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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 08:57 AM
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not bustin a nut.....

is called tantra i think?

i heard of some shit that yiou could do to make you have ultimate control over whether or not you ejaculate during sex.

anyone heard of this?
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 09:00 AM
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american pie?
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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american pie?


Id rather just :bananahump: and then :bukkake:

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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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I call it "Whisky Dick".
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
I call it "Whisky Dick".


I dont think that is much of an art or requires any skill or discipline
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:03 AM
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But it works....
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
But it works....

:shakehd:

No it does not!

It works for you because you are the www.4enzyte.com spokesman!!


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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:20 AM
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who cares just blow your load...and get back up like a champion and do it over and over again!!
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by mikeymobiles
who cares just blow your load...and get back up like a champion and do it over and over again!!

:wackit:

Jerking off doesnt count mikey :P
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:33 AM
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Tantric sex is impossible for me. I black out in under 30 minutes as soon as I'm within a 10 foot radius of a bed.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
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Tantric sex is impossible for me. I black out in under 30 minutes as soon as I'm within a 10 foot radius of a bed.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:01 AM
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what's the point of having sex if u dont spew...i dunno about u guys but i want to blow my load, not prevent it.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
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Tantric sex is impossible for me. I black out in under 10 minutes as soon as I'm within a 10 foot radius of a bed.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:02 AM
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by simean
what's the point of having sex if u dont spew...i dunno about u guys but i want to blow my load, not prevent it.
While I don't claim to be Sting or anything, my understanding is that you do get to release your man mayo with tantric sex, it just happens after 5 hours of just sitting there, barely moving. Supposedly it's like a 20 minute orgasm. Regardless, I don't have time for that.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by chris3240929
It took me a minute to catch on...
4 minutes would have been more accurate.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:10 AM
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fuck it...why do something for five hours when I can do it in 5 minutes! Its called being efficient!
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
It took me a minute to catch on...
4 minutes would have been more accurate.
@ Captain Quicknut Mcdirty

:P
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ferizzo
fuck it...why do something for five hours when I can do it in 5 minutes! Its called being a premature ejaculator!

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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by phil2
@ Captain Quicknut Mcdirty

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Usually I've already whacked off a half dozen time before she comes over and I can't even get it up anymore. Instead of looking like a shlep I sneakily grab a pencil (about the right girth) from the desk, shut all the lights off, and get to work, jabbing her maniacally for about 2 1/2 minutes before rolling over saying 'I'm spent' and falling asleep in record time. I think she likes it.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Usually I've already whacked off a half dozen time before she comes over and I can't even get it up anymore. Instead of looking like a shlep I sneakily grab a pencil (about the right girth) from the desk, shut all the lights off, and get to work, jabbing her maniacally for about 2 1/2 minutes before rolling over saying 'I'm spent' and falling asleep in record time. I think she likes it.




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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
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Tantric sex is impossible for me. I black out in under 30 minutes as soon as I'm within a 10 foot radius of a bed.
I just fell out of my fucking chair...
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
I just fell out of my fucking chair...

Get a Hoverround you old fuck...wouldnt wanna break a hip!
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
Get a Hoverround you old fuck...wouldnt wanna break a hip!


at this whole fucking thread
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Usually I've already whacked off a half dozen time before she comes over and I can't even get it up anymore. Instead of looking like a shlep I sneakily grab a pencil (about the right girth) from the desk, shut all the lights off, and get to work, jabbing her maniacally for about 2 1/2 minutes before rolling over saying 'I'm spent' and falling asleep in record time. I think she likes it.
TMI!!!



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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:12 PM
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My roids are itching from all the laughing at these posts. :shit:

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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:13 PM
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TMI?? I thought I was being good by not bringing up the squirt bottle of mayonnaise...
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:14 PM
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Get a Hoverround you old fuck...wouldnt wanna break a hip!
:fingerfawk: I am only 43!! and in pretty good shape I might add. And I take
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by chris3240929
My roids are itching from all the laughing at these posts. :shit:

you would be suprised what they can do with lasers these days...
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
:fingerfawk: I am only 43!! and in pretty good shape I might add. And I take and I have lovely manboobs, and eventually I will got thru with the Hole operation

TMI

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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:53 PM
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 12:57 PM
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great to see so many sick people around me...
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:06 PM
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Phil is on today!!! I have not laughed this hard in a while! "Breast Success" OMG!
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:08 PM
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Phil has been on at least since he put that avatar up maybe it's b/c I read all his posts in Will F's voice.
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:14 PM
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Phil has been on at least since he put that avatar up maybe it's b/c I read all his posts in Will F's voice.

im trying not to bust out laughing at work... HAHA I gotta chuckle to myself... I wonder what the lady in the next cubicle is thinking im doing over here... probably thinks im looking at porn
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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@ thread
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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great thread!!
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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Phil has been on at least since he put that avatar up maybe it's b/c I read all his posts in Will F's voice.
"Come on lets go streaking.....everyone is doing it"

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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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why don't you just fuck normally?
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