Embarrassing sex moments.
07-26-2005, 11:51 AM
#201
Originally Posted by dom
What about the chocalate dip?
07-26-2005, 11:54 AM
#202
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
We're in the process of getting the "chocolate dispenser" as loose as the "cherry-dip dispenser" so it doesn't wreck that soft serve spiral when you go to dip it.
I hear Mexican food helps in that regard
07-26-2005, 11:59 AM
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Interesting. Interesting.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I'm saving her bacne (back acne) for a whipped cream reference, but you're SOL on butterscotch methinks.
butterscowned.
07-26-2005, 04:35 PM
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Well i have two neither involving me....
First a guy i used to play baseball with told us a story about giving this girl some butt love and all the sudden he got a whiff of some shit (literaly), he said he keep going and finished but when he was done he had poo and blood all over his junx. I believe that was the last time they hooked up.
Another guy from Senior Week in Ocean City MD...
He was from ireland and was hooking up with this real hot chick. Well it was her time of the month and he went down on her and said he thought she was really wet but turns out that wasnt quite the case.
First a guy i used to play baseball with told us a story about giving this girl some butt love and all the sudden he got a whiff of some shit (literaly), he said he keep going and finished but when he was done he had poo and blood all over his junx. I believe that was the last time they hooked up.
Another guy from Senior Week in Ocean City MD...
He was from ireland and was hooking up with this real hot chick. Well it was her time of the month and he went down on her and said he thought she was really wet but turns out that wasnt quite the case.
07-26-2005, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackTSX
when he was done he had poo and blood all over his junx.
Originally Posted by BlackTSX
He was from ireland and was hooking up with this real hot chick. Well it was her time of the month and he went down on her and said he thought she was really wet but turns out that wasnt quite the case.
07-26-2005, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackTSX
He was from ireland and was hooking up with this real hot chick. Well it was her time of the month and he went down on her and said he thought she was really wet but turns out that wasnt quite the case.
07-27-2005, 12:58 AM
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this happened to my friend. so he was hooking up with this girl. they get into it and decide to hump. so he sticks it in once and thats it, pulls out and busts all over her thigh. when he told me i couldnt stop laughing
07-27-2005, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by NYZGREATST
this happened to my friend. so he was hooking up with this girl. they get into it and decide to hump. so he sticks it in once and thats it, pulls out and busts all over her thigh. when he told me i couldnt stop laughing
07-27-2005, 12:09 PM
#220
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Unfit
This thread has devolved into the most disgusting, gross thread E V A R!
I was going to lock it and ban everyone who contributed to this OT garbage disaster!
But, instead, I'm going to declare it: UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!
:wink:
I was going to lock it and ban everyone who contributed to this OT garbage disaster!
But, instead, I'm going to declare it: UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!
:wink:
07-27-2005, 12:18 PM
#221
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Fyi
There are still some relevant stories being contributed so this thread will remain open, unless significant amount of whoring occurs again.
07-27-2005, 03:49 PM
#225
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I was making out with this dude named Cory in the back of my mom's car (hey, I was 17, I didn't have my own car!) and we locked hte doors, and accidentally set the alarm off, and couldn't figure out how to shut it off! It took us about 5 minutes of thumbing through the instruction manual! It turns out we had to turn the key in the lock on each door, then the ignition. To make things worse, a cop came up to us and we had to explain to him exactly what we were doing to set the alarm off. We just explained at first that we had locked ourselves in the car, but he kept pressuring us for why. Then he laughed his ass off when he found out and told me to be more careful next time. 
07-27-2005, 03:51 PM
#226
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I was making out with this dude named Cory in the back of my mom's car (hey, I was 17, I didn't have my own car!) and we locked hte doors, and accidentally set the alarm off, and couldn't figure out how to shut it off! It took us about 5 minutes of thumbing through the instruction manual! It turns out we had to turn the key in the lock on each door, then the ignition. To make things worse, a cop came up to us and we had to explain to him exactly what we were doing to set the alarm off. We just explained at first that we had locked ourselves in the car, but he kept pressuring us for why. Then he laughed his ass off when he found out and told me to be more careful next time.
07-27-2005, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Pretty good, but it would have been better if it was your parents coming instead of the cop and you were still in the closet.
More like 12 miles.
07-28-2005, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I was at that point. Too bad we were a good 20km from my house heh! I came out in October 2002 at the Halloween dance in grade 12 when some nasty girl asked me to dance and I told her my boyfriend wouldn't like that (she cried, liked me for 2 years apparently). It didn't spread around the school though, for some weird reason. So I let it slip during math 31 (calculus) during a work period. It spread like wildfire.
How and when did your parents find out?
07-28-2005, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
How and when did your parents find out?
My dad found out when me and my then-boyfriend took them to a real chinese restaurant (cause my dad loves chinese food, and so do we). We told them we'd been going out for three months. My dad spit bubble tea out his nose, and said, "Oh..!" My mom just said she already knew.
07-28-2005, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ItalianStallion
heard my girlfriend queef for the first time last night. much louder than i expected, we both started laughing really fuckin hard. that is all.
07-30-2005, 07:58 PM
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my ex whore...uhhh i mean GF... took me to her house for the first time when we started dating and we wound up upstairs in her room. well thinks are going good when she gets up and moves to the end of the bed, sticks her ass up in the air and says F me from behind-and i was just about to when her mom came walking on in the room, to ask her a question, not knowing i was there. she's face down ass up-in her moms face- im standing there wishing i wasnt standing there and her mom looks st me, looks down, smiles, leaves and the GF goes, come on F me before i get dry!?!?!?!?!
the next day i come to the house and her mom answers the door and the first thing she says is, oh don't worry, i didn't see too much, but i did see!
the next day i come to the house and her mom answers the door and the first thing she says is, oh don't worry, i didn't see too much, but i did see!
07-30-2005, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
Cool mom. You should have asked her if she wanted a turn on your Pole of Love.
she was hot too but unfortunately the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and i dont have love for the hoe's.
she (the GF) got weird for a month and didnt want any part of me sexually, she went to the DR and found out she had herpes-and I'm clean as a whistle, had a feeling she was crooked, well that was over -thank god she had enough courtesy to not "share" and hence the WHORE in my first post
wonder if she is kicking herself now since i'm rolling in it!!
Oh well she probably has the HIV and deserves it
07-30-2005, 11:16 PM
#240
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Originally Posted by m&b6speed
she was hot too but unfortunately the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and i dont have love for the hoe's.
she (the GF) got weird for a month and didnt want any part of me sexually, she went to the DR and found out she had herpes-and I'm clean as a whistle, had a feeling she was crooked, well that was over -thank god she had enough courtesy to not "share" and hence the WHORE in my first post
wonder if she is kicking herself now since i'm rolling in it!!
Oh well she probably has the HIV and deserves it
she (the GF) got weird for a month and didnt want any part of me sexually, she went to the DR and found out she had herpes-and I'm clean as a whistle, had a feeling she was crooked, well that was over -thank god she had enough courtesy to not "share" and hence the WHORE in my first post
wonder if she is kicking herself now since i'm rolling in it!!
Oh well she probably has the HIV and deserves it
In that case, that doesn't make her a whore.