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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
why don't you just fuck normally?
Care to elaborate on what normal is?
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 03:25 PM
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Pulling a body from the dumpster and ripping her eyes out then using those holes...that is normal..

at least you can push against different tissue in each eye...
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
While I don't claim to be Sting or anything, my understanding is that you do get to release your man mayo with tantric sex, it just happens after 5 hours of just sitting there, barely moving. Supposedly it's like a 20 minute orgasm. Regardless, I don't have time for that.


who wants a 20 min orgasm.... I see it as 20 minutes of lost sleep.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
Care to elaborate on what normal is?
I'd be willing to bet that my definition of normal differs greatly from hers.

And a big to Bent09
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 04:40 PM
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If a 20min orgasm is enough to make the bitch drown in semen I am all for it, can't blame me for coming for 20mins in court....
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 05:00 PM
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The Biggest problem with Tantric sex is that the chick gets the....

Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 05:27 PM
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Ha!

Phil said 'beef curtains'....



Arby's....
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 08:35 PM
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I like teh curtains.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
I like teh curtains.

You would since you are sitting home on a friday night too cheap to go out and have a real steak at dinner with your wife and family! :fingerfawk:
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Old Jun 19, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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always dity
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 02:48 PM
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20 minute orgasm...?

so you shooting jiz for 20 minutes....?

w....t....f

thats like a bucket of semen.
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
Care to elaborate on what normal is?
not waiting 5 hours for an orgasm...
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
not waiting 5 hours for an orgasm...


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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 07:14 PM
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thread is halirious.
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 11:02 PM
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i think if you have to worry about doing techniques to not blow the load...you must be obvisously shootin it too early my friend best advice I can give is think of good o' Austin Powers when he said "Margrett Thacther on a cold day....." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I somehow seem to have my ending moment at almost exactly an hour....weird....but sure in the hell aint complaining.
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 11:27 PM
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thats a whole lot of sex at once. I would rather have like 10 quickies in that same time frame.
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