anyone have tips on giving blow jobs and eating a girl out?

My advice for eating a girl out is i like my clit sucked alot i like that alot!

My advice for giving a guy an blow job is put his cock on the roof of your mouth that way ur teeth are out of the way and use ur hand to jack him off and then suck him in a steady pace and while u suck and jak him off also put in much in ur mouth as you can. also while doing all that move ur tougue around the head and sides repating it many times.

 

Ok then. Lovely thoughts, really.

 

oh damn who is this n00b

 

what is a n00b? are u talking about me?

 

no im talkin to that girl behind u

 

there is no girl behind be if u check this profile u know im a chick.

 

Kentucky fried N00b.

Nice first post chicklet.

 

what's wrong with my post : (

 

shortie23
A-CL Newbie

NOthing is really "wrong" with your post aside from the poor grammar jk.

The blow job advice is probably useful to all of 5 people on this entire forum...large male population here if you haven't noticed. I'm sure that you are really good at it though so I'll leave it at that.

I don't like my clit being sucked OUCH!

btw welcome to the board :P

 

tys geisha girl i went to hawaii last summer i loved it !! ur so lucky to live there

 

hahaha its BORING here...its only great if you like slow moving people and surfing all day...loses its novelty really fast

 

:shakehd:

 

Oral sex is the quickest way to an STI barring unprotected sex. If you're gonna have oral, throw a condom on, dammit!

 

It's STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), not STi (Subaru Technica international). :shakehd:

 

Damn! You mean to tell me I ate all these fat bitches out for nothing!! Where the Fuck is my STI? I was about to sell the CL-S.

 

shortie23,

as bein a n00b u gotta post pix of urself

 

nekkid piks

 

sti = sexually transmitted infection
std = sexually transmitted disease

either works to make his point

 

I ate a girl out that tasted like KFC... Original recipe

 

shortie, being 4 10" im sure u wont have knee problems either. coming to chicago anytime soon?

 

maybe she used a chicken leg as a dildo right b4 u ate her

 

Good god.....!

 

wtf?!

 

haha

 

wierd how pussy tastes like chicken! :o

 

funny ass thread

 

pussy tastes likes pussy. whats the fuck are u eating?

 

http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showt...riginal+recipe

:P

 

^^^ how did I miss that thread

 

gotta be something wrong if it tastes like chicken

 

STD is the old school term, it's STI(infection) because bacteria in the body are not considered a diseased state.

 

Thanks for the clarification...I guess I'm old.

 

That's ok, I know some guys who still have roller skates and record players.

 

WTF?

What is with the noobs lately.

And why the need to change it to STI. Messing with them subaru folks for no reason. Have a heart people.

 

geisha girl, can you please change that avatar, the shit is oogly, i cant stand her either

 

 

Yeah! Speaking of "oral sex"..





(just kidding Geisha)

 

lol for the 39483948349343th time I CAN'T change it damn it! If you click on my profile you'll see my original avatar. For some reason the one that shows when I post is locked. Can't do anything about it.

 

This is by far one of the funniest threads....

 

HIV, the top dog of the std's are transmitted as follows:
Highest transmission: anal
Moderate: vaginal
Poor: oral
This is the one we are really concerned with here, right?