Yumcha

Majofo

Salad's were tossed.

Yumcha

What was the dressing?

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

you dont want to know.

Majofo

Grape Jelly.. Gravy?

Yumcha

Wasabi, pesto marmalade!??

Majofo

I'm guessing that may burn and will be difficult to clean.

oo7spy

Remember kids, only pussies pop shit online.

MissAlyyTL

Browsed thru this thread briefly and couldnt stop laughing lol. Either this is one long creative writing idea, or this guy has real crappy luck lol.

Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.

Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.

P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol

Yumcha

I'll have you know that I'm not 40.

MissAlyyTL

Lol whewwww! Good thing guess u fall under the other half then lol

Will Y.

The rest of us are married and thus know nothing about women.


I wouldn't tell a woman that she's out of my league. I'd just tell them they are incredibly beautiful, hot and should be actresses....

and that I'm an agent...

Check out OP's age.

Yeah, your parents shouldn't let a 12-year old onto the internet when you should still be playing with robots.

Majofo

OP is 21 and "she" is 20. You are below my league, only nudes will prove otherwise.

Majofo

Yumcha

Yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad.

Yumcha

And I'll have you know, my GF is a brain surgeon and ALSO posed for Playboi.

I met her when she was stripping to pay her way through an Ivy League med school.

MissAlyyTL

I tried to see OPs page, there was nothing there??

Nudes, lmfao. I think my husband would beat my ass hahahha

Yumcha

There is nothing wrong with letting your husband slap your @$$...

Will Y.

"Age," not "page"-- look about 5 lines down from OP's avatar.


That assumes that OP did not change it or give a fake birthday, as I tell my kids to do on the interwebs. OP has been around for a while, started other threads and posted photos, so I think his stated age is pretty close to actual.


I think your parents should... oh, NVM...

Majofo

Will's dad is pretty beefy. Yet I suspect Yummy's dad knows kung fu.

I donated and I support single moms as well.



@bottom.. unless you have long legs like Alee.. then TTT.


Judging by OP's taste in women, booze and life choices.. I'm pretty sure he's not lying.

Scottman111

Her name is Marisol? Is she French or something?

Majofo

Not according to her last name..

Scottman111

Just link to her pron site and be done with it!

Yumcha

Is she related to BoostedJack's hawt wife?

Majofo

Majofo

I can confirm that she IS real, and she knows OP.

Yumcha

Aight dude...time to PM me. I need some details.

TeknoKing

Obviously she is real. This thread is booooooooring.

Take a pic with your lovely gf in the park or something, smiling, eating ice cream... simple. Have Majofo in the background.

Majofo

I'm always in the background..

Majofo

oo7spy

We'll take pics of that too...

Yumcha

Well, c'mon!

Arosemore07

Thank you Majofo for clearing up the fact that im real. lmfao


Jersey girls? yes. Salad tossers? no.

lmao :gheylaugh:

Majofo

MissAlyyTL

LMFAO. U guys are too funny!!

And yes, I thought age said page smh. I guess reading wasn't a requirement for my crackerjack box college degree lol

Never Summer

Proof enough?

Majofo

I see no boobs

TeknoKing

Maker's Mark for the WIN!!!!

PS Remove that ticket picture, or at least really try to hide your private info.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

you could always try.
I heard it goes great with crabs

97BlackAckCL

iTrader: (6)

So you post a pic of your serving alcohol to an underage citation, under a pic of an underage girl holding a bottle of liquor.

You're a rocket scientist aren't you?