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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Damn, forgot. Big bitches with tramp stamps and no teeth. Throw in a ILX with chrome stick on pillars = Hella VIP
WHOA WHOA... BIG bitches?... SMH - as already discussed - are we talking "big" big? Or just big 'ole titties and and ass, slim waist? Cuz I love me some ass and titties...
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ttribe
The Sarlacc hated my M5, too. But, I'm with him on this one.
The e60 is still an atrocity. I know you miss...but hopefully you'll be able to get the current gen one day. Thats a sessy bitch (Though Id take a hellcat charger over it )
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
WHOA WHOA... BIG bitches?... SMH - as already discussed - are we talking "big" big? Or just big 'ole titties and and ass, slim waist? Cuz I love me some ass and titties...
What ever floats your boat bro.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
The sound of the engine alone would most likely make panties drip.

The Si would just rev high and sound like a toy.
Dude - VTEC THO...LOL
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:08 PM
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Throw some chrome on this and aomech is on it like stink on shit

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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Dude - VTEC THO...LOL
Hemi > Vtec

Torque is a wonderful thing.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
They really are...if you're 20
OR.. if im going after 20 year old girls? EH? EH?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:11 PM
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Mods, PLEASE, for the love of sweet, gentle Jesus, CLOSE this fucking thread already!!


No? Ok. I want to change the direction now too.

Pro wrestling is the shit!!!
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
OR.. if im going after 20 year old girls? EH? EH?
More like 14
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Mods, PLEASE, for the love of sweet, gentle Jesus, CLOSE this fucking thread already!!


No? Ok. I want to change the direction now too.

Pro wrestling is the shit!!!
Pro Wrestlers have tattoos...we have now come full circle.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
Throw some chrome on this and aomech is on it like stink on shit

Bro if she can afford to dress in chrome and she can afford to eat like that she's probably got money... They can't all be winners... Alcohol always got your back tho, best wingman ever
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Mods, PLEASE, for the love of sweet, gentle Jesus, CLOSE this fucking thread already!!


No? Ok. I want to change the direction now too.

Pro wrestling is the shit!!!
Is this because I didn't invite you to Del Taco? Dude - my bad. I could've used the backup against that SEAL Team 3 kid...
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Bro if she can afford to dress in chrome sand she can afford to eat like that she's probably got money... They can't all be winners... Alcohol always got your back tho, best wingman ever
Yup...no taste.

Case closed.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
More like 14
Nah dude - as long as they're legal its all good. 14 is no bueno.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
Yup...no taste.

Case closed.
What? Taste for the good life man. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team and dive on that rich chrome covered grenade.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:20 PM
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This thread is done.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:23 PM
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What? NO! I have so many more examples of sweet door pillars! Viva la Chrome! VIVA LA CHROME!!!!
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:25 PM
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Really? Really? No love for this awesome Acura?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
The e60 is still an atrocity. I know you miss...but hopefully you'll be able to get the current gen one day. Thats a sessy bitch (Though Id take a hellcat charger over it )
Not unless I win the lottery...last couple of years have been pretty rough. I've got medical bills coming out of my ears at this point.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Really? Really? No love for this awesome Acura?
Nope.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ttribe
Not unless I win the lottery...last couple of years have been pretty rough.
I fully understand this one...
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:27 PM
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How can you not like this thing of beauty?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:30 PM
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No love for a Lexus?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
How can you not like this thing of beauty?
Rain guards - Fail.

Stretch & Poke - Fail.

Too low - Fail.

Rope-thingy from mirror - Fail.

Probably has curtains - Fail.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:34 PM
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how about this awesome USDM?IMG_8466783571867_zpsljhlgpfz.jpeg
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:35 PM
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^^^^Even.Worse.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ttribe
Rain guards - Fail.

Stretch & Poke - Fail.

Too low - Fail.

Rope-thingy from mirror - Fail.

Probably has curtains - Fail.
Rain guards are so useful tho. So are curtains. Open them up when you park and they keep the car cooler. Open them up at night for fun time.

Lowering improves handling - maybe not if too low - I don't know enough to say either way on that car.

Rope thingy is a traditional Japanese good luck charm. What if dude's actually Japanese? His culture is not fail dude - LOL.
Stretch and poke? Eh?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ttribe
^^^^Even.Worse.
How so? Hoodrats come a running when they see that pimp mobile.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Rain guards are so useful tho. So are curtains. Open them up when you park and they keep the car cooler. Open them up at night for fun time.

Lowering improves handling - maybe not if too low - I don't know enough to say either way on that car.

Rope thingy is a traditional Japanese good luck charm. What if dude's actually Japanese? His culture is not fail dude - LOL.
Stretch and poke? Eh?
I'll let the rope thingy slide.

Stretch and poke - https://www.google.com/search?q=stre...utf-8&oe=utf-8
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:44 PM
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IMG_30659962233908_zpsdg2ppzet.jpegIMG_20141123_100556_zpsb07pvw0b.jpgCLEARLY the b pillars gave this guy the EDGE...
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Old 01-26-2015 | 05:51 PM
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IMAG0066.jpgNo love for Infiniti Y33?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 06:26 PM
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I am basically anti-tattoo, but I realize if you met someone who was perfect in every other way, you should probably overlook the ink. That being said, I think it is foolish for a girl to get tats if she is trying to find a long term relationship because she is closing herself off to about 30 per cent of the market. I am glad the fad is going away. I really don't understand though the people who get a ridiculous amount of ink, like full length sleeves on both arms and neck pictures. Like decorating a car with too many pinstripes
Who are you and why the fuck are you shitting on this thread with off topic nonsense?
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Old 01-26-2015 | 06:36 PM
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Who are you and why the fuck are you shitting on this thread with off topic nonsense?
Yea back to viva la chrome - although funny like I said, some people hate pinstripes.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 06:38 PM
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I like the chrome wheels, b pillars and door guard thing at the bottom... Go ahead lie and say this car sucks... look at my Avatar next to this car... yea it makes my car look like shit , but it still looks similar - Don't lie, this thing looks great man.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 07:08 PM
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Every car on the last three pages looks like shit except for the purple Challenger. Every single one of them.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ttribe
I'll let the rope thingy slide.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Every car on the last three pages looks like shit except for the purple Challenger. Every single one of them.
You live in a house built upon brick upon brick of LIES

Trophies and the hot model hoes say different man
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I cannot remember a thread where I was so torn between laughing my head off and wanting to rinse my eyes out with bleach.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 07:43 PM
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The Lexus wasn't awful, but the rest were.
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Old 01-26-2015 | 08:34 PM
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So much here

rain/weather guards are ONLY acceptable on trucks/SUVs.

That said, I have been debating about getting them for the Durango. Low profile weathertechs.
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