You weren't born yet for that discussion. Know your place, young boy!
Jam your finger back in your butt!

 

Smells like mold in here

 

Well, I do like mushrooms.

 

whose?

 

Fixed.

 

 

You know, for a self-proclaimed short dude, you sure have the seat pretty far back.

Dings or not, car looks sweet. White is a good colour on it.

 

He is short?

Maybe he got the Gangsta Lean.... short or not, you gotta act gangsta

 

I'm 5'8"...so, taller for but short compared to gwai-ros like RagequitBello.

But, at my distance to the wheel, it may explain why I can't place my wrist over the 12 o'clock of the wheel like those cool guys who I see drive by. I did post this a couple pages back that in order to have that "swagger" look, I need to push my seat so forward that my knee is almost touching the steering wheel.

 

you need your knee close to the wheel for when you knee drive so you can roll your blunts.

 

But, isn't the kewl thing now to vape? You don't roll vape machines.

 

If I were a pot guy I would probably still do blunts.

 

We should.

Then, fuel efficiency would not even be a topic. We'd all accelerate very gently and be easy on the gas.

 

I probably would not care so much for flooding my car and running into that curb either.

 

i think you are confusing weed with crack...

 

sitting at green lights waiting...laughing...talking about our camping trips.

 

...and transforming our robots.

 

Nah, Yumcha is the type that goes from neurotic to paranoid on the leaf.

 

My Mom had me tested.

 

Why I can't have nice things and bought the Hyundai.

 

That's a machined face...you could literally sand and buff that away if you were inclined.

 

Thanks, J.

Yeah, the rims are going into the alloy-repair shop on Tuesday. I'll also get the stealership to check my alignment while I'm at it and give the car a quick inspection after the recent flood (since it's in the shop anyways).

 

Remember in the 80s when cars ran around on 14 inch wheels and had like 8 inches of tire sidewall?

This wouldn't have happened then. But these rubber band tires these days. Yeesh.

 

Good grief, Yummy! What did you hit?!

 

Curb 1, 0

 

I'm sure that your service guy knows your name, so the question is, how many people at the dealer know your name?

 

Every. Single. Person.

 

Except for the Hot Receptionist

 

Vincent?

 

He said every "single" person right?

Sure they got it on a time or two...

 

Well, I set a record for the fastest windshield replacement for a new car........

The only thing stopping me from slapping you with my Megatron here is that you have a fast getaway car.

You're not helping.

 

"Welcome back Henry!!!!!!!!!!"
**snickers** "dude, that's the asian guy I was telling you about that can't drive worth a shit. we had him take the audi badge off the back so people at least think it's a Hyundai"

 

 

 

 

 

**"I think he heard me"

 

 

Car's dropped off.


AND FOR THE RECORD, I HEARD NO SUCH SNICKERING WHEN I GAVE THEM THE KEYS.





























Probably laughed at me after I left.

 

Probably...