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Old 06-23-2008, 04:16 PM
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Most embarrasing gym moment

EVER...

First, I'll start by saying the night before, I had a little too much sake at a Japanese steakhouse and got hammered.

Ok, now, the next morning (Saturday), you've got the shakes and what not, I go to the gym around noon. I decided to get tough that day and try to bench 225 10 times. I usually do 205 11 times with no problem, so I though it was time to increase. Well, maybe just not this weekend. I put up nine fairly easily and thinking, eh, no problem. PROBLEM...I get the 10th one halfway up and my body just gives out, the bar is coming back. I try to get it on the lower rung, but just miss it. Now, my plan is to get it on my chest on roll it off to the side. PROBLEM...nope, it rolls on my throat. So, I can't breathe. I'm yelling at this guy behind me to help me, but he's in some sort of trance with his hammer strength machine. He wasn't even doing reps, just staring straight ahead, tunnel vision if you will. So, I got this bar on my throught for a good 20 seconds before some guy across the way sees me and helps get it up. I actually thought this might be the end.

I probably haven't done that in about 8 years when I used to workout at home. Now, my shoulders are a little F'ed up. Oh well, at least I'm alive.
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Doing legs raises and felt one coming if you know what I mean. Thought I could hold it in, but as I was pushing myself to do one more rep, teh noise came with it. Thank god everyone had their headphones on.
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My most embarrassing moment- asking a football player if I could borrow the 2.5 lb weights he wasn't using at the time to add to my 75 lb. bar (weights + 45 lb bar) when I first started lifting at 18.

Hey, at least I never hurt myself with too much weight.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:13 AM
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:26 PM
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For some odd reason when I do calf raises I feel the urge to pee... Once I did... It was just a dribble, but someone might have noticed.
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Ah...as long as you're alright, a little embarassment never killed anyone.
Old 06-24-2008, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by JLatimer
For some odd reason when I do calf raises I feel the urge to pee... Once I did... It was just a dribble, but someone might have noticed.
Old 06-24-2008, 06:54 PM
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I turned my head running and kicked the shit out of the treadmill once. It made a very loud noise, startled everyone in there including me.
Old 06-25-2008, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
yeah, that is a little odd.
Old 06-25-2008, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JLatimer
For some odd reason when I do calf raises I feel the urge to pee... Once I did... It was just a dribble, but someone might have noticed.

You know that's funny.. whenever I do calf raises I have the urge to poop. I haven't pooped on myself though.
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With all the fiber I've been eating lately I always rip a few when doing situps. Try to make sure the hot chicks aren't around.
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I was running on the tredmill with my IPOD and I hit the cord and send it flying. It landed on the tredmill and than went flying off. Much to my suprize it still worked fine so I was happy. Expect for the fact I did the same thing about 3 minutes later. I had been running on the tredmill for years and why it happened that day I have no idea. However this time I was not as lucky it was broken. I was so pissed driving home I flipped someone the bird in front of a daycare (they cut me off and no kids were outside). Much to my suprize when I brought it to the apple store they fixed it. He said and I quote "This ipod is clearly in great shape and hasnt been dropped." So taking care of your stuff really does work. So in the end I got a brand new IPOD.
Old 06-25-2008, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
You know that's funny.. whenever I do calf raises I have the urge to poop. I haven't pooped on myself though.
but only the stand up kind... or "donkey calf raises"... not the sit down ones
Old 06-26-2008, 03:16 PM
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Once I farted near this hot chick. I was talking to my friend and trying to let out a stealth bomb but it ended up ripping a little too loud. Not sure if she heard though. I tried playing it off like if I had stepped on something by dumbell rack but DAMN there was nothing near the floor. So I blamed it on friction of my shoe rubbing the floor.
Old 06-26-2008, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
but only the stand up kind... or "donkey calf raises"... not the sit down ones

Yeah the standing ones.
Old 06-26-2008, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
Yeah the standing ones.
sometimes i get that urge to cropdust when doing walking lunges
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Its pretty embarrassing (and ridiculing) when you almost run into a old naked man in the locker room, and after you say your sorry and try to scurry off, he's says its ok and tries to initiate a conversation with you.
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farting while doing trap bar deadlifts or leg press. i've done both..
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TS_eXpeed
Its pretty embarrassing (and ridiculing) when you almost run into a old naked man in the locker room, and after you say your sorry and try to scurry off, he's says its ok and tries to initiate a conversation with you.

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Originally Posted by Trackruner228
I was running on the tredmill with my IPOD and I hit the cord and send it flying. It landed on the tredmill and than went flying off. Much to my suprize it still worked fine so I was happy. Expect for the fact I did the same thing about 3 minutes later. I had been running on the tredmill for years and why it happened that day I have no idea. However this time I was not as lucky it was broken. I was so pissed driving home I flipped someone the bird in front of a daycare (they cut me off and no kids were outside). Much to my suprize when I brought it to the apple store they fixed it. He said and I quote "This ipod is clearly in great shape and hasnt been dropped." So taking care of your stuff really does work. So in the end I got a brand new IPOD.

you should be more embarrassed by this post
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