what pickup lines have you used that actually worked?
06-15-2004, 06:11 PM
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I'm the most seasoned mack on this board, the only person who can rival me is dbox. 
Every girl is different and requires a different approach.
I've said "come here girl, give me a kiss"
and I've also used a very polite approach. Also, if you are a real retard you'll say "Excuse me, you look really familiar, do we know each other?"
Every girl is different and requires a different approach.
I've said "come here girl, give me a kiss"
and I've also used a very polite approach. Also, if you are a real retard you'll say "Excuse me, you look really familiar, do we know each other?"
06-15-2004, 06:11 PM
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Corny as all hell, but I was leaving a party and said to one girl "Have a night as beautiful as yourself" - She came over gave me her number, walked me to my car and we hooked up
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06-15-2004, 06:16 PM
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nigga please.
My game is sharper than gillette...
I'm 27, and i've had plenty of time to perfect my game. I don't bullshit girls and give them lines. I tell'em what I want from the get go. I also always maintain control. So many guys I know try to get laid, and they end up goofing themselves out of it because they get drunk or act stupid.
My game is sharper than gillette...
I'm 27, and i've had plenty of time to perfect my game. I don't bullshit girls and give them lines. I tell'em what I want from the get go. I also always maintain control. So many guys I know try to get laid, and they end up goofing themselves out of it because they get drunk or act stupid.
06-15-2004, 06:45 PM
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lol....... pick up lines are weak, only time i've had any luck w/ a pick up line was in Denmark, and it was the girl using the pick up line to me something like "my friend and i have a bet about how old you are...." and i was like ugh ok whatever, we macked all night + the after hours club and i never talked to her again.
06-15-2004, 06:55 PM
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I'll ask a chic can I borrow a pen. When she gives me one, I write down my name and number and put it in her pocket. Then I walk away.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Hasn't failed me yet.
06-15-2004, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
Is that what pancake face told you?
06-16-2004, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Red-CL
I'll ask a chic can I borrow a pen. When she gives me one, I write down my name and number and put it in her pocket. Then I walk away.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Hasn't failed me yet.
06-17-2004, 02:11 PM
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ummm welll one of my fav lines is " I only came here for 2 reasons , to drink beer , and to get ass ... well were out of beer so .... " i think that is how it should go but it went like this "drink beer and to fight , well most out of beer so .. " do you know what movie that was from??
06-17-2004, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by rad_cl_racer
ummm welll one of my fav lines is " I only came here for 2 reasons , to drink beer , and to get ass ... well were out of beer so .... " i think that is how it should go but it went like this "drink beer and to fight , well most out of beer so .. " do you know what movie that was from??
06-17-2004, 04:16 PM
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I had a friend go up to a girl and say, "hey would you like to dance?" she said "what" and he replied, "I said you look fat in those pants" and left...I had dared him to say it after getting an email with worst pickup lines....anyway I walked over to the girl and started talking to her and she thought it was kinda funny (she was cute).
Best line I've seen used was by some dude when a porn star hot girl walked by (she had a nice bod, fake tits, and a so-so face) and he says, "where you going with dem big ass titties". She stops, says, "what?" and then they start talking....needless to say I was impressed!
Best line I've seen used was by some dude when a porn star hot girl walked by (she had a nice bod, fake tits, and a so-so face) and he says, "where you going with dem big ass titties". She stops, says, "what?" and then they start talking....needless to say I was impressed!
06-17-2004, 05:08 PM
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if an ugly chick comes up to you:
me:hey i was ready mens health and i saw an interesting article.
me:do u wanna know how to lose a quick 10 ugly lbs
her:how?
me:cut off your head.........*then runs for the door*
kind of hold but the reaction is hilarious.
me:hey i was ready mens health and i saw an interesting article.
me:do u wanna know how to lose a quick 10 ugly lbs
her:how?
me:cut off your head.........*then runs for the door*
kind of hold but the reaction is hilarious.
06-17-2004, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ferizzo
I had a friend go up to a girl and say, "hey would you like to dance?" she said "what" and he replied, "I said you look fat in those pants" and left...I had dared him to say it after getting an email with worst pickup lines....anyway I walked over to the girl and started talking to her and she thought it was kinda funny (she was cute).
reminds me of a couple guys I used to drink with... Derek would say to a chick "tickle your cunt with a feather?" and if the chick got all pissed saying "WHAT!?!" he'd say "typical country weather". But my other buddy Sammy-shot-both-sides is a Micmac Indian, and he'd been sniffing Lysol all fucking night, so he fuck's up the line "Want me shove chicken in yer cunt?" and she'd go "WHAT!??!" and sammy would mutter "Looks like rain"
j/k
06-18-2004, 08:59 AM
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[QUOTE=GINge!]
reminds me of a couple guys I used to drink with... Derek would say to a chick "tickle your cunt with a feather?" and if the chick got all pissed saying "WHAT!?!" he'd say "typical country weather". But my other buddy Sammy-shot-both-sides is a Micmac Indian, and he'd been sniffing Lysol all fucking night, so he fuck's up the line "Want me shove chicken in yer cunt?" and she'd go "WHAT!??!" and sammy would mutter "Looks like rain"
that is funny shit i would have loved to see that !!!!!
reminds me of a couple guys I used to drink with... Derek would say to a chick "tickle your cunt with a feather?" and if the chick got all pissed saying "WHAT!?!" he'd say "typical country weather". But my other buddy Sammy-shot-both-sides is a Micmac Indian, and he'd been sniffing Lysol all fucking night, so he fuck's up the line "Want me shove chicken in yer cunt?" and she'd go "WHAT!??!" and sammy would mutter "Looks like rain"
that is funny shit i would have loved to see that !!!!!
06-20-2004, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Red-CL
I'll ask a chic can I borrow a pen. When she gives me one, I write down my name and number and put it in her pocket. Then I walk away.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Hasn't failed me yet.
06-21-2004, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by rise
can someone point me to the famous pancake face pics?
Start there and work your way forward.
