damn i hate it when this shit happens:

anyways let me give you some background before i ramble on and on..
i met this chick through a friends friend. we've been at clubs before at the same time but not together. when we go out we have a great time, it's all laughs, dancing, yada yada..anyways she always tells me i'm so great and she loves hanging out with me and all this other stuff..well recently i found out that she broke up with her bf a while ago, and she's not really looking for anything serious (neither am i) but i still want to get physical with her..any ideas on how to approch her? the only reason i ask on this one and never on any of the rest is because she's persian..as am i...and i haven't gone out with any persian girls i've accually liked...

i just recently banged my first persian..and yes, i will include pics as soon as i take some of her..shes a freak so that won't be a problem.

back to the subject at hand, so i dunno what to do with this chick. her friend who's now seeing my friend thinks the world of me as well and always says when we go out they both have a great time..how do i skip past the "just friends" deal and make something of it..and don't say go watch that movie "just friends" with her...even though i think that would be pretty funny

 

Booze her up.

 

 

persians are hot. pics please.

 

man u all know i post pics when i got em..don't you remember my other posts? anyhoot here's the pics of the chick i'm trying to get with



thats me in the white btw

 

Um show her your interested in being more then friends?

 

I love that jpg.

 

The bad thing is, if I understand correctly, is that your buddy is dating her friend seriously, so you don't want to mess things up between them by pulling a hit-it-and-quit-it. Instead what you should do is make it VERY clear you're not interested in a relationship, but you're open to sex.

It's kinda hard to go about doing that, but do it in parts. One time you see her, make casual conversation about how you're taking a big break from relationships because your ex girlfriend was a total bitch or something to that effect. And then you mention that "oh but it would sure be nice to have someone to just have fun with."

 

Booze is my answer for everything. That's not bad is it?

 

Margaritas...wine...those usually help get people speaking their mind.

 

shrug, i dunno....damn women

 

who the fuck ARE you? you get all of the hot pootay, including that chick that likes to fuck guys in the bathroom stall. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

 

p-i-m-p-o-lo-gy

i dunno man, i'm like a ali g look alike or something, and i guess i'm "cool" shrug..if you only knew the shit i did in hawaii...

 

If she was in a Yoko Ono look-a-like contest, I would give her first place.

Also, to the booze. To modify a rather popular culture saying "Bitch needs Grey Goose, if she goin to get loose."

 

Do tell

 

maybe i'll make another post with some pics..but i've yet to decide as the pics are very X rated..

 

Just PM them to Jatt - he'll make sure they get around and you won't get banned.

 

yup you ALI-G , george clooney you.. men wants to be ur buddy and girls just want to bang u..

i got that shit from watching last episode of american dad..

 

smoke a lil cracky crack?

 

give it some time...if she really does like you she'll want to do what you wanna do eh?

 

 

so yeah like where are the pics or video?

 

wellllll...based on the info you have one choice:

make a move


either she's down with it or not..

now, i won't get into the myriad bs about WHY she's feeling the way she does, blah blah blah, if she shuts you down it's b/c blah blah blah....

next time you're out together, ask to buy her drink (no, not all girls are whores and will do anything for a free drink, but if she already knows you and you offer to "buy her a drink", she'll clue into your intentions...{my guy friends don't buy me drinks, that why they're my friends, real friends}} just sit with her and make a subtle move...don't say anything that will make her uncomfortable around you...just maybe tell a funny joke and laugh your head off, while you're doing it, put your hand on her knee or arm whatever.......see how she reacts....

 

I was thinknig the same exact thing.. seriously. Fucking Ali-G.. lol.

Anyways, um... yea. How long since she broke up w/the other guy? Go ahead and hang out with her. make an effort to go out places and throw hints here and there. Playful hints, but hints nonetheless. Let her know there's a bit of an interest. Dont overwhelm her though.. thats like peace out territory.

 

fixed. now send the video.

 

Damn, AkuraCLS asking for advice on women....never thought I'd see the day.

 

the only reason i ask is because she's persian..and for some reason i can't deal with them...i dunno...we're still kinda up in the air at the moment, but i've had my hands full with other "projects" so she's kinda on the backburner....like they say, when it rains it pours

 

alsoooooooo, as for the crazy pics of me bangin the crap out of some chick, yah i guess i'll go grab em and post em, but i have to blur out myself or anything that could be close to looking like me haha

 

BooyaKaSha....safe.

 

ok so i got the pics on my flash drive, they are HUGE for one, and 2 i need someone to host them...anyone? there are some vids too, but you can't hear shit..you just have to LISTEN to them.. :P my co-workers just died it's beyond funny

 

You and I need to hang out, man.

seriously.

 

jatt where u at man? i know u like hosting shit and passing it out...

 

You hang out with?

 

he's sri lankan :P