder idea
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Devil Dog 21
Do whatever you want with it, just be prepared for the Poltergeist to return.
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 10:04 AM
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Gotta give credit to maj and saucy for a few of the lines

I put it on CL and I shit you not I had 10 calls 4 texts and 2 email within 7 minutes of posting it

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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
Remove the Jesus on the cross part and put that away in the garage or give it away.

Turn the post and rest of the structure into a bird feeder.
Originally Posted by justnspace
i like the bird feeder idea
Me dos. The guy was coming at 5 to pick it up and I forgot I hadn't even removed the post from the ground. Gave it a few shakes and nothing. Ended up taking the Jesus off and bs'ing the guy about the post being rotted.



Thanks for that brilliant idea saves me a little labor and my daughter just made a bird house from one if those Home Depot kits and I had no where to put it
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 11:58 AM
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Awesome!!
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BeezleTL85
...saves me a little labor and my daughter just made a bird house from one if those Home Depot kits and I had no where to put it
A twofer-- relocates out-of-place icon and makes your daughter happy!
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 12:36 PM
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Good stuff
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
A twofer-- relocates out-of-place icon and makes your daughter happy!
AND if Jesus does exist he can't get mad that you replaced him with food for his creatures and the happiness of your daughter!!
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 04:17 PM
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...and Jesus smiles on BeezleTL85
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Old Jul 30, 2013 | 04:43 PM
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Nice job, Matt.
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Old Jul 31, 2013 | 03:25 AM
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