Do you make a mess?
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From: Tracy, CA
Originally Posted by jencatt
You guys are all a damn mess! OK. Poster, I will tell you. We have a little set of towels in the drawer that we use once it's a done deal to clean both of ourselves up. We don't seem to get too much on the sheets. I know it sounds nasty, but if we do, then we are just careful to not sleep in that little spot. What can I say? I don't really care if we're a little sweaty or whatever before we go to sleep. No showers for us at night. Granted, it does keep the sheets cleaner to do it like you do. I figure that I've had my husband's germs all over me and him mine, so it's all good you know? We're not too worried about it. But, to each his/her own.
Now, for the rest of you nut-jobs...
You guys need to go buy a sex book or something about the female body and sexuality.
1) Female orgasms and the resulting fluids are not "discharge." WOmen naturally have various amounts of fluids throughout their cycles (more sticky slippery fluids when they're fertile, less or just dry when they aren't in the fertile phase).
2) No woman ejaculates a friggin' liter ok. Unless she peed which isn't likely either.
3) You know damn well most of you have probably never even made a woman have an orgasm.
4) You guys leak fluids each and everytime. Not only that, you'd like us to wear it or taste it...or swallow it. Hello??!!! It tasts like snot!! You ain't no better!!!
Anyways, learn some things about women and you'll find out that you will be more satisfied in the end. Nuff said. Nasty cusses!!
Now, for the rest of you nut-jobs...
You guys need to go buy a sex book or something about the female body and sexuality.
1) Female orgasms and the resulting fluids are not "discharge." WOmen naturally have various amounts of fluids throughout their cycles (more sticky slippery fluids when they're fertile, less or just dry when they aren't in the fertile phase).
2) No woman ejaculates a friggin' liter ok. Unless she peed which isn't likely either.
3) You know damn well most of you have probably never even made a woman have an orgasm.
4) You guys leak fluids each and everytime. Not only that, you'd like us to wear it or taste it...or swallow it. Hello??!!! It tasts like snot!! You ain't no better!!!
Anyways, learn some things about women and you'll find out that you will be more satisfied in the end. Nuff said. Nasty cusses!!
Haha. Good one, jencatt. It's amazing how many men -- not necessarily on this board, just in general -- know nothing or very little about a woman's body. As for making a mess, big deal. To me, that's part of the whole act. Some of the guys here are sickened by the fluids that come out of a woman's body, but I'm sure they'd be high-fiving one another at the notion of ejaculating all over a woman's face or in her mouth.
Burning Brakes
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From: Louisville, KY
Originally Posted by jencatt
You guys are all a damn mess! OK. Poster, I will tell you. We have a little set of towels in the drawer that we use once it's a done deal to clean both of ourselves up. We don't seem to get too much on the sheets. I know it sounds nasty, but if we do, then we are just careful to not sleep in that little spot. What can I say? I don't really care if we're a little sweaty or whatever before we go to sleep. No showers for us at night. Granted, it does keep the sheets cleaner to do it like you do. I figure that I've had my husband's germs all over me and him mine, so it's all good you know? We're not too worried about it. But, to each his/her own.
Now, for the rest of you nut-jobs...
You guys need to go buy a sex book or something about the female body and sexuality.
1) Female orgasms and the resulting fluids are not "discharge." WOmen naturally have various amounts of fluids throughout their cycles (more sticky slippery fluids when they're fertile, less or just dry when they aren't in the fertile phase).
2) No woman ejaculates a friggin' liter ok. Unless she peed which isn't likely either.
3) You know damn well most of you have probably never even made a woman have an orgasm.
4) You guys leak fluids each and everytime. Not only that, you'd like us to wear it or taste it...or swallow it. Hello??!!! It tasts like snot!! You ain't no better!!!
Anyways, learn some things about women and you'll find out that you will be more satisfied in the end. Nuff said. Nasty cusses!!
Now, for the rest of you nut-jobs...
You guys need to go buy a sex book or something about the female body and sexuality.
1) Female orgasms and the resulting fluids are not "discharge." WOmen naturally have various amounts of fluids throughout their cycles (more sticky slippery fluids when they're fertile, less or just dry when they aren't in the fertile phase).
2) No woman ejaculates a friggin' liter ok. Unless she peed which isn't likely either.
3) You know damn well most of you have probably never even made a woman have an orgasm.
4) You guys leak fluids each and everytime. Not only that, you'd like us to wear it or taste it...or swallow it. Hello??!!! It tasts like snot!! You ain't no better!!!
Anyways, learn some things about women and you'll find out that you will be more satisfied in the end. Nuff said. Nasty cusses!!
gnarly stuff man, hope he gets the wet spot.
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Originally Posted by jdone
In a healthy adult male, semen is bacteria free. Your, ummm manly parts are much more germ free than your lips-so does that also mean no kissing? Sounds like an excuse to me.
I was talking about going down on her....she just doesn't like giving or recieving oral sex, what can I do.. 
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wow...that was a fun read...haha. I try for 'shes bent over my desk' position because i have a queen sized water bed and its a PITA to change the sheets all the time. Otherwise i make sure we are both on top of the comforter, that way i can just wash that instead.
It all depends on the girl too. I had one girl who got super wet ALL the time and she would love when i ended it in her mouth; who am i to argue So not much clean up there.
I had another chick who didn't get super wet but she loved oral. She hated it if i would ejaculate on her so it always ended up on the sheets...grrr.
I agree with jen on some points. Most guys (usually younger) are like a wam bam thank you mam
not saying they last 30 seconds but just that they get off and thats it.
Just to share a little, my girl at the time was in my bed and we had just got out of the shower (on vacation). We started fooling around and i started to give her oral, she was going crazy. To make a loooong
story short when she was done she had given me the best bj of my life.
just for the record, i would never have sex and/or especially give oral to a chick on the rag. just ain't gonna happen
It all depends on the girl too. I had one girl who got super wet ALL the time and she would love when i ended it in her mouth; who am i to argue
So not much clean up there.I had another chick who didn't get super wet but she loved oral. She hated it if i would ejaculate on her so it always ended up on the sheets...grrr.
I agree with jen on some points. Most guys (usually younger) are like a wam bam thank you mam
not saying they last 30 seconds but just that they get off and thats it. Just to share a little, my girl at the time was in my bed and we had just got out of the shower (on vacation). We started fooling around and i started to give her oral, she was going crazy. To make a loooong
story short when she was done she had given me the best bj of my life. just for the record, i would never have sex and/or especially give oral to a chick on the rag. just ain't gonna happen
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From: Louisville
Originally Posted by Shoofin'TL
I was talking about going down on her....she just doesn't like giving or recieving oral sex, what can I do.. 
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From: MD
Originally Posted by giovanni
I have heard that myth before.....I am praying thats not true...
You can pray all you want but no one is listening.....better hope you can kiss your own dick goodbye because no one else will be doing it for a long time...
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I'm a personal trainer at a gym, and we provide towels for the members... ya know? The plain white ones? Anyway, it's NOT like, I... intentionally steal them, but I have a bad habit of taking them home with me... sometimes right after I do cardio or a hard workout... I'll have the towel around my neck and I'd run off taking it with me... anyway, the point is, I have a ton of them at home... basically, I just keep a stack of them in my closet and YES, I do lay one or two over the area where we're doing our deeds... I don't want to ruin anymore sheets. The cool thing about white towels is... you can just bleech the hell out of them...
As for showering afterwards... sometimes I do... but usually I'm pretty tired... so this where the "baby wipes" comes in handy... I always keep a box of baby wipes around for "cleaning up" then I just fall asleep.
As for showering afterwards... sometimes I do... but usually I'm pretty tired... so this where the "baby wipes" comes in handy... I always keep a box of baby wipes around for "cleaning up" then I just fall asleep.
Well...my girl and I have been having sex w/out a condom for about 1.5 years now, and we always keep either toilet paper or tissue next to our beds. Once we're both done (we try to nut at the same time...it's more pleasurable 
), she lifts up, puts the tissue underneath her, catches my warm delight, and takes herself to the bathroom. As for me, I wipe off, and I crash Simple as that. Occasionally, we'll get a tiny spot on the sheets. No biggie, it can be cleaned.
), she lifts up, puts the tissue underneath her, catches my warm delight, and takes herself to the bathroom. As for me, I wipe off, and I crash Simple as that. Occasionally, we'll get a tiny spot on the sheets. No biggie, it can be cleaned.
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Originally Posted by Shoofin'TL
When you jump into bed to have sex, do you put anything under yourselves to save the mess from going all over the sheets and mattress? Also, what's the extent of cleaning your/herself afterwards? I've known people to just put their jammies on, roll over and go to sleep without cleaning themselves....what's the concensus do here?
For me I put a towel (Double folded) over the sheets to prevent any mess. I'd hate to have to change the sheets when I'm ready to go to sleep. Also I usually shower before sex and afterwards as well, as does my wife.....Anyone else?
For me I put a towel (Double folded) over the sheets to prevent any mess. I'd hate to have to change the sheets when I'm ready to go to sleep. Also I usually shower before sex and afterwards as well, as does my wife.....Anyone else?
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From: Atlanta, GA
Originally Posted by shogun
this thread = roffle
i never usually read this dating and relationship one but.. haha man
as for mess? who cares, there's a magic machine that washes linens and clothing its pretty neat. as for period sex, sure why not, remember the magic machine. for the most part some kleenex or tissue helps keep the damage in check on the way to the bathroom.
i never usually read this dating and relationship one but.. haha man
as for mess? who cares, there's a magic machine that washes linens and clothing its pretty neat. as for period sex, sure why not, remember the magic machine. for the most part some kleenex or tissue helps keep the damage in check on the way to the bathroom.
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From: Vancouver BC
I guess if you have plain white sheets, and just bleech the hell out of it.... but I had to throw away a bed sheet once (fairly expensive one, I might add) because the stain wouldn't come off... and it just looked really bad... I don't know... maybe everyone's "fluid" is different...
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