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Old 06-09-2002, 02:47 PM
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The Method

The first thing that you have to understand is that your lady friend is going to be apprehensive about anal sex. It has been drilled in their heads, from a young age, that anal sex is a painful experience and it is to be avoided at all costs. Alot of potential candidates have been soured to the experience forever, due to the inexperience of a lover who just tried to jam their penis in their partners anus.

I learned my method through my many experiences in the country of Turkey. It seems alot of the chicks over there are taught that they must remain a virgin until they are married. They then proceed to only give blow jobs and partake in anal sex so that they can preserve their hymen. They get a taste for anal and begin to love the experience. The anus has more nerve endings than any other part of your body so anal sex can be more pleasurable than straight vaginal sex. This is the reason that the broads in europe will try to pop a finger in your ass while giving you oral.

I always start the method in the same manner: while partaking in doggie style sex. While in this position, the anus is clearly exposed to you. Like a painter with a blank canvas, you are ready to create a masterpiece. The most important thing that you need to understand before attempting any anal action is that the anus is a muscle. Like any other muscle in your body, it must be properly "warmed up" before partaking in any activity. It's the same reason we stretch our legs before we run a marathon. To prepare your body for the rigors of the task at hand.

So you are giving it to your female friend in the doggie position. You always want to wait until she is really excited before attempting to begin the method. It has been my experience that chicks will pretty much go along with anything when they are at a high level of arousal. At this point, make sure you have some sort of lubricant handy. Vaseline and KY are the best case scenario but in a pinch, I have used saliva or some of my partners love juice.

Slowly, and I do mean slowly, take your index finger and place it outside of her anus. Begin to play with the outside of her hole. A few droplets of wetness should occur in the area. Slowly, press your finger in her anus to your first knuckle, and no further. This is where you will need patience. Just leave your finger in there, as still as possible. This is the portion of the method that I like to call "Steeping like a cup of tea." Basically, your finger is going to allow for a natural relaxation of her anus. Once you have noticed her anus slightly loosening, begin to slowly move your finger around in a circular motion. Again, do not go past the first knuckle. At this point, it is safe for you to push your finger in to the next knuckle. Let it steep like tea again for about another minute until you repeat the process of moving it around in small circles. It is right about this point that your partner will start to get mildly excited about you playing with her asshole. Don't overplay your hand, my friend. It might be your first reaction to pop your finger out and jam your penis in. This would be a big mistake. Slow and steady wins the race. Slowly place the rest of your finger in her anus. After about a minute, slowly begin to remove your finger from her anus. Whatever you do, and take it from a professional, do not look at your finger. I don't care if she just got out of the shower five minutes before you started doing her, do not look at your finger. Nothing good can come from it, trust me.

After you remove your finger, look down at your partners anus. It should close up slightly, but the opening should still not collapse completely on itself. If it stays open somewhat, you know that your are well on your way to her anus being completely relaxed. At this point, you need to make a judgement call. And you must be honest with yourself. This is the part where you must decide if you should begin to loosen her up with a second finger or begin the steeping process with your penis. If you penis isn't dramatically wider in diameter than two fingers, then you can skip this next step. A good rule of thumb is if your penis is over five inches in circumference, repeat the afforementioned steps with two fingers vice one.

At this point, you are ready to enter her with your penis. This is the tricky part. A basic rule in life is that the closest way between two points is a straight line. But not in this case. Before you attempt to enter her, drop a nice dab of KY right on her asshole. She should have a pretty good idea of what is about to happen. Exit her vagina and place the head of your penis on the top of her asshole. Apply slow and steady pressure to the top of your penis. It will slowly begin to enter her and eventually the head will pop into her anus. That is my favorite part, for whatever reason.....when the head of your penis plops in. Moving along, begin the steeping process in one inch increments of your penis until you are completely inside of her. Take a minute to gain your composure and get yourself ready for what is about to happen. There is no turning back for either of you at this point. Slowly begin thrusting. When i say thrusting, I don't mean that you start longstroking her. Begin moving your penis back and forth in the same one inch increments that you used to enter her. Once she is able to take your entire penis going in and out of her anus, you are pretty much free to do as you like. You can bear in and screw her as hard as you desire as you have properly prepared her anus for the rigors of anal sex.
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Are you try to poke someone in the arse
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That deserves a Pulitzer !!



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Re: The Method

Originally posted by Pull_T
... Slowly, press your finger in her anus to your first knuckle, and no further. ... , begin to slowly move your finger around in a circular motion. Again, do not go past the first knuckle. At this point, it is safe for you to push your finger in to the next knuckle. ... repeat the process of moving it around in small circles. It is right about this point that your partner will start to get mildly excited about you playing with her asshole.
So, is the double entendre intentional ??

Originally posted by Pull_T
Don't overplay your hand, my friend.
Hahahah!!
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Old 06-09-2002, 04:18 PM
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Re: Re: The Method

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So, is the double entendre intentional ??


Hahahah!!
No. The Method doesn't rely on wordplay.
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I refer the method as "Press and slide"
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Pull T, are you Turkish?
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naw, he's your run of the mill redneck. he just likes the dirt road that's all!!!
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Old 06-09-2002, 06:34 PM
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Will that same technique work for guys ?

Just.. ummm.. wondering... nothing i, personally, am interested in of course...really!
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i have yet to ride the hershey highway, but i will definately try your 12 step program out!!! it should be better than my tried-and-failed "OOPS"-method.
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WOW….I can’t believe I just read that entire thing.

I think someone did a “Cut & Paste” from a “man luvin” site and replaced all the “his” text with “her”.

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Originally posted by tw1112
WTF?

Is this Twilight Zone or what
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bravo, bravo. now i know everything.













and i own pg. 2
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dood, "hymen" isn't even in my vocab.

lol
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this place is fuckin nutz pull t you get a standing ovation for that one my man incidentally have you ever done this in a ford???

seems like a mustang does not provide the adequate space needed for such a venture
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If you get her hot enough, you won't need lubrication... women make some pretty neat natural juices :o

Also, leave the room after you blow you wad in her ass... she will have to use the toliet and it won't sound pretty

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Old 06-10-2002, 02:34 PM
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Re: The Method

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They then proceed to only give blow jobs and partake in anal sex so that they can preserve their hymen.
I hope it's in that order.

Pull_T,

The next time I'm hitting a girl from the rear and I look down at her "blank canvas" I will attempt to "create a masterpiece" of my own.
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niccce post, great info, i like how its worded so seriously and proffesionally...all we are talking about here is ASS FUCKING!! hahah
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Good info
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Glad I could help you guys out.
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Yuck! No poop shoot for me! However it was good reading.
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Originally posted by JasonT
Yuck! No poop shoot for me! However it was good reading.
To each his own. The Method is not for converting, it's for teaching.
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Originally posted by Pull_T


To each his own. The Method is not for converting, it's for teaching.
you brought this back up??
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Originally posted by Pull_T


To each his own. The Method is not for converting, it's for teaching.
Only took you a MONTH to answer his post!!!!!!
Gonna start calling you Rip Van Winkle!!!!!!!!!!!
Been in a coma or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What the fuck???? Thanks for the 12 pages of instructions
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Damn, that is just a classic thread Pull T. Now I see the follies of my impatient ways. The things you learn on an acura site.
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So this is what I missed while I was in China...Glad this thread was revived...
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So this is what I missed while I was in China...Glad this thread was revived...
You are only MISSING it if you aren't practicing "The Method"!!!!
>;] >;] >;] >;] >;]
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Bahaha, I didn't read this when it first came out.
Thanks for the thorough instructions Pull_T!
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what is interesting is the date he originally posted

6/9

want to give us lessons on that to T
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Originally posted by BSK181
what is interesting is the date he originally posted

6/9

SOMEONE noticed that....you will make a great student grashoppa...
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Great "method", but I prefer the Donkey Punch technique.

While banging a girl doggy style, moments before you cum, pull out and jam you dick in her ass. Then quickly punch the girl in the back of the head as hard as you can and enjoy the results. The force of the blow should knock the girl unconscious and cause her asshole to tighten up giving you a tremendous sensation.
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Originally posted by SkeletonCru
Great "method", but I prefer the Donkey Punch technique.

While banging a girl doggy style, moments before you cum, pull out and jam you dick in her ass. Then quickly punch the girl in the back of the head as hard as you can and enjoy the results. The force of the blow should knock the girl unconscious and cause her asshole to tighten up giving you a tremendous sensation.
I prefer the "Tony Danza"

Same as above except yell out "Who's the boss?" before you punch her.
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Originally posted by Pull_T
I prefer the "Tony Danza"

Same as above except yell out "Who's the boss?" before you punch her.
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Originally posted by SkeletonCru
Great "method", but I prefer the Donkey Punch technique.

While banging a girl doggy style, moments before you cum, pull out and jam you dick in her ass. Then quickly punch the girl in the back of the head as hard as you can and enjoy the results. The force of the blow should knock the girl unconscious and cause her asshole to tighten up giving you a tremendous sensation.
That's what I'm talking about!!!!! then a
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Originally posted by Pull_T


I prefer the "Tony Danza"

Same as above except yell out "Who's the boss?" before you punch her.
huh. you've always struck me as a "flying camel" kinda guy...
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That is some funny ASS shit...

It gets better everytime I read it.
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