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When having SEX what do you ?

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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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When having SEX what do you ?

While having sex what do you think about?


Me personally about the person i'm with or plain nothing maybe thinking where to surprise her at the end.

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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:26 PM
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"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day"
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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Whiskers, before, after and during.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by NetEditor
Whiskers, before, after and during.
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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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cmon man you should know by now that any sex related poll has to have a mizouse option

the whiskers is for any other poll, or odd/funny poll
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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Isn't that the same as the first option for you?

edit: you're, not your for first option.

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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
cmon man you should know by now that any sex related thread has to have a mizouse option
I was going to mention that, but in this case it would be in the context of "I think of Mizouse and how he's never, ever experienced this."
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:41 PM
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i think about what i'm gonna do after i finish. do i strangle her, slit her throat or stab her?
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
Isn't that the same as the first option for you?

edit: you're, not your for first option.
Only in my dreamz....
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day"
you are one sick man


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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
cmon man you should know by now that any sex related poll has to have a mizouse option

the whiskers is for any other poll, or odd/funny poll

I went to look how to spell your sn and got by the 5 min edit rule.


mods feel free to add it in
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DRM600
i think about what i'm gonna do after i finish. do i strangle her, slit her throat or stab her?

I always wanted to try the donkey punch..... at the Atomic Donkey Punch

from urban dictionary

1. Donkey Punch



The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome








1. Atomic Donkey Punch



The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:55 PM
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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:00 PM
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the person my with of course.

shouldn't there be an option like "some other sexy bitch" ?
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:14 PM
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the person my with of course.

shouldn't there be an option like "some other sexy bitch" ?

didn't think the pole all the way through, ideas started coming in my head after i posted oh well to late.


Plus I'm having one of those really slow retarded days . driving to get lunch wanted kfc then pulled in to BK ,making a right turn i signaled left, and so forth...
I wish we had like 30 mins to edit
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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I thought the title was going to ask how to do it
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by vetalik
didn't think the pole all the way through
did it make it in okay?
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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did it make it in okay?




that was the easy part....
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:53 PM
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My thought is that I can't believe she is letting me hit this pussy.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 08:55 PM
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I also wonder if I turned the iron off.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by vetalik
didn't think the pole all the way through, ideas started coming in my head after i posted oh well to late.


Plus I'm having one of those really slow retarded days .
Where's one of those "thread fail" images....
You forgot:

1) another person other than the participating partner
2) baseball or sports for those who have difficulty... well, you know....
3) Mizouse "what's sex?"
4) "How much is this costing me?"
..at least I've heard people think about those things.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 10:16 PM
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id say the person im with...


since im a n00b in the Rambilings section..whats the deal with Mizouse?
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 10:20 PM
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haha a poll isn't a poll with out a whiskers option! seems like we have quite a few :ghey: people here on AZ. (well other thsn young tl)
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day"
Nothing has made me lol out loud on AZ in quite a while, that had me

These options are

Donkey punch ftmfw and margaret thatcher of course








Good half drunk thread
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by playa4real
...since im a n00b in the Rambilings section..whats the deal with Mizouse?

Mizouse is the purported resident virgin who can't get a relationship w/a female he likes. He is also the main in the pretty girl thread.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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7 33.33%



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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.

Mizouse is the purported resident virgin who can't get a relationship w/a female he likes. He is also the main in the pretty girl thread.

haha...thats some interesting? info..lol

thanks
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i thought for these types of threads, the default option's supposed to be mizouse instead of whiskers?
Old Mar 1, 2008 | 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by JediMindTricks
i thought for these types of threads, the default option's supposed to be mizouse instead of whiskers?
see even he knows!
Old Mar 1, 2008 | 04:39 AM
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Whiskers
#1 STUNNA, 2000TaffetaTL, 97BlackAckCL, doopstr, GreenMonster, NetEditor, uzzmaan
7 33.33%



:theghey:
Damn homosexual forum
Old Mar 1, 2008 | 08:28 AM
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It depends. Here are a few:

1) If I'm on the bottom, I'm tearing her ass up by making her feel she's riding a bronco, playing with/sucking on her titties, holding her hands so she can keep her balance while moving how she wants as I penetrate deeper into her...

2) If I'm on top, I'm regulating the movement, creating the tempo and rhythm, and assuming command of the ship! As I instinctively move thru "the moves", I'm thinking of what next to do that she might like to get her to her climax while I stir it like coffee...

3) Doggie-style, my thoughts are all bestial, I'm smacking her on that juicy ass, talking shit and basically...I'M JUST DEEP UP IN 'DEM GUTS!!!

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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
It depends. Here are a few:

1) If I'm on the bottom, I'm tearing her ass up by making her feel she's riding a bronco, playing with/sucking on her titties, holding her hands so she can keep her balance while moving how she wants as I penetrate deeper into her...

2) If I'm on top, I'm regulating the movement, creating the tempo and rhythm, and assuming command of the ship! As I instinctively move thru "the moves", I'm thinking of what next to do that she might like to get her to her climax while I stir it like coffee...

3) Doggie-style, my thoughts are all bestial, I'm smacking her on that juicy ass, talking shit and basically...I'M JUST DEEP UP IN 'DEM GUTS!!!


haha.. ridiculous..
Old Mar 10, 2008 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
It depends. Here are a few:

1) If I'm on the bottom, I'm tearing her ass up by making her feel she's riding a bronco, playing with/sucking on her titties, holding her hands so she can keep her balance while moving how she wants as I penetrate deeper into her...

2) If I'm on top, I'm regulating the movement, creating the tempo and rhythm, and assuming command of the ship! As I instinctively move thru "the moves", I'm thinking of what next to do that she might like to get her to her climax while I stir it like coffee...

3) Doggie-style, my thoughts are all bestial, I'm smacking her on that juicy ass, talking shit and basically...I'M JUST DEEP UP IN 'DEM GUTS!!!

yeah thats what i was gonna say...
Old Mar 10, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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Damn homosexual forum
I bet you to them too...



Oh and think of the person you are with FTW... with darksom1...
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