You don't just buy a car on looks. You inspect the sticker to make sure all the specs are there!

 

I never understood why guys even need to ask..... I mean the boobs are right there in front of you, look! It's not like it's a damn cantaloupe, and you need to weigh it to see how much it's going to cost at the checkout line.

 

IMO, asking a woman her breast size is kinda sleazy. Guys shouldn't really give a crap as long as they look good....

 

If you're gonna play, play for keeps, and keep score.

 

:rolf: I don't know why either

As for him buying me stuff, I don't think that was his intention, him and I never even made it to a first date, so I highly doubt that. Had I known him longer I wouldn't have asked about it being appropriate, but since him and I had even known each other that long and hadn't officially hung out, it seemed kinda awkward to be discussing such a topic.

 

If he ever asks you your boob size again, just ask him if his nutsac retreats into his body when he is exicted.................. and then ask him the size of his equipment. Has about as much relevance........

 

Thanks ric, that's exactly along the same lines as I was thinking. Too bad this guy already got dropped. Hopefully he learned his lesson!

 

You still haven't been banned yet?

 

oooooh, somebody's e-nutsac is bigger than mine.

 

:troutslap

 

I've been asked this question COUNTLESS TIMES in my life.... but when I think about it, most of them were when I was in high school. Few people have asked me (in person, at least - I'm not counting the little web forum leghumpers that pop up every now and then) since I grew up. But I was one of those early bloomer types that had abnormally huge tits by age 14, had to have a reduction, and then the reduced boobs again grew to a rather unusual size (so just imagine how gross it'd be if I HADN'T had the damn reduction), so I garnered quite a few questions about my ever-changing boobicles. I think some people in HS thought I was unhappy with my reduction and so had implants later on, but they were wrong.

Anyway, yeah, it offends the hell out of me, Psycho... but I've spent many years with a vendetta against anyone who pays attention to my tits more than me.

 

Sorry I just pictured that in my head w/ some of my co-works and found it too be pretty funny. I bet you get annoyed with that.

 

You got a reduction?

 

Back problems, social problems, and then I had a lump that needed to be removed. If it weren't for the lump, I probably wouldn't have had the reduction, but when we found out that I'd have to have surgery anyway, my mom suggested I go ahead with the reduction.

 

Besides, how are you supposed to "bend-and-snap" when your boobs are too big?!

Oh, and @ "boobicles"

 

That was a funny movie.

 

Damn that lump. Damn it to hell.

 

It's not rude so much as it's fucking desperate sounding.

Dude sounds like a loser, i mean seriously who asks a chick what size her tits are? Why do you care? The only thing I care about is that you let me suckle em.

I dated a chick with the most perfect fake tits you have ever seen, so perfect that I wasn't sure if they were real or not. And I never asked her, as much as it was killing me I never asked because I knew i would look like a freakin douche. One night I overheard her talking to some other chick with fake tits and comparing notes and thats how I found out they were fake, size, when she got em, how much they cost etc. So i got the info and I didn't look like a douche.

 

[QUOTE=Caliadria] I've been asked this question COUNTLESS TIMES in my life.... QUOTE]
oh yeah? pictures please

 

I'd worry about her husband first

 

[QUOTE=TheTriads]

 

If I started a "show us your boobies" thread, do you think anyone would?

 

I'm not commenting till Psycho shows us her guns..

 

I like big titties

 

I think if you started with yours first, it would kill the thread. (how many boobies do rabbits have, anyway?

 

If they're too big, they start looking like udders.

I'd still like to see all the AZ girls give us a nice

 

 

Gotta get em while they're young

 

By the way, worst thing to say during sex is "Gawd I love your boobies!" Evidently, it's somewhat of a turn-off

 

"I've always found the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies........"


A cookie for anyone who knows where that is from.

 

Futurama

 

so is "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!"

 

 

So do I but in my old age I'm more concerned with shape and firmness. They have to look good. The Nipple has to look good too and be just the right size, shape, color and in the proper location. I've been turned off by some pretty awful nipples in the past.

Light Pink > *

 

dark brown "pancake" nipples < *

 

FDL you sound like my friend Ben

 

Well, I don't think that's the WORST thing to say... I think maybe, "GEEZUS your stomach jiggles like a bowl full of jelly, just like Santa Claus!!!" is a closer to being "worst."

 

Or, I've never smelled something like THAT before.........

 

Or "God I can't wait for you to go home after this..."

 

or "Now I'm going to throw you in the pit with the others."