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Old 05-17-2004, 01:59 PM
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Does the "patch" work?

My g/f is switching to this from the pill. Seems to me like a sticker
Old 05-17-2004, 02:01 PM
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Put it on her nipples and try ripping them off if you get pissed off at her.

Wouldn't know, if I remember correctly studies said it was as effective as the pill, but doesnt prevent you from getting the HIV....
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I'm sure it works on the same concept as the patch for smokers. The drug (in this case hormone) is taken in through the pores of the skin into the blood, where it then does it's magic.

The pill works the same way, only it's in a solid form initially... What did you think it did??? Went down and blocked your little boys from entering the fallopian tubes???

It's all hormones... Patch, pill... It's all the same.
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The patch works!!!one!!11!one!!!111


Old 05-17-2004, 02:07 PM
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My girlfriend got pregnant on it and her OB said he has seen a lot of other users get pregnant.
Old 05-17-2004, 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by LegendC
My girlfriend got pregnant on it and her OB said he has seen a lot of other users get pregnant.
Whoops.
Old 05-17-2004, 02:21 PM
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Originally posted by LegendC
My girlfriend got pregnant on it and her OB said he has seen a lot of other users get pregnant.
D'oh!

Yet another argument for pulling it out and hosing the old lady down.
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Originally posted by LegendC
My girlfriend got pregnant on it and her OB said he has seen a lot of other users get pregnant.

OWNED, and people wonder why my girl is on the pill and I still wear a rubber
Old 05-17-2004, 03:01 PM
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Originally posted by CLpower
OWNED, and people wonder why my girl is on the pill and I still wear a rubber
you know that'll just go in one ear and out the rubber
Old 05-17-2004, 03:02 PM
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Do it porno style, pull out and jack off into her mouth, thats how I do it.
Old 05-17-2004, 03:04 PM
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Friend of mine started the patch and some anti-depressants at the same time, and she put on about 20 pounds. Don't know if it was the bc or the other, but it could make your gf heavier.

Maybe that's how it works - it makes her tubby so you don't want to have sex with her.
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Pulling out isnt an effective method of birth control. Pre-cum can still impregnant a woman, granted chances are less, but still there.
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Originally posted by CG2000

Maybe that's how it works - it makes her tubby so you don't want to have sex with her.


I think most forms of birth control (other than condoms and butt sex) cause the little lady to blow up like a tick. Unfortunate, but better than her expanding due to a bun in the proverbial oven.
Old 05-17-2004, 03:32 PM
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Oh I definitely disagree. I know plenty of people on other kinds (myself included) with no weight change at all.
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Originally posted by CG2000
Friend of mine started the patch and some anti-depressants at the same time, and she put on about 20 pounds. Don't know if it was the bc or the other, but it could make your gf heavier.

Maybe that's how it works - it makes her tubby so you don't want to have sex with her.
most likely the AD, they are notorious for making you put on weight
Old 05-17-2004, 03:45 PM
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You're probably right, the only other one I've heard of doing anything to weight is the shots.
Old 05-17-2004, 03:51 PM
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cant get pregnant in the pooper
Old 05-17-2004, 04:18 PM
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Theres already a post about this in Dating & Relationships.
Old 05-17-2004, 05:26 PM
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3 months and no Knock on wood.
Old 05-17-2004, 10:13 PM
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Originally posted by CLpower
most likely the AD, they are notorious for making you put on weight


Zoloft can add some major tonnage.
Old 05-17-2004, 10:56 PM
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From what I've heard they work about the same, but the difference is that the patch isn't covered by insurance and some people don't want to spend the extra $30 or so a month.
Old 05-18-2004, 11:14 AM
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no no no no no no, ive stated why in many threads.
Old 05-25-2004, 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by Waddy
Do it porno style, pull out and jack off into her mouth, thats how I do it.
What about the pre-cum you never feel ?

Still risky

Old 05-25-2004, 12:56 PM
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Originally posted by zamo
What about the pre-cum you never feel ?

Still risky

Good point - it's like they say, you dribble before you shoot.
Old 05-25-2004, 07:22 PM
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i worked with a woman who swore by the pull out method. even though she admits both her children were born from that.
Old 05-28-2004, 04:37 PM
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It works well as long as you keep it on. The major side effect I've seen is skin irritation- and becareful becasue it doesn't stay on all that well in water. Alot of OB-GYNs I work with recommend it.
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Never hit it with a girl on the patch
Old 05-31-2004, 03:24 PM
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so which way is better?? pill? jimmy? patch?
Old 06-01-2004, 08:39 AM
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Originally posted by Maynard
It works well as long as you keep it on. The major side effect I've seen is skin irritation- and becareful becasue it doesn't stay on all that well in water. Alot of OB-GYNs I work with recommend it.
my girl says she has trouble taking it off when it is time to switch.
Old 06-01-2004, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
i worked with a woman who swore by the pull out method. even though she admits both her children were born from that.
Well it's not the most reliable form of birth control..at least not the last time I knew..Normal ejaculation contains about 70 million sperm!! Pre-cum can contain up to 1 million sperm. It only takes ONE sperm to fertilize an egg and produce a pregnancy!!

Pulling out requires lots of self-control and an ability to predict the exact moment when he is going to ejaculate. He must pull out completely from the woman and ejaculate away from her body. If he forgets or doesn't pull out in time, there's a definite possibility of getting pregnant.

If anyone thinks that pulling out is a form of safe birthcontrol it's not!
Even if you pull out and put it in her mouth or her hair or wherevere there is that chance...so be smart and use a condom or make sure she is on the pill!!!!!
Old 06-04-2004, 08:18 AM
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God i hope so.
Old 06-06-2004, 12:01 AM
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how about the bc shot? does that work
Old 06-06-2004, 03:22 AM
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It works but your girl could gain a LOT of weight. A friend of mine went on it and gained a ton of weight, this was 2 years ago and she has yet to recover from it.
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so if a girl goes to bc she is gonna gain weight?
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pill, patch, shot, whatever......WEAR THE JIMMY.
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