if yer a cookie dough lover like me, from time to time u like to pick a roll up at the supermarket (Toll House is the best!!!)...here's how to get the most out of the roll without losing any in the packaging:

1. take ONE of the metal clamps off
2. spread the package open on that side
3. hold the roll such that the open end faces up
4. take yer thumb and index to the bottom end where the other clamp is and place the fingers just above the clamp
5. slowly pinch the fingers together and make an inch-long flat surface just above the clamp
6. take index finger and thumb, place on the clamp, and twist in a clockwise motion
7. after a couple turns, begin to work your way up the tube...use yer other fingers/hand if it gives u better leverage
8. as the dough pops out from the top, commence eating
9. when satisfied, simply reverse Steps 6 and 7 which allows the dough to fall back into packaging
10. fold open end of package over once and return to freezer for future use

works every time so enjoy!!

 

This may need to go into the "Extremely Useful Topics" section.

 

Hmmmmph,

Directions on how to lick white lumpy chunks out of a long hard stick......


Anyone else see an apparent cry for help here?

Did you bite through your third pillow yet chris?

:pee:

 

:'(

 

Ummmm......Toll house

 

Do you recommend a good DIET plan to go along with this madness ???

Shawn S

 

no, but i could go for some illustrative pictures right about now!!!

 

UMMMM
You know this is waaayyyy to easy. So let's just leave it at damn I can say like so many funny things right now.

Allright fuck it I got some time.

Stop playing with dough, and tlaking about it popping out and shit.
YOu got some problems
Lay off the shit man want to you want to be like fernando valenzuela and end up like Darryl Kyle
You got problems

Well damn there has to be more. Somebody help me.

 

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Scooter... you always have one to pull you away from the crowd! That is.. hmmm.. and iinteresting way to spend your time in the kitchen! (chunky monkey! - hehehehehe) sure Jenny Craig wont be adding those instructions in her Recipe book!

 

I usually just go get some Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream. A lot easier!!!! And I won't get the comments you are getting!!!

 

there r a bunch of slack-jawed faggots running around this board!!!

cookie dough is the shiznit!!! all u fockers who have cookie dough ice cream are just being teased!!!! nothing beats a nice big bite of cold Nestle Toll House cookie dough with tons of chocolate chips!!! u can feel the sugar running though yer veins (and the cholesterol building up in yer arteries )!!!! all u homo's have no idea what yer missing

 

umm oooook

 

Just watch out for salmonella poisoning from the raw egg in uncooked cookie dough, geniuses.


That said, Ben and Jerry's CCCD is the bomb.

 

not to mention you can also get tapeworms from eating raw cookie dough...