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Old 05-01-2004, 11:51 PM
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oral sex tips
anyone have tips on giving blow jobs and eating a girl out?

My advice for eating a girl out is i like my clit sucked alot i like that alot!

My advice for giving a guy an blow job is put his cock on the roof of your mouth that way ur teeth are out of the way and use ur hand to jack him off and then suck him in a steady pace and while u suck and jak him off also put in much in ur mouth as you can. also while doing all that move ur tougue around the head and sides repating it many times.
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Old 05-01-2004, 11:56 PM
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Ok then. Lovely thoughts, really.
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:00 AM
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oh damn who is this n00b
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:01 AM
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what is a n00b? are u talking about me?
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:04 AM
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no im talkin to that girl behind u
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:06 AM
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there is no girl behind be if u check this profile u know im a chick.
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:07 AM
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Kentucky fried N00b.

Nice first post chicklet.
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what's wrong with my post : (
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:40 AM
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Originally posted by shortie23
what is a n00b?
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NOthing is really "wrong" with your post aside from the poor grammar jk.

The blow job advice is probably useful to all of 5 people on this entire forum...large male population here if you haven't noticed. I'm sure that you are really good at it though so I'll leave it at that.

I don't like my clit being sucked OUCH!

btw welcome to the board :P
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:43 AM
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tys geisha girl i went to hawaii last summer i loved it !! ur so lucky to live there
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:46 AM
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hahaha its BORING here...its only great if you like slow moving people and surfing all day...loses its novelty really fast
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:29 AM
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Kentucky fried N00b.

Nice first post chicklet.


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Old 05-02-2004, 09:58 AM
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Oral sex is the quickest way to an STI barring unprotected sex. If you're gonna have oral, throw a condom on, dammit!
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Old 05-02-2004, 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by Batin Dean
Oral sex is the quickest way to an STI barring unprotected sex. If you're gonna have oral, throw a condom on, dammit!
It's STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), not STi (Subaru Technica international). :shakehd:
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Old 05-02-2004, 10:14 AM
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Damn! You mean to tell me I ate all these fat bitches out for nothing!! Where the Fuck is my STI? I was about to sell the CL-S.






















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Old 05-02-2004, 11:49 AM
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as bein a n00b u gotta post pix of urself
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:48 PM
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sti = sexually transmitted infection
std = sexually transmitted disease

either works to make his point
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I ate a girl out that tasted like KFC... Original recipe
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:07 PM
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shortie, being 4 10" im sure u wont have knee problems either. coming to chicago anytime soon?
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:37 PM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
I ate a girl out that tasted like KFC... Original recipe
maybe she used a chicken leg as a dildo right b4 u ate her
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:16 PM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
I ate a girl out that tasted like KFC... Original recipe
wierd how pussy tastes like chicken! :o
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Old 05-02-2004, 11:39 PM
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Originally posted by eiuqroT
wierd how pussy tastes like chicken! :o
pussy tastes likes pussy. whats the fuck are u eating?
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http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showt...riginal+recipe

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Old 05-03-2004, 12:52 AM
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^^^ how did I miss that thread
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Old 05-03-2004, 06:27 AM
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Originally posted by YuppieCL
pussy tastes likes pussy. whats the fuck are u eating?

gotta be something wrong if it tastes like chicken
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Old 05-03-2004, 07:35 AM
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Originally posted by Bulldog01
It's STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), not STi (Subaru Technica international). :shakehd:
STD is the old school term, it's STI(infection) because bacteria in the body are not considered a diseased state.
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:35 AM
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Thanks for the clarification...I guess I'm old.
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Originally posted by Bulldog01
Thanks for the clarification...I guess I'm old.
That's ok, I know some guys who still have roller skates and record players.
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WTF?

What is with the noobs lately.

And why the need to change it to STI. Messing with them subaru folks for no reason. Have a heart people.
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:26 PM
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geisha girl, can you please change that avatar, the shit is oogly, i cant stand her either
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:03 PM
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WTF?

What is with the noobs lately.

And why the need to change it to STI. Messing with them subaru folks for no reason. Have a heart people.

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Old 05-03-2004, 05:25 PM
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geisha girl, can you please change that avatar, the shit is oogly, i cant stand her either
Yeah! Speaking of "oral sex"..





(just kidding Geisha)
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Old 05-03-2004, 07:20 PM
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Originally posted by knv8
geisha girl, can you please change that avatar, the shit is oogly, i cant stand her either
lol for the 39483948349343th time I CAN'T change it damn it! If you click on my profile you'll see my original avatar. For some reason the one that shows when I post is locked. Can't do anything about it.
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:52 PM
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This is by far one of the funniest threads....
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Old 05-03-2004, 09:25 PM
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HIV, the top dog of the std's are transmitted as follows:
Highest transmission: anal
Moderate: vaginal
Poor: oral
This is the one we are really concerned with here, right?
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