When you jump into bed to have sex, do you put anything under yourselves to save the mess from going all over the sheets and mattress? Also, what's the extent of cleaning your/herself afterwards? I've known people to just put their jammies on, roll over and go to sleep without cleaning themselves....what's the concensus do here?
For me I put a towel (Double folded) over the sheets to prevent any mess. I'd hate to have to change the sheets when I'm ready to go to sleep. Also I usually shower before sex and afterwards as well, as does my wife.....Anyone else?

 

I guess because you're married so that would mean you don't use condom, but I'm still playing the field, so I always use condom, and it's not messy at all. Well maybe a drip or two here and there, but that's it, no need for sheet changing. I don't know about you but I like to do things spontenously, putting the towel on the bed and be limitted just to that area, I don't know,

 

uh, mess?

Don't make a mess except for a couple sweat spots.

as far as clean up - that's what the restroom is for...to take a ho-bath.

 

Ever saw a girl ejaculate? Maybe you didn't work hard enough.

 

dude, that's a discharge caused by funk/bacteria in her stuff. Get her checked STAT!

something ain't right with the pu-nanny if there is a discharge.

something incredibly wrong, kinda like a humongous zit in her ginny that popped.

 

omg this thread is hilarious. I usually put it on the girls stomach, tits, or mouth so i really never have to worry about a mess.

 

This fucking thread is hilarious.... hahahahahahha.... Use a condom, if no condom then just walk your fat lazy ass to the restroom to take a quick splash in the shower.... or keep a nice lukewarm towel by the bed...

 

I did this girl in college while she was on her time of the month. It was quite messy.

Here's the gross part - I had an occasion to go back to her apartment (not for the same reasons) about a week later. I glanced into the bedroom AND THE SPOT WAS STILL THERE!

AAAaaaaahhhhh!

 

fla-tls, thanks man, just thanx, anyone wants my dinner? yeck..

If you dont want the mess, dont paint the ceilings or the bed sheets, train the female to accept the flow lol or if not that way, just use any means her body, towels, or I let her finish you off into her hands. PS. I hate condoms.

 

 

Never, EVER do a girl during her period. The consequence is definitely not worth it.

 

Definitely...it fuking smells..and it just doesnt feel the same. =\ Wait for her to be outta her period u horny bast ard!!

 

Instead

 

I'm not talking about when a girl has her period...I wouldn't touch my wife during that time...it's just wrong! So you're going to tell me when you're having sex w/o a condom and you drop a load inside, nothing excess comes out? I find it hard to believe!

 

Unless there wasnt much in the load to begin with

 

That's what the restroom is for. They go in there and let it go.

Must be a large, um, recepticle...if stuff is oozing out.

 

Wet cleanup in Aisle 5!!!

Say that the next time you make a mess

 

 

That's why you gotta train 'em. Period time = blowjob week. And quite frankly, its a good week.

 

 

When I got married, blowjobs became a fading memory...<sigh>

 

that sux! SORRY man!!!

 

 

My wife is a Biology major...she knows too much about the bacteria and shit that's all over the place, especially in and outside of people...

 

is this so that the other people ur both with don't know that ur married?!?!?!

 

In a healthy adult male, semen is bacteria free. Your, ummm manly parts are much more germ free than your lips-so does that also mean no kissing? Sounds like an excuse to me.

 

 

I've been told by my female friends what female ejaculation is. I'd NEVER want to actually witness it. It's not the result of an STI (constant discharge would be), but it's the result of hitting the G-spot. They allege that like half a litre of fluid can come out! :Hurl:

 

Yeah, hit the G spot and you'll have a mess. And no, its not urine.

 

GAAAAH!!!!

 

Better spread the garbage bags on the bed!!

 

somehow making my women spill 0.5 L of fluid doesn't sound all that sexy to me.

 

this thread = roffle

i never usually read this dating and relationship one but.. haha man

as for mess? who cares, there's a magic machine that washes linens and clothing its pretty neat. as for period sex, sure why not, remember the magic machine. for the most part some kleenex or tissue helps keep the damage in check on the way to the bathroom.

 

You guys are all a damn mess! OK. Poster, I will tell you. We have a little set of towels in the drawer that we use once it's a done deal to clean both of ourselves up. We don't seem to get too much on the sheets. I know it sounds nasty, but if we do, then we are just careful to not sleep in that little spot. What can I say? I don't really care if we're a little sweaty or whatever before we go to sleep. No showers for us at night. Granted, it does keep the sheets cleaner to do it like you do. I figure that I've had my husband's germs all over me and him mine, so it's all good you know? We're not too worried about it. But, to each his/her own.

Now, for the rest of you nut-jobs...

You guys need to go buy a sex book or something about the female body and sexuality.
1) Female orgasms and the resulting fluids are not "discharge." WOmen naturally have various amounts of fluids throughout their cycles (more sticky slippery fluids when they're fertile, less or just dry when they aren't in the fertile phase).
2) No woman ejaculates a friggin' liter ok. Unless she peed which isn't likely either.
3) You know damn well most of you have probably never even made a woman have an orgasm.
4) You guys leak fluids each and everytime. Not only that, you'd like us to wear it or taste it...or swallow it. Hello??!!! It tasts like snot!! You ain't no better!!!

Anyways, learn some things about women and you'll find out that you will be more satisfied in the end. Nuff said. Nasty cusses!!

 

I think you're being a bit harsh.

Where's your "proof" that we havent gotten our girls to orgasm? Are you omniscient?

 

I'm saying that, from what many of the guys have written, I know they haven't been getting the ladies off like they've been getting themselves off. And if you think I'm being harsh, someone's gotta set things straight with how the body of a female works. I mean, guys who think vaginal fluids are simply discharge haven't a clue. I just loved the one about a girl leaking about a liter! Whatever. What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

 

i do nothing. i get er done and roll over

 

Am of the opinion that sex isn't sex if it isn't a little messy - that's part of the fun. Men's bodies are messy, so are women's. I think that's part of what it's about. There are times when showering (together) towling down and engaging in preplanned sexual escapades is the ticket - but geez, don't you guys have any spontineity? If you're concerned about the frigging sheets and - all that gushy liquid stuff, either hers or his, it does tend to shift the focus. NOTHING happens in a great sexual exchange that can't be dealt with via a towel, shower or whatever, whenever you get to it, which - in my opinion, is not immediately after.

For me, nothing better than waking up with the vague scent of the night before still present.....

D'ya carry a towel into every room where you might be sexual? I'm not suggesting one ought to leave stains on the sofa, and we're not exhibitionists (well.......) but - my wife and I have never felt that being inhibited about sexual energy is all that helpful. Spontaneous, unplanned sex is the best, and if ya have to wait to get the towel in place shower and smell dainty, it takes the edge off............

 

you could always start foreplay together in the shower and end up in bed....

 

Or start in the shower and end in the shower, or start in bed and end in the shower, or................

the possibilities are endless - they just shouldn't be limited because you might leave a random dribble on the covers or floors or shower curtain or.......that's what spot remover is for -LATER!!!

Jeez, if you're squeamish about this, you'll never join the milehigh club.

Seriously, though, sex isn't for the squeamish - its both very basic and very exhalted, under the best of circumstances, and at best, it is both. Who gives a rat's ass about the fact that both participants may be a bit squishy. If God had intended it to be a clean process for humans, I'm sure God could have figured a way...................maybe this is a way to get us to not take ourselves so damn seriously..................