Why do woman like shoes so much? The girls in the office have Muttly Dog orgasms when they go out at lunch and buy a new pair. I hear some woman will even judge if a man is date worthy by the shoes he is wearing...how silly of our friends the opposite sex.

 

Ever since I got married I wear really crappy shoes that are in need of polish to keep the bishes away.

 

I am starting to get into shoes.....Is that bad

 

because. nice shoes are sexy.

women have so many more options in their wardrobes than men, so therefore we have to have that many more shoes to match. i mean, you can't wear stilletos with shorts, and you can't wear sneakers with a skirt, and you can't wear strappy heels with casual capris.

but guys can wear sneakers with shorts and pants, or sandals with sorts or jeans, or dress shoes with nice pants or sexy jeans.

 

that's hot. your wife will love you for it.

 

You really are turning ghey And don't think I didn't see that thing about slepping with a gay guy in the other thread.

My thing with shoes is to buy expensive. I can't stand cheap shoes. They don't last and they feel like crap.

Thankfully my wife isn't to crazy about shoes. She probly only has 12 or so pairs.

 

I have about 5 pairs of shoes. My g/f has about 20 (including flip-flops) She doesnt care what shoes I wear as long as they're clean and relatively match what I'm wearing...

Girls that judge someone from their shoes are just shallow, materialistic snatches.

 

How about you?

 

A man's not very well dressed if his shoes are a mess.

 

Shoes and hands/finernails are a couple of the first things woman notice- this may be different if you were walking around naked, but in MOST cases those are the big things to take care of. This is assuming your not ugly or have some other distracting feature.

Knowing this I have 11 pairs of shoes, yes prada shoes are expensive but they will last your life time and you tell a girl your wearing prada shoes they want to get to know you. Its as though they let there guard down and become comfortable with you for some reason.

 

shoes are where your entire outfit starts. if they are no good, or ugly, then it will ruin the entire ensemble.

i have well over 100 pair, and have purchased at least 20 pair for women in my life. They make great gifts, especially because it's generally one they never see coming.

You can NEVER have too many shoes.

 

You have 100+ pairs Of shoes?!?!


Holy crap.

 

Men only need 4 pairs of footwear for regular use.

1. A pair of cross-trainers/running shoes.

2. A pair of hiking style boots for winter to get through the snow. Looks great with jeans.

3. A pair of sandals.

4. A pair of dress shoes.

Optional is a pair of skater style or street shoes, which may look a little better than running shoes with certain outfits.

 

Wow, the ladies must be ecstatic! You are teh

 

I never bought a pair for a woman (including my wife), same for clothes in general. Im not stupid.....

 

 

Just one pair of dress shoes? Did you go with black or brown? Do we need to have Straight Eye for the Queer Guy in here?

 

thats what I was thinking.

plus....indoor running shoes, outdoor running shoes. shiny dress shoes (brown and black), not shiny dress shoes. beater sneakers for mowing lawns and shit. nice sneakers that aren't for sports...etc.

 

I have at least a dozen pairs of "beater sneakers" that I might wear someday and aren't so beat up that I have to throw them out.

 

so do I. I buy new sneakers every couple months, but I never like throwing the old ones away... I always think 'well, next time I need to go walking in the mud I could use these'....and then I end up with piles of sneakers I will never wear.

I started storing them outside, and then eventually they just get tossed or donated.

When I moved out of my last place I gave 16 pairs of shoes to the bum that lived down the street. Hopefully he was size 11.

 

I've been told that shoes are the number one thing that women notice (other than your biological looks). I've been told that these things are date killers if you have the wrong kind.

1. ugly / cheap shoes
2. cheap watch
3. bad breath
4. dirty finger nails

Conversely, if you have hot shoes, you get mad compliments. I've had women come up to me and the first thing they said to me was, "I like those shoes." I mean, not even hi, what's your name. It's "Hi, I like your shoes, my name is Muffins." I should have said "Hi, I really like your tits, my name is...." Is there any difference in how shallow that is?

 

Great....Now I know Im gay, I have like 20 pairs of shoes....in different colors, different styles, and made with different materials.

 

My dress shoes are actually "high top" that go over the ankle. They're square cut and shiny black. They go with my one suit. All the rest of my clothes are casual. I wear jeans/cargos and a t-shirt to work. Why would I want a brown pair if my suit is all black?

 

A spontaneous shoe date for a female is almost a sure thing to have her glued to you. You take her to a shoe store she likes(all woman have at least one of these) then ask her which ones she likes, you help her narrow them down to just a few then you have her model them for you. Of course you take care of the change from one style to the next, a light foot massage is a plus while doing this and then in the end pay for the damn things(try to make it only one pair) and she will make it well worth all of your effort.

 

Okay, okay, I concede on the indoor/outdoor running shoes!

I personally have a single pair, but that's cause I'm poor and don't wear my running shoes in the rain, snow, or mud. The hiking boots are good to mow the lawn in (this is where I look really 'village people' gay in my jean shorts and hiking boots, mowing the lawn). Non-shiny dress shoes...I never thought of that, but seeing as I wear dress shoes once a year if that, it doesn't really matter does it?

 

Always works well when going to VS

 

Or just rich! By your philosophy, I should give my gay card to you!
If it wasn't for my constant talking about hot muscular men, it's easy to mistake me for straight.

 

I'd rather be castrated.

 

Black suit, orange shirt, yellow tie with a lot of texture and brown shoes would work- pretty much any earthy color shirt and a complimenting tie would work, you would be on the edge of style though, so if you don't have confidence doing this it will look stupid. A black linen suit would probably be your best bet because your already on the trendy side.

If rap stars can make a suit with sneakers in style I am sure you can pull off brown shoes with a black suit.

 

You probably should....I got critcised by teh g\f the otherday about my morning routine. Apparentely its pretty gay to listen to "Oh What A Night" by four seasons while you brush your teeth.

 

If this is another metrosexual thread, I will post pics of my shoes. I just got some nice Aldos

 

Try it, when she's giving you head in the changing room you'll be singing a different tune. Let alone wait till you get home! Woman LOVE this sort of thing, fortunately for me its the type of thing I am pretty good at.

 

I bought some Steve Maddens on Saturday :gheylaugh:

 

 

one of my personal favs is tuxedo and birkenstocks. done it many times

 

^
I would like to see Astro in that entire

 

Rock and roll.
I've got a hole, right in my sole.

 

And i've got probably 10 pairs: 5 or 6 pairs of sneakers, couple of pairs of dress shoes, boat shoes, sandals and boots.

 

I've got about 30 pairs of shoes.

So, I'm pretty bad, but not as gay as Astro.

 

But yours are mostly pumps and stilettos...