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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 05:53 PM
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"Cleaning the pipes"

Now that I'm dating more since my girlfriend and I broke up, and I watched "There's Something About Mary" recently, I was wondering whether anyone has really "cleaned the pipes before a big date."
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 06:07 PM
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nope
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 06:08 PM
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I get reminded by my girlfriend to NOT do that
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 06:47 PM
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
I get reminded by my girlfriend to NOT do that
Agreed - it lowers your aggresiveness/hormone level. Is some bizarre way - you may not be as attactive to women.

For those old folks...

"I only drink grain alcohol and rain water to keep my essence pure."
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 06:53 PM
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It's not a bad idea in theory. You won't be wanting to bust a nut so you can actually determine whether the girl is a total moron now instead of 3 months down the road.
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 09:49 PM
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"Is that hair gel?"
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 09:53 PM
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"Is that hair gel?"
haha
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Old Nov 18, 2004 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by fla-tls
"I only drink grain alcohol and rain water to keep my essence pure."
hahaha. if i drink coors is that close enough to rain water seeing it rocky mountain pure???
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Old Nov 19, 2004 | 05:22 PM
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Seems like a stupid thing to do to me. But then the entire movie seemed stupid to me.
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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 05:12 PM
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I'm not gonna lie, I did it once. Will never do it again before a date, because when we went out I had no energy for anything. I could barely talk. I guess I did too good of a job...LOL. I just told her that I had just come down with a cold that day and that I wasn't at the top of my game. It's a good idea in theory, but in my situation it backfired. I still got a second date though.
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Old Nov 23, 2004 | 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Orange_juice_fanatic_1982
I'm not gonna lie, I did it once. Will never do it again before a date, because when we went out I had no energy for anything. I could barely talk. I guess I did too good of a job...LOL. I just told her that I had just come down with a cold that day and that I wasn't at the top of my game. It's a good idea in theory, but in my situation it backfired. I still got a second date though.
Oh man, that sucks. Well guys, there ya have it. Living proof. I would say that if you are having those kind of "problems" then you need something other than a quick fix..
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Old Nov 23, 2004 | 12:21 AM
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Well its my g/f's birthday today.. so NO I didn't do it before the dinner date

See you guys tomorrow, wish me luck in "combat"
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Orange_juice_fanatic_1982
I'm not gonna lie, I did it once. Will never do it again before a date, because when we went out I had no energy for anything. I could barely talk. I guess I did too good of a job...LOL. I just told her that I had just come down with a cold that day and that I wasn't at the top of my game. It's a good idea in theory, but in my situation it backfired. I still got a second date though.
Damn dude! You could barely talk!!!??? That musta been some kinda handjob you gave yourself. What's your technique?
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 08:38 PM
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hmmm... ive never been on a date so i wouldnt know

and i only momentarily get tired cause of the sudden drop in blood pressure??

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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
hmmm... ive never been on a date so i wouldnt know

and i only momentarily get tired cause of the sudden drop in blood pressure??

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Sudden drop in blood pressure... sounds familiar... I always feel light headed if it gets up too fast... assuming the date goes as well as anticipated
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Old Dec 11, 2004 | 07:19 PM
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Damn dude! You could barely talk!!!??? That musta been some kinda handjob you gave yourself. What's your technique?
LOL. :imwithstupid: Whats your secret??
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