rezurex

hey ladies/fellas. just like all the perverts in a-cl, i enjoy sex very much but i hate the nasty ass smell/cleanup that i have to do afterwards... esp since me and my ex we used to have sex in my bed all the time (her roommate was an orthodox christian who probably would have had a heart attack if she walked in on us), we would have to wash the sheets/blanket etc frequently, and my room would smell like ass. these days the solution i think is to do it in the shower, do your thing then take a shower then its all good. no mess and you come out clean

im sure that a lot of people still fuck on the bed/couch, but do u guys wash that shit 24/7? i mean it wasn't such a big deal for me since my ex used to wash my sheets n clothes for me, but if i start dating a lazier girl, i think i would rather just hit it in the shower and not in the bed. i cant stand the smell of the after-sex... is it just me?

just wondering.

oh yea, i always make my girls shave down under. can't stand those jungles

BEETROOT

what kind of stinky chicks are you bangin dude

TL_Diplomat

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rezurex

haha. maybe it is just me then... i just dont like sleepin in dirtied sheets.

Zapata

hmmm there is a distinct sex stank....i'm familiar with the wetspot etc., but the smell usually clears out fairly quickly. Unless your chick is one of those who is like old faithful....dunno mang....just open the windows afterwards?

anothercls

take the plastic bag off her head and put it under her so you won't have the smell on your sheets...

YuppieCL

chicks i've been with dont smell....

i didn't even shower between girls in the same day...

i wash my sheets ever-so-often, but i dont go out and shower as soon as i'm done or anything... i dont usually leave a mess.

pimpscls

damn thats a stank ass chick or sumthing?

darrinb

bust in her mouth instead of in the on the sheets

TypeS_boi

I was once w/ a chick that had a stinky pooty and I couldn't get rid of the smell till the next day. I kept putting my finger to my coworkers noses so they could smell how bad it was. you ever see a turtle stick his head out and instinctively go back in if they sense danger...that's what my pee pee did that night. I swear it all but disappeared and all I had were my nuts. And the chick was wondering why I was taking her home, as if she could smell the damn stinky!!!

1killercls

find cleaner chicks holmes...

DarkSithCL

iTrader: (1)

Some women have an ordor...can be diet, what she uses to wash down under...etc...I personally think that showering together or separate before hand could help you out with the aftermath...then you can just chill....

mrs. big

hahaha... maybe you should tell her to take a nice shower b4 sex so she will be smelling clean... and buy some Febreeze or summin... hehehheheheh

Bulldog01

Febreeze.

evilstorm

hahahaha

anothercls

I am sure sheep and corpses are cleaner than the women he is with....

anothercls

And what kinda of lazy bish doesn't shower herself frequently enough to not smell? Maybe he skin is flaking off...

rezurex

lol... its not HER that smells... it after we done there's a stank. eesh

BEETROOT

well that stank doesn't just come from nowhere...its either you or her. and unless you get that same stank when you :wackit:, I think you can be pretty sure its her

BC2G

normally bust the bust on a chicks belly so its easy to wipe up.... sometimes there is leakage, thats just part of the deal.... are u seriously considering banging ONLY in the shower?!?!!

einsatz

LOL

I can see someone getting up immediately after sex and running to a closet, getting a bottle of fabreeze, run back into the room and spray the fuck out of the woman in the bed while she's still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.

mrs. big

Hahahhaha... told you man.... Febreeze~~!! get Febreeze!!!

anothercls

If your taking protein shakes and other strange stuff in your diet, you very well could be the cause of the smell....check your diet.

rezurex

haha im pretty sure it isnt me, i didnt have this problem with my other ex's. i guess maybe its genetics? she's a pretty clean person.

anothercls

Maybe you need ones that know how to take care of themselves? I would seriously just leave the bitch on the side of the road, or throw her in the Hudson for a better smell...

rise

Casper98CL

I love the smell of SEX... I actually had sex witha girl on here period and that shit was nasty.. but clean sex smell is great!!! I have never had a "smelly" girl so I wouldn't know!!!!

but anyhow... FEBREEZE is the shit!!! Kills all smells everywhere!

Casper98CL

TLD

Sex smell? That only happens with dirty bitches who don't shower often.