Herpes
06-11-2008, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
Quick stiory:
I had been divorced from my first wife for about 4 years. I would have to talk to her all the time because of my daughter. Well one time I flew out to LA from Phx to visit my brother for a few days and went up to get my daughter to join me on the visit. My ex-wife comes to the door crying. I say "WTF is the problem?" She says "That fucker Victor gave me Herpes!!!" I said, Oh I am soooo sorry...We had a couple more words and I grabbed my daughter hopped in the car and proceeded to drive to my brothers house.
As soon as I got a block away, I started laughing and my daughter says."What's so funny Dad?"
I stopped laughing and said, "Revenge is sweet honey".
I will never forget that day.
I had been divorced from my first wife for about 4 years. I would have to talk to her all the time because of my daughter. Well one time I flew out to LA from Phx to visit my brother for a few days and went up to get my daughter to join me on the visit. My ex-wife comes to the door crying. I say "WTF is the problem?" She says "That fucker Victor gave me Herpes!!!" I said, Oh I am soooo sorry...We had a couple more words and I grabbed my daughter hopped in the car and proceeded to drive to my brothers house.
As soon as I got a block away, I started laughing and my daughter says."What's so funny Dad?"
I stopped laughing and said, "Revenge is sweet honey".
I will never forget that day.
06-11-2008, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by phee
how does onesend an anonymous texT? this could come in handy one day
06-12-2008, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Probably from the computer. You don't have to give a callback number if you don't want. I know, because when I want to text at home I use the computer instead of the little keyboard on my phone.
06-12-2008, 09:05 AM
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1killercls-great story, I would not have made it to the car before I started laughing though.
Darksom-that black light will come in handy, that will make the herpes glow in the dark like a CSI kit.
Phee-google toolbar has a built in sms feature, you just need to know what service carrier the recipient has. I was using this to mess with a co-worker a few months ago. She was dating a few guys from match.com, and would not call a lot of them back after one or two dates and piss them off. So I started texting her using the google app saying how I will be watching her and this and that. Freaked her out for most of the day!
Said coworker also is a carrier of "the herps", apparently she told me a while ago, but as usual I was not paying attention. So when that news of Alba having it came out I said that its a shame since she is now basically ruined. Coworker said that was "a mean thing to say, since she had it as well". I had to laugh at that, told her that she was not Alba and to keep her vag away from my desk.
Darksom-that black light will come in handy, that will make the herpes glow in the dark like a CSI kit.
Phee-google toolbar has a built in sms feature, you just need to know what service carrier the recipient has. I was using this to mess with a co-worker a few months ago. She was dating a few guys from match.com, and would not call a lot of them back after one or two dates and piss them off. So I started texting her using the google app saying how I will be watching her and this and that. Freaked her out for most of the day!
Said coworker also is a carrier of "the herps", apparently she told me a while ago, but as usual I was not paying attention. So when that news of Alba having it came out I said that its a shame since she is now basically ruined. Coworker said that was "a mean thing to say, since she had it as well". I had to laugh at that, told her that she was not Alba and to keep her vag away from my desk.
06-12-2008, 02:47 PM
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06-12-2008, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Rock2534
Darksom-that black light will come in handy, that will make the herpes glow in the dark like a CSI kit.
I forgot to turn the blue light on the last time!
Hold on...lemme check something real quick...
06-12-2008, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
I forgot to turn the blue light on the last time!
Hold on...lemme check something real quick...
06-12-2008, 10:07 PM
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~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by sasha
Since herpes virus is transmitted through skin-to-skin contact, make sure you wash your hands after some, um, manual stimulation...
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