Embarrassing sex moments.
07-31-2005 | 03:46 AM
#243
Burning Brakes
Joined: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Minch00
No, she's a whore. All women are. Simply to what degree is to be discovered.
07-31-2005 | 11:05 PM
#244
buy my car
Joined: Jan 2005
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From: hillsborough, nj
Originally Posted by sasha
Maybe she got herpes from her ex. 
In that case, that doesn't make her a whore.
In that case, that doesn't make her a whore.I see where you're coming from, but she admited to cheating on me one year in and when i though she was maybe cheating, things got weird. almost like she knew she had gotten something from him, cause she wouldnt let me go near her in that way, which i have to say i respect, now that i look back at it.
if it was from an ex, then it wouldnt be her fault-but it was from a married dude-the whore
oh well i ge tthe last laugh now, that one night will last for ever for here if you know what i mean
07-31-2005 | 11:34 PM
#250
how handsome I am
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 12,983
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by bigman
The worse thing that ever happened was actually to my girl. When we first hooked up, we would wait for my parents to go away to their upstate home for the weekend before we got our freak on. The only problem was that she only felt comfy having sex in my room. Now i have to mention this before i continue. I had a shark in a bottle, (some of you may know what that is) on the ledge of my headboard. This thing was like 24 inches long with a shark in it and filled with water. it was pretty heavy as well. Back to the main story. So we were going at it hard for a while and i was ready to bust. When i know i am gonna cum i start going nuts, pumping away. I guess i pumped to hard because the shark in a bottle fell off the head board onto my girls head, knocking her straigh out. I was right "there" and didnt want to kill my big O. So i kept pumping as she started making weird moaning noises, with her eyes all partially closed and rolled back. Sadly, i busted my nut on her face and cleaned her up before she woke up. 
holy shit best story evar :goldfuckingcup:
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