Nope...Just boob touches.

 

 

Fussy.

 

Its called standards.

 

Oh if I could only get her to lower them enough to look at me.

 

I'm not reading the thread but I just wanted to say that I boobs

 

And also I own page 6.

 

Even Man Boobs?

 

:negatory:

 

but not man-boobs

 

Fixed

 

 

aka SCHMEEBS

 

^ Probably likes man-tits?

 

That reminds me of the celebrity jeopardy skit where 'Sean Connery' writes his answer as "inDooRs" but then the wager appears and it says I (heart) BooBs instead.

 

I muscular pecs instead. You dare doubt me?

 

I love that SNL skit! It's my favorite! I like the one where Sean Connery says, " I'll take Whore Seman for $200 Trabek!" (WIll Farrel) Trabek says what are you talking about Mr. Connery? Sean walks over to the board and points out, "hor" like your mother Trabek, "Seman"! Trabek Says, "That's Horesman!"

 

Or, "I'll take The Rapist" for $500 Alex!"

"You mean, Therapist?"

 

Ahh, I remember that skit.

 

"I'll take anal bum cover for a hundred Trebek"
"That's an Album cover..."

 

If the boobs are big they have to be full figured and fake or young.

I've only felt one set of double d's that were real and full figured, they were on a 18 year old. After 25 the large ones start to look like baseballs in a sock. So I would say in general a B to C cup is a good life long size.................

I've asked every girl I've dated her cup size ( as I might buy her something kinky)
having had sex first. Not a before sex question unless she's in her bra and panties......ect...ect....

 

so u've taken straight dicks, crooked dicks, been to the hospital cause of one, fingered ur butt while u did it, had one night stands, and that comment offended you ??

 

yes! except the fingering the butt part, that never happened to me. My asshole is off limits!

 

Well it's not officially off limits unless you have a "Stop" sign or a "One Way" sign tattoo'd on it! Besides, if he is smooth about it you would never know he even did it. You would just think that that orgasm felt incredible because he was squeezing your ass. And little did you know that he was in up to his second knuckle.

 

 

I guess I'm not earning any borwnie points with you............(brownie.....punn intended)

 

I should just refer to you as the assmaster now

 

MASTER!!! Key word baby!

 

Just state the rule that if they want to try it on you, you get to try it on them first!

 

I dunno if CJ heard about my rule about that..

 

I don't think he knows either about your secret weapon in your "toolkit". Gag gifts can sure be useful eh?

 

How did I know you would jump in on butt thing Young? (get it? jump in on the butt thing) hehehehehe

Well I have a "one way" sign tattoo'd on one cheek and a "stop" sign on the other so it's officially off limits!

 

Yes, I've asked and have yet to be slapped or told no