what pickup lines have you used that actually worked?
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Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
Nice legs. What time do they open?
LOL
LOL
That reminds me of this one " if your left leg was thanks giving and your right leg was X-Mas , can i visit you between the holidays?"
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Originally Posted by ding069
That's smooth. I may have to try that:thumsup: Did you come up with that, or you see/read it somewhere?
It's all mine.
Girls actually love it.
It sparks their curiosity.
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pppsssssssssssssssssstttttttttt worked once for me and I was so surprised I didn't know what to say...haha. Girl came over and said did you just whistle at me? I said no...then she asked where I was headed and we spoke for a minute or two, then my ride got there so I had to bounce.
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Some idiot I know used to go up to girls walking dogs and say "aw, you're so cute!" When the girl would look confused or occasionally say "thank you", this idiot would say "the dog." Guess he's into beastiality.
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I don't usually use lines per say. Most of the time I just walk up and start talking to them or say something appropriate to the situation.
Like last Thursday I am at a club and it's packed as shit, so I am just off to the side people watching because I hate it when clubs get overpacked. Somebody is cutting through the crowd and needs to get by me so I step back a bit, I feel something hit my leg so I look back and it's this SEE-MOKING hot hispanic chick sitting on a ledge with her legs crossed, when I stepped back I bumped into her foot. She smiles I smile back and go back to standing, then somebody else passes by but this time behind me so she has to adjust herself to let em pass by and somehow she kinda kicks me in the process. So I just turn around and say to her with a smile on my face "Damn you keep kicking me, what did I ever do to you?" and she starts laughing and says she's sorry then I ask her her name and boom we are talking. Unfortunately by the time I get to the point to ask for her number she informs me that her boyfriend works as a bouncer at the club and he's standing right behind us.
Like last Thursday I am at a club and it's packed as shit, so I am just off to the side people watching because I hate it when clubs get overpacked. Somebody is cutting through the crowd and needs to get by me so I step back a bit, I feel something hit my leg so I look back and it's this SEE-MOKING hot hispanic chick sitting on a ledge with her legs crossed, when I stepped back I bumped into her foot. She smiles I smile back and go back to standing, then somebody else passes by but this time behind me so she has to adjust herself to let em pass by and somehow she kinda kicks me in the process. So I just turn around and say to her with a smile on my face "Damn you keep kicking me, what did I ever do to you?" and she starts laughing and says she's sorry then I ask her her name and boom we are talking. Unfortunately by the time I get to the point to ask for her number she informs me that her boyfriend works as a bouncer at the club and he's standing right behind us.
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^^^ OUCH
Did you just play it off? Like, "that's kewl, it was nice meeting you" and turn and walk away hoping the bouncer and the rest of his staff do not start giving you a hard time. He should know that if his girl is smoking hot, she is going to get hit on, right!?!?!?!
Did you just play it off? Like, "that's kewl, it was nice meeting you" and turn and walk away hoping the bouncer and the rest of his staff do not start giving you a hard time. He should know that if his girl is smoking hot, she is going to get hit on, right!?!?!?!
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Originally Posted by Waddy
I don't usually use lines per say. Most of the time I just walk up and start talking to them or say something appropriate to the situation.
Like last Thursday I am at a club and it's packed as shit, so I am just off to the side people watching because I hate it when clubs get overpacked. Somebody is cutting through the crowd and needs to get by me so I step back a bit, I feel something hit my leg so I look back and it's this SEE-MOKING hot hispanic chick sitting on a ledge with her legs crossed, when I stepped back I bumped into her foot. She smiles I smile back and go back to standing, then somebody else passes by but this time behind me so she has to adjust herself to let em pass by and somehow she kinda kicks me in the process. So I just turn around and say to her with a smile on my face "Damn you keep kicking me, what did I ever do to you?" and she starts laughing and says she's sorry then I ask her her name and boom we are talking. Unfortunately by the time I get to the point to ask for her number she informs me that her boyfriend works as a bouncer at the club and he's standing right behind us.
Like last Thursday I am at a club and it's packed as shit, so I am just off to the side people watching because I hate it when clubs get overpacked. Somebody is cutting through the crowd and needs to get by me so I step back a bit, I feel something hit my leg so I look back and it's this SEE-MOKING hot hispanic chick sitting on a ledge with her legs crossed, when I stepped back I bumped into her foot. She smiles I smile back and go back to standing, then somebody else passes by but this time behind me so she has to adjust herself to let em pass by and somehow she kinda kicks me in the process. So I just turn around and say to her with a smile on my face "Damn you keep kicking me, what did I ever do to you?" and she starts laughing and says she's sorry then I ask her her name and boom we are talking. Unfortunately by the time I get to the point to ask for her number she informs me that her boyfriend works as a bouncer at the club and he's standing right behind us.
u got played.....its cool, u should have said i hope he has a steady camera hand cause you need someoen to video tape u guys fucking...
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How did I get played? I initiated a conversation with a girl and she told she had a boyfriend? That's never happened to you before? It's not like I talked to her for an hour and then she told me that, I was talking to her for 2 minutes tops.
Point of the story was not using a line to approach a chick, just say something that comes naturally to the situation.
Gixxster:
I played it off, I didn't even look back, I just said "Oh that makes sense, I was wondering how you could be by yourself when the club is so packed". Then she told me that she was stripper and just gotten of work, so she was there waiting for him to get work so they could go home. So I said cool, it was nice talking to you.
I am sure he knows she gets hit on alot, he looked at me as I was walking off then when he thought I couldn't see them anymore I saw him come over and start talking to her, then he went back to his spot to do his bouncer thing.
Point of the story was not using a line to approach a chick, just say something that comes naturally to the situation.
Gixxster:
I played it off, I didn't even look back, I just said "Oh that makes sense, I was wondering how you could be by yourself when the club is so packed". Then she told me that she was stripper and just gotten of work, so she was there waiting for him to get work so they could go home. So I said cool, it was nice talking to you.
I am sure he knows she gets hit on alot, he looked at me as I was walking off then when he thought I couldn't see them anymore I saw him come over and start talking to her, then he went back to his spot to do his bouncer thing.
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yeah i dont see how he got played. girls dont have to automatically shout out "HEY I GOT A BOYFRIEND" when someone starts talking to them
edit OMG i wasted my 5k post on this.
edit OMG i wasted my 5k post on this.
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Originally Posted by Gixxster
Did you find out where she works, so that you could pay her a visit
j/k
j/k
I did find out where she works , she works at Centerfolds her stripper name is Maya, I'm not into strip clubs though so.....
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