worst is using the wrong name...... by far. Used to call everyone "princess" for a time.....

 

It's even worse when guys have them. There was this one semi-retarded kid who had them in junior high. The nickname "pancake nipples" stuck with him until he graduated high school (he's ugly as all hell by the way, so that just makes it easier to pick on him). It all started one day in phys ed, when this kid, Tyler, said to him (jokingly), "Matthew, I wanna touch those schmeebs of yours! Pinch em and everything!"
Well, long story short, Matthew started to cry and ran to the gym teacher (we were playing badminton at the time). He says, "Mr. Falcone, Tyler said he wanted to touch THESE!" while lifting up his shirt! I think the teacher almost puked and said, "Matt put your shirt back on, please!" and the whole class laughed at him.

 

um, there goes the sensitive gay guy image........

 

P-O-D! P-O-D! Post Orgasmic Distress!! (if anyone has seen Sol Goode)

 

Best.

Story.

Ever.

 

I guess that's why they normally keep special ed classes separate

 

Who the hell plays badminton in school.

 

Its required in PE, I had to play that shit when I was a sophomore.

 

 

I can't decide what's funnier in that story: semi-retarded kid, schmeebs, or badminton.

it hurts....

 

Another poll?

 

We even had to use the slow "birdies" (the blue ones). The red ones were too fast for us. And nobody could say "shuttlecock" without giggling like schoolgirls (and it was an all boys class)! Matt had man-boobs (schmeebs) and a semi-beerbelly in grade 8 and was one of those kids who could talk normally, but was in the special class because he was sooooooooo stupid. He had no sense of what was cool at all.

 

Your well on your way to playing professionally since other sports maybe too much for you. Wouldn't want to break a nail now.

 

Hey, my nails look damn good......And Im soaking them in Dawn right now.

 

Dawn?

Do you plan on applying Zaino afterward?

 

I wonder if anyone has ever painted their nails with TSX touch-up paint?

 

Hmmm, Nighthawk Black nails....

 

Wouldn't surprise me. I've had to deal with some super :ghey: guys at a party where the hostess made us take off our shoes. Something about this one flamers metallic blue toenails just wasn't cool.

 

This thread is waaayy OT.

Lets get back on topic. How big are your boobs?

 

 

And be as specific as possible being that we have this NWS policy.

 

 

 

On topic, I think it's like asking how much a girl weighs. It's just one of those pieces of info that a lady doesn't feel comfortable giving out. I'm going to venture to say that if any girl asked a guy his dick size, he'd tell her (or lie and say it was bigger). It's not the same for us as it is for women. They're used to being objectified so I think that only makes it seem worse.

 

Lets just say none have the guesses so far have been completely accurate.

 

i didn't read the thread.

i saw the word boob in the title.

show me teh booby.

 

I love the digression of this thread. And just for you nicholbr

 

I know of a few boobs in this thread.

 

nice rack

 

i remember i went on vacation with a friend to taiwan and he asked me that question too. then we met up with my girl friend (no, not gf...just a close friend) and i can't believed he just casually asked her the boob question. she was reluctant at first but she did give it out...

i've asked a few of my close friends about what size bra and figures they are and they seem cool with revealing it to me. if u want to know what size but are afraid that the girl will get offended, just ask it this way: "can i take a guess at ur measurements?"...
i'm actually getting quite well at guestimating now and it helps when it comes to fashion/clothing suggestions they ask...

 

I never ask, I just read the tag/label from her bra as I pick it up from under the bed the next morning.

but regardless, I am usually the biggest "boob" in the room.

 

I just got back from a party and my friends walks up to this chick and goes
"Hey, nice breasts" and then walked away.

 

Maybe he wanted to buy you a nice bra from Victoria's Secret?

BTW- You should have asked him how big his "tool" is. You never know, if he had the right answer for you, you might have answered him and then proceeded to make each other smile

 

Blah.. it take more to impress me than a guy just telling me how big his tool is. Sure I wouldn't want to deal with a short short guy or a crooked one(personal preference on that one), but I'm looking for more than just that these days.

 

At least imperfect boobs aren't physically DANGEROUS!!

 

I'll one-up you on that one...at the bar the other night, walked up to a hawt bartender and said she had really nice breasts. She said they were implants. And I asked are they different. And then, she said, go ahead and feel 'em.

 

^ On that note, I'm never washing my hands again.

 

I'd say 80% of women that get breast implants will let you touch them if you just ask. Especially if they are new.

 

Yeah you me on that one. But i still laughed my ass off when my friend said that

 

What no boob shots yet?