You fall asleep during sex or getting head?

This is something that I have done a few times (during head), so I want to know if women think it is an insult to them, and if this has happened to any of you guys or women? Real answers wanted, but a little humor is understood.

True story...

On one of those occassions, I had gotten off work late that day and had a dinner invite to a broad's house. Dinner was good, I made her laugh and the mood was mellowed by some wine, so you know what that means - time for some action!

So we go upstairs to her bedroom. Now, she hadn't known me that long, but my demeanor made her want to test me (read: my swagger made her want to see what's up with the sex). So I get bucket-naked, help her put her birthday suit on, and then we lay back. No, no Whiskers - no porn , just straight to it bro! So the evening's festivities start out with the usual foreplay of me kissing her and slobbering all over her nice rack. This compels her to put a condom on me and get busy herself. Only, to my surprise, when she laid me back, she didn't straddle me. At least not with her cinnamon hips...but rather her cinnamon lips! Now, I am aware of STDs and how this is the WAY you should get your dick sucked - but it was my first time having it done...I think!

So, I am full, mellow as hell by the wine, and laying back with my usual arrogance with a smile on my face, while I'm gettin' done up real decent by yet another woman, who seemingly, is trying to outdo the last one that blew me! But fellas, as enthusiastic and earnest as this woman was in applying suction to my love muscle, the condom really fucked it up for me! It desensitized me! I couldn't really derive any pleasure from it. I mean, I knew she was sucking my dick, but I wasn't feeling the normal sensation. So you add that with the long work day, the carbs, the mood and the wine - you get Zzzzz's!! I mean Fred Flintstone snoring!

So, when I hit a strong snore note, I awoke to her looking at me from around the pole (my dick), at the foot of her bed, with a fucked up look on her face! That scene was hilarious if you can draw that picture in your head! I WAS AWAKE AFTER THAT! LOL! She seemed like she was cool after I explained to her that all of the above was so good that I fell asleep. Whether she believed me or not...I smashed it and rolled out. I got an earful the next day though, and she told me it felt like a slap in the face to her skills that I fell asleep. I silently protested, meaning I shut up so it could be over because I knew that at that point there was really nothing I could say to alleviate her disappontment.

Sooo...has this happened to any of you guys before, and what was the woman's reaction when it did? Did you get to finish the job or were you told to get the fuck out? Also, women, is this a major ego blow (excuse the pun)?

Real answers as I have held this debate with women in the past and gotten a lot of flack.

 

You held a debate on this??

I can't imagine that any woman would like their man to fall asleep during any type of sex... Now a woman falling asleep on a guy......different story..

 

I need a more detailed inventory on your car to respond.

 

Whiskers: I wasn't her man, so casual rules apply.

Ill: I usually post in 3G so forgive the "inventory".

 

Were you paying her?

 

I've only ever paid for sex once in my life. My first month in Japan, in the Marines, with the daunting outlook of a year without the familiar throng and me knowing no Japanese, one night I went out with the fellas and slapped some yen on the table to handle my biz. It sucked, so I learned some Japanese and I was pimponic the rest of my tour!

Why would a woman falling asleep on a guy be no problem? If I read that right, unless you were being your usual sarcastic self.

 

Well, half sarcastic....

 

For clarity's sake, but it would've made the title too long, is it an insult when the person falls asleep and is there a reasonable explanation possible at that point that you are willing to accept? Male or female, as I know at least one woman that fell asleep on a man.

C'mon guys I know damn well I am not the only one!

 

You may be the only one...

 

is your name Xenogen?