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Old 06-11-2012, 07:52 AM
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this thread is a one big troll. /thread


@21, don't keep lust so close to heart. You're TWENTY ONE. Make those notches, enjoy life. Close this thread, and let her touch you.
Old 06-11-2012, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mdkxtreme
Wow at the "haters" in here. Ya'll sound like the people in my Computer Science class; a bunch of people who needs to get laid.

The dude is getting action, give him a fucken high five or something. Do you guys actually do this in real life? A buddy is about to get action and all you can do is discourage the guy?
This whole thread is about as believable as the buddy who says he went home with this retardedly hot chick that you never saw, AFTER you left the bar and went home, when all he really did was go home and
Old 06-11-2012, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
This whole thread is about as believable as the buddy who says he went home with this retardedly hot chick that you never saw, AFTER you left the bar and went home, when all he really did was go home and
If that's the case then I am too damn gullible
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did i miss the gangbang?
Old 06-12-2012, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by crazyasiantl
did i miss the gangbang?
No. You missed a guy posting random pictures of some girl he's never meet. Re read all his post and every time he mentions a girl insert 'guy friend from my fashion class' instead.
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more like a gang jerkoff =]
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Old 06-12-2012, 07:27 PM
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60 hours / 3 dates = 20 hours per date. Easy math.



One mammal in this photo is you, care to guess which?
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:21 AM
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Old 06-13-2012, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by parasitius
Arousal tip:

Invite her into your house. When she gets in, shut the door behind her, then grab her by the neck and slam her into the back of the door. Begin make-out. Works great!! Remember fear and excitement are the same emotion, as soon as you release her neck and she realizes you won't butcher her, the fear transmutes into arousal
... I would immediately cream my panties if my HUSBAND did this, but on a first date, my reflex would be to punch him in the face.
Old 06-13-2012, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by PrissyJayne
... I would immediately cream my panties if my HUSBAND did this, but on a first date, my reflex would be to punch him in the face.
I don't think it will be a problem for him, especially after those upgrades
Old 06-13-2012, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PrissyJayne
... I would immediately cream my panties if my HUSBAND did this, but on a first date, my reflex would be to punch him in the face.
Likes it rough..




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Originally Posted by Majofo
Likes it rough..




I just like to feel like I'm married to a man, not a wimp. My husband does a pretty good job of this.
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I like spitting on bitches..
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This thread sucks ass.
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^^^ No, absolutely no ass sucking was involved. Just 60 hours of 'dating' the right hand.
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Old 06-16-2012, 12:27 AM
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You guys suck. That said, I went to a Colorado Rockies game with her yesterday and we were arrested, her for Minor in Possession and me for serving alcohol to a person under 21. She wasn't mad about it, but we've got a court date at the same time so we plan on celebrating when the charges get dismissed.
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pics or it didn't happen
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Originally Posted by Majofo
pics or it didn't happen
I'll make sure to ask for a copy of the mugshot after the court date.
Old 06-16-2012, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Never Summer
You guys suck. That said, I went to a Colorado Rockies game with her yesterday and we were arrested, her for Minor in Possession and me for serving alcohol to a person under 21. She wasn't mad about it, but we've got a court date at the same time so we plan on celebrating when the charges get dismissed.
There's nothing more romantic than a date in court!
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ummm how do you get caught at a baseball game. lmao


this lie is quickly spiraling out of control
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Never Summer
She wasn't mad about it, but we've got a court date at the same time so we plan on celebrating when the charges get dismissed.
Why do you think they will be dismissed?
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Originally Posted by SharksBreath
no girl is out of your league. if you project confidence and can make her smile/laugh...you've already won. it's not all about looks or money or what category you're in. i've seen some of the ugliest/dorkiest guys with the hottest A-list women. they're together because he treats her right, makes her laugh, and they have a good time together.
Good advice. Although this is very true, it does take a few assholes for women to understand that looks aren't everything...9.5/10 times the gorgeous man treats his lady like shit. but looks are still something. (You're not going to date someone you're not sexually attracted to.)

Originally Posted by parasitius
And remember ALWAYS bang on the first date, since ya never know if there's gonna be a second
REALLY? Never summer.. you don't want to date girls who bang you on the first date. Trashy not Classy.
Old 06-17-2012, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Arosemore07
Good advice. Although this is very true, it does take a few assholes for women to understand that looks aren't everything...9.5/10 times the gorgeous man treats his lady like shit. but looks are still something. (You're not going to date someone you're not sexually attracted to.)



REALLY? Never summer.. you don't want to date girls who bang you on the first date. Trashy not Classy.
It took until page six for someone to say something not completely idiotic. Amazing. Marisol (the girl in the pictures) and I get along amazingly well, we have fun together and she can deal with my mental health issues. It means a lot to me, as I can be a loose cannon.
Old 06-18-2012, 02:30 AM
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good luck on that dismissal buddy. pics of summons with address and shit blurred might shut some people up if its real ;P
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probation for both... she is under 21? Ask yourself this question, were you getting into as much trouble before meeting her? You're an adult. Crap arrests like this count when looking for employment even if they are expunged from the public record, they are not removed from the internal police record.
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Originally Posted by Arosemore07
Good advice. Although this is very true, it does take a few assholes for women to understand that looks aren't everything...9.5/10 times the gorgeous man treats his lady like shit. but looks are still something. (You're not going to date someone you're not sexually attracted to.)



REALLY? Never summer.. you don't want to date girls who bang you on the first date. Trashy not Classy.
Is that you in your avi? If so..
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Originally Posted by Mr. Maker
Is that you in your avi? If so..
It is.. I have nudez.

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Once again, lies.
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are those joisey gurls!?
are they good at tossing salads?
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Originally Posted by justnspace
are those joisey gurls!?
are they good at tossing salads?


I know someone who is though... 66 Temple St. Paterson, NJ.
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^ rofl


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